
Madonna's private kabbalah guru and the man who has been trying to save her marriage is also
Alex Rodriguez's tutor in the mystical Jewish teachings, sources revealed.

Eitan Yardeni, 44, is a leading figure at the Kabbalah Centre - the controversial outfit that counts Madge as its most prominent member and A-Rod as its newest disciple.
"When Madonna has an emotional meltdown on her tour, he's on the next plane," a Kabbalah Centre insider told the Daily News. "He's been trying to keep Madonna and Guy [Ritchie] together, going back and forth between them."
At the same time, Yardeni is training the Yankee slugger in the particulars of kabbalah.
Madonna became an avowed member and ambassador after stumbling upon a course by Yardeni in 1996. Ritchie joined the spiritual tent when he married her in 2000.
"The trouble is, Guy has been backing away from kabbalah," the insider said. "You used to see him at the service every Friday, at the main table ... but not so much lately."
Rick Ross, a cult expert and critic of kabbalah, said the term "soul mate" - which the Daily News reported A-Rod used to describe Madonna - is central to the faith.
Finding one is promised to new members, but the concept is also used in breaking up unwanted relationships.
"If Guy Ritchie was expressing doubts about the Kabbalah Centre or even indicating he doesn't want to come - thatwould be the basis of seeing him as not in the light, not the right soul mate for Madonna," Ross said.
He compared Madge's status in kabbalah with that of Tom Cruise in Scientology and likened getting Rodriguez onboard to recruiting soccer star David Beckham to Scientology, which Cruise reportedly tried to do last year.
All information suggests that there is no diminished supply and that demand is unchanged (although all-too-high). Based thereon, than I'm prepared to lay the blame at the feet of corporate participants who have consistently earned three and four hundred percent in profits annually at the expense of the consumer. I'm also prepared to point fingers at speculators and oil futures traders who also apparently have in hand in this bull crap.
Tell you what, let's table my advanced oil industry primer until sometime next month. In the meantime, I propose, that OPEC, Bush, Obama, you, your mechanic, your cleaning lady, and all the rest of the world's geniuses, get together and come up with some restriction or regulation that gets prices down.
Call it a friendship pact if you are unnerved by the word regulation, just get back to me and the other billion people in this country who get pissed off every time we go get gas.
Not I may be taking a few liberties, but I probably speak for a good half billion of the lot when I say, I really dont want to debate how you do it, just get it done. Call us when gas returns to a reasonable price per barrel.
Is oil really going up or is the dollar, which is entirely oil-backed, going down?
In any event, I suppose the answer doesn't matter because there is no reason to lower prices.
I think it's wonderful that prices are going up. Spoiled, arrogant, wasteful Americans are getting a good lesson out of this.
Public transport is becoming more popular.
Living 10,000 miles from work will no longer be an option.
Hummers are already on the endangered species list.
And we'll probably never see the fine art of "cruising", that was so popular back in the day.
Less likely to throw away food when it costs so much.
A reduction in the use of plastic (which is petroleum-based), which is the scourge of the earth anyways, will be next, spearheaded by grocery stores who buy mountains of plastic bags that end up littering the planet.
Let the cost of gas go to $10 per gallon and maybe all the fatties of America will start riding their bikes and rollerblading to work.