Denmark Vesey: 525 Yard Par 5 • 240 To The Pin Downhill • Water Left & Long • The Blackest Man On The Planet Is About To Make Birdie

Sunday, February 13, 2011

525 Yard Par 5 • 240 To The Pin Downhill • Water Left & Long • The Blackest Man On The Planet Is About To Make Birdie

Shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit! I hate this gotdamn game.

Aight. Aight. After one hell of a drive down the pipe, I'm 240 out. Tried to hit a 3 wood off of a downhill lie. Messed that up. Went about 175 and settled between two bunkers. OK. 75 yards out, water in the back. Pin in the back. No problem. Either I'll throw a lob wedge way up in the air and hope it lands soft or put a half swing on a gap wedge and try to spin it back. Went with the gap wedge. Messed that up. Hit it fat. Trickles on the green. Damn! Long downhill put. Messed that up. Runs past the hole and breaks right. Got a 9 footer for par. Messed that up. It lips out. Tap in bogey. Shiiiiiiiit!

... I love this gotdamn game.

Golf is a cruel mistress.

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