Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Plantation Negro Deconstruction Review 401


DMG said ...
I'm actually thankful that I'm getting more busy at work--which leaves me less time to groan at the posts on this site. It's not even worth commenting anymore, same low information soapbox stuff, with the usual conspiracy theory co-signers. But, please continue. Anyone stupid enough to follow your advice or believe one syllable of your rhymes probably deserves whatever consequences befall them.

Sub, keep up the good fight, I guess you'll be Q1 on the Denmark Vesey call schedule from now on. Enjoy.

CNu, it's been fun again hanging with you on this site.

Denmark Vesey said ...
Yes, yes. Of course Doc.

You might be right. It might time for you to go.

I'm sure you are busy as hell writing prescriptions for the pharmaceutical companies. Your hand must be exhausted.

But look Bra. No hard feelings. It's been a good run. What's it been 4, maybe 5 weeks? That's not bad. Little longer than I expected actually. So I'd like to think of this as a positive.

After all in those few short weeks at DV.Net you learned of the African Origins of Christianity. You've learned Western medicine's Germ Theory of Disease is fundamentally flawed. You've learned that the Polio Vaccine Miracle was a hoax. (Polio disappeared in areas of the world that did not experience mass inoculations. Sanitation ended the polio epidemic. Not Jonas Salk.)

You've learned that the HIV virus jumped to humans from monkeys via Rockefeller funded oral polio vaccine experiments in Africa between 1956 - 1959, and NOT the official cut hunter theory. You've learned that the difference between the Salk vaccine and Kopowski's oral vaccine was LIVE polio virus taken from monkeys (monkey virus juice).

Yes, my little Negro MD friend, you've learned about the profound and immediate dangers of Genetically Modified Food. You've learned that there is no actual evidence carbon dioxide is the cause of the recent warming trend and the the Global Warning alarm is a hoax.

You learned that the so-called "Green Revolution" in Iran which was at the top of the news until MJ blew that little made-for-TV drama -"The Death of Neda" - out of the ratings. (Remember that?)

Yeah Doc, come on now admit it. You thought salt was sodium till DV hipped you to the value of the micronutrients in natural unprocessed salt and the tragic dangers of the inorganic sodium found in processed foods.

Till you started attending classes regularly at Denmark Vesey, you thought Eugenics was a concept from a science fiction movie and that Pro-Choice liberals just wanted to make sure black women had "equal" access to the abortion apparatus.

Yes, Doc. Facing the fact that even the Journal of the American Medical Association in an article written by Dr. Barbara Starfield stated that the American medical system experiences 250,000 deaths per year from iatrogenic causes (when Dr.s and nurses kill your ass), obviously caused you some cognitive dissonance.

What I found disturbing and what separates the great Submariner from you, is that at least he is engaged in a quest for the truth. Contrasted with your servile loyalty to the Plantation Medicine system by attempting to perpetuate the myth that allopathic medicine is infallible and rests on the scientific method.

So, Doc, all of the exaggerated fake eye-rollin' and expressions of consternation aint foolin' nobody. You learned more here than you did in Medical School. Denmark Vesey has been school for you. You should send me your student loan payments.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

damn... chuuuch

Anonymous said...

Wow...oh, and DV..for the record..I am one of few nurses who promote healthy lifestyles vs medications...prevention not cure and for us to allow our Spirit man to take it's rightful place over this vile flesh....Love u to death..for real.
TGN

CNu said...

Yes, my little Negro MD friend........You should send me your student loan payments.

rotflmbao...,

lawd, lawd, lawd...,

belly aching,

mopping up tears

whew!!!!!

SimonGreedwell said...

DMG said... "I'm actually thankful that I'm getting more busy at work--which leaves me less time to groan at the posts on this site. It's not even worth commenting anymore, same low information soapbox stuff, with the usual conspiracy theory co-signers."

Jesus@ the snooty condescension here.

No one forced you to come here and post.

Big Mark 243 said...

Though I am new here, this cat sounds like the same ol' Stepin' Fetchit cats who can't deal with the notion that everyone doesn't get their news from Fox.

He can't be 'working' if that is where he has been commenting from. Que sera ...

Mahndisa S. Rigmaiden said...

TGC:
You are so elegant and I've never seen you engage someone directly as you did above. Apparently everyone has a breaking point, even our beloved stoic;)

I'm with ya, I find it interesting that someone would comment so much at a place in which they were so seemingly disgusted, as well as continuously insult people who are simply expressing their opinions.

Heh. Glad to see his ass going too.

CNu said...

DMG is a disciplined, highly skilled surgeon and Marine in whom I'd place my utmost confidence.

Moreover, as a like-minded fellow traveller on these Interwebs, it has been my privilege to observe brah man conduct far more school than he's attended.

In fact, his charity towards many deserving of nothing so much as a swift kick in the teeth should be legendary by now, even just here at DV.Net alone!!

DV just woofin at the Big Gate cause he know DMG won't have the time to come back and get him. (though I must admit, that woofin was some pure comedy gold!)

The very fact that he outed the utmost exemplar of nutty f.a.b.u.l.o.s.i.t.y for naming her first born after an anti-psychotic medication - ensures him a seat of high honor in the blogospheric hall of fame....,

Mahndisa S. Rigmaiden said...

DV: Here is another headline at Reuters incorrectly asserting some bullshit that common sense knows is wrong!

Mahndisa S. Rigmaiden said...

As far as the so called doctor schooling people, who did he school? All I saw him do was quote wikipedia stubs and insult peoples' intelligence for even asking a question. The good doctor doesn't even know the basic statistics that he quotes from. His claim that my question to him was vague was nothing more than a way of saying "I don't know but I'm too much of an asshole to admit it." Schooling goes both ways. If someone feels as though they are supposed to teach without learning,they are doomed to failure because they can only get so far. They have all the answers right?

His paradigm is so far away from progress that it is laughable. If you cosign with his shit, that is on you. After all, I think it was you who said children weren't really alive or have a soul until they are seven. Now that is comedy gold.

SimonGreedwell said...

Mahndisa: You're right. The only person I ever engaged directly with deliberate scorn was Byrdeye, but that was only after he refused to reply to Submariner; and then he subsequently declared that he was "leaving" much like DMG is doing now.

I'm all for people offering their critiques of DV's entries—that's their right—but there are definitely people who come here almost exclusively for the singular purpose of tearing down anything that's posted. UBM and DMG in particular are the top two examples of this.

I think CNu said it best here.

KonWomyn said...

LULO at all this!!! DV, I don't always agree with you but this is school, go get yo' money!

Undercover Black Man said...

UBM and DMG in particular are the top two examples of this.

So are you all for people offering their critiques or not?

And have my critiques illustrated anything about Denmark's approach to show business? Have they edified you? Even amused you?

You're welcome.

uglyblackjohn said...

Nah...
UBM and DMG help to more fully refine DV's points of view.
The squabbin' between them is what adds the heat to this spot.
SeeNew v. TurdEye was funny as hell.
DV v. UBM is always great.
It the clashes of great intellects (DMG included) that keeps this spot credible.

The Doc aka Big Pimpin'... spendin' cheese... said...

"You learned that the so-called "Green Revolution" in Iran which was at the top of the news until MJ blew that little made-for-TV drama -"The Death of Neda" - out of the ratings. (Remember that?)"

Yah, I rather liked this part, that one of Mike's last great acts on this earth was bitch slapping the propaganda police who were demanding people pay attention to their fake revolution.

Anonymous said...

Name the top ten plantation negroes...

Submariner said...

Ladies and gentlemen there is no such thing as a Plantation Negro. Denmark Vesey has failed to credibly establish this entity. Every social group has its share of quislings and collaborators. Until the successful Maoist regime, for example, the Chinese were well known for collaborationist tendencies.

The Plantation Negro is a constitutive element of our national foundation myth which posits black people as passive and gullible despite our well documented history of resistance and resourcefulness. Denmark Vesey to his credit did try to base his model in post Civil War history but when his flawed analysis was pointed out by Makheru Bradley and Michael Fisher and they confronted him with concrete historical questions he responded that he wasn't really trying to describe real actors and the actual course of black social existence.

By his own admission, then, the Plantation Negro is merely a device used to further a rhetorical imperative. Unlike Malcolm X's use of the House Negro/Field Negro dichotomy,however, there is no countervailing figure used to acknowledge the courage and capabilities of most black people - only Denmark Vesey himself and a collection of odd rappers, athletes, and marginal politicians. Denmark Vesey's analysis of Black Americans converges then with Birth of a Nation. It begins with the assumption that most black people (I think he said ninety percent) lack self-reliance and initiative. Then how does he intend to help them? In medicine you learn that you should not subject a patient to an operation if they are in such a state that they are unlikely to survive the procedure. But it is exactly from this conceptual stricture that the cyclopian Denmark Vesey intends to make his surgical approach.

CNu said...

Sub,

Quisno's famously advertises that you can't eat a $5.00 bill and be as satisfied as if you buy and eat one of their sandwiches.

The arch Plantation Negro Skip Gates pretends to be a rebellious Black man when it serves the interests of his inflamed ego.

A legion of imaginally identified bourgeous negros kneejerk in unison as if the skipster acted with tactical good sense and great personal integrity, i.e., they took his silly and vulnerable coonshow and personalized it as if were their own. (and this in a country where 72 year old white women get tased and arrested)

A whole bunch of silly armchair commentators are munching on that soiled $5.00 bill to the extent that they believe that any amount of specious cultural pride is an acceptable substitute for objective tactical advantage and sound judgement in the moment.

(oh, and Crowley was wrong and definitely made a false arrest, no if's and's or but's - but not only is he not going to be disciplined by the Cambridge police, he's goint to be tipping back a Blue Moon on the white house lawn in a few)

For your own part, you've freely admitted a complete lack of interest in the rugged autonomy of a survivalist.

Perhaps the concepts DV seeks to artfully convey are simply and categorically alien to your own sensibilities. Simply put, DV university may not be cyclopean as much as they may simply not be for Y.O.U.

I was thinking about this this morning on my way up to a Big Law Enforcement convention in Columbia and had a bit of an epiphany. (I'm sitting in the midst of wall-to-wall popo even as I type.)

Denmark Vesey is the ONLY Black conservative I'm aware of with the unmitigated swagger, brio, and panache to make the conservative message appealing to a very broad cross-section of folks.

Think about it...., (dollars to donuts, I'd be willing to bet that that's why my man the incomparable Gray Conservative finds this program so intriguing, as well.)

Anonymous said...

The self congratulation here is amusing.
DV is so thrilled with his imagined spurt of wisdom, cheered on by his faithful disciples particularly the sneering snarling Cnu.... ROTFLMAO e

Anonymous said...

^^hi hater^^

CNu said...

rotflmbao@"sneering-snarling"

must be so intimidating you're afraid to identify yourself...,

Please share what it's like to live in such abject fear - little plantation negrito - that you feel the need to even hide beneath the defacto hiding that is the substance of an Internet avatar?

SimonGreedwell said...

Undercover Black Man said...

"So are you all for people offering their critiques or not? And have my critiques illustrated anything about Denmark's approach to show business? Have they edified you? Even amused you?

You're welcome."

Yes, it's all very entertaining in the wide sense of things; you and DV going back and forth the way you do. Is it edifying? Rarely. Sometimes. Amusing? Definitely.

SimonGreedwell said...

"Denmark Vesey is the ONLY Black conservative I'm aware of with the unmitigated swagger, brio, and panache to make the conservative message appealing to a very broad cross-section of folks."

Co-sign this all day.

Anonymous said...

must have touched a nerve with the sneering snarling one! lol

DMG said...

The only thing I learned on your spot was that it is where the mentally ill congregate, and despite your claims to the contrary, you clearly have absolutely NOTHING intelligent to say....on any subject, hip hop to medicine. Facts and learned analysis are wasted on you, and many in this forum. And this was clearly a punk (yeah I said it) move, because you knew I wouldn't be back to check you for quite sometime.

DMG said...

I see you've been ramping up your "science" posts lately. If you are feeling lonely because of my absence, perhaps I should leave you with my personal email when you need attention.

Please continue with your internet Folie à infinité. Don't mind me, I'll try to keep the laughing down to a minimum.

Denmark Vesey said...

"If you are feeling lonely because of my absence," DMG

Again, The Plantation Negro Delusion.

DMG ... actually ... thinks ... he's ... been ... "absent".

Negro, you here more than me.

Stop fronting Doc.

You come here day after day because you are learning. We all are.

This is real school. That Plantation Farce you went through for 20 years wasn't school. It was indoctrination. Training.

Funny thing is they charged you for it. That's why you still got student loans.

This is free.

But I'm thinking about in the future hittin' up your little Visa.

Some people can't appreciate things for which they are not charged.

Her Side said...

Dead at: "Negro, you here more than me"

I am a huge lurker, formerly a some-timey contributor under my real name.

I have an anonymous TMI blog that resulted in this name.

Denmark, I owe you an email to identify myself cause the IP addresses won't help. :-)

Denmark Vesey said...

Her Side!!

What's happenin'! Long time. Most clever moniker on the internet.

Lotta lurkers out there. You my favorite.

Please hit up the email when you can.

Best,

DV