Wednesday, February 10, 2010

Chick In The Black Is Dwight Howard's Baby's Momma ... I'd Be In Jail Right Now

The R. said...
Man I'm trying to figure out if I'm resigning first from my political party or from being Black. This is nothing compared to the things I see in the community.

Still, I'm sick of our people's twisted sense of right or wrong.
Less than 20% of Black people in Chicago voted in the primary that was two weeks ago.

Y'all make me sick.

Denmark Vesey said ...

LOL. That's interesting R.

But tell me Bra.

Why SHOULD anyone "vote" in the Chicago primary?

I'm curious.

Vote for what?

Vote for whom?

Vote ... then what?

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Unknown said...

Me too!

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Anonymous said...

Negroes and our choices in women. He went grocery shopping on an empty stomach.

She say she didn't have to marry that fool, she got his little bundle of "monthly payday."

Big Man said...

That's probably how she got to be his baby momma... Lol.

Thinking with the little head never works out well. Never.

uglyblackjohn said...

What's that Fiddy quote you like to use, "Have a baby by me..."?

Denmark Vesey said...

"Have a baby by me baby
and be a millionaire.
But you would still be on stage shaking your ass in the air.
If I was up there
I'd have a handful of your hair
kicking you in your ass so hard
you would need a wheelchair"

Anonymous said...

"Yo, I ain't the one for it if you can't control your girl,
think about her pants and throw a lock on it,
and if that shyt don't work throw a glock on it"

-Brand Nubian

bambam said...

Pshaw, girl need some beans & rice to fill that booty out. I ain't scared.

The R. said...

Man I'm trying to figure out if I'm resigning first from my political party or from being Black. This is nothing compared to the things I see in the community. Still, I'm sick of our people's twisted sense of right or wrong.
Less than 20% of Black people in Chicago voted in the primary that was two weeks ago.
Y'all make me sick.

The R. said...

Shiiiiiiiiiit! Vote to keep their jobs. Vote to keep in office some of the people that may care a little bit about the plight of Black folks. Vote to at least say, hey, you have to think about us when crafting policy. Local politics play a direct role, at least in THIS city, with how people live and their quality of life.
Ford Motors announces 1200 new jobs, CTA lays off 1100. New County Board Pres is elected, and plans to clean house. Guess who's house she's gonna clean. The Black House. All of the good County jobs that the last three generations of Black people used to put their kids through college will be gone.
Mark my words. I KNOW!

Denmark Vesey said...

I hear ya Bra.

But um. Shit. We got a Negro in the White House. He 'cares'.

Black folks have lost more jobs since he was elected than before he was elected.

His fault? Nah.

But, if the Titanic is sinking, what good does it do to elect a new captain and crew?

Is this really a problem we can "vote" our way out of?

I mean. If you asked every black person in Chicago ... to get a gun ... and stand is silent protest in front of the mayors office ... demanding THEIR TAX DOLLARS be spent on something else - I can see that.

If you were asking black folks to get a gun ... and march on Washington DC ... and stand in silent protest in front of the white house ... until the black president ends the "war" (no bid contract scam) in Afghanistan that is costing taxpayers $130 MILLION PER DAY ...

I can see that.

But voting in local primaries?

Other than saving the jobs of the people elected ... I don't get it.

Where's the money going to come from?

Once them niggas get elected they CAN'T try to stop the war.

They will get CYNTHIA MCKINNEYED.

IWonderAsIWander said...

Dwight shoulda married her then he wouldn't have to worry about that woman raising his little bastard. Married women don't act that way because they are possessed by one man, rather than ALL men.

Big Man said...

Marrying that chick would have been a mistake.

He shouldn't have slept with her, bottom line. But, I'm a man, so I know that little head is mighty powerful. If he married her, he would have been paying alimony and child support, 'cause ain't no way she is willing to live the life of a wife.

It's written all over her dress.

Anonymous said...

Yeah, you got to go ahead and call "do-overs." Marring that ain't what's pop'n.

"It's written all over her dress."

Yep. Presentation plays a big role in the level of respect a dude is willing to ration out. Hookers were first to dress like that for a reason.

I was working with this non-profit after school program once. One day during the summer we took the kids to a theme park. At this time the color 'pink' was pop'n off for some reason. Those young men, in their teens, told us that gay men were looking at them all seductive like. I told them, "cuz you rock'n pink fool. You not in the safety zone of the school campus. You out in the public space and you are sending coded messages with your choice of clothing."

I ain't running up in no CRIP hood to the corner store in all red stepping out a red GTO. Yes it's wrong if I get beat, stabbed and robbed. Did I think them niggas was going to drop some volunteer community service pamphlets on me? No.

I understand that my dress code would demand a particular response. She is the type that won't see it until she's like 38 and bitter. If Owens marry some civilized woman, she'll really make his life difficult.