Monday, July 07, 2008

Is It Me? Or Is Madonna Even Starting To Look Like A Witch?

Madonna's private kabbalah guru and the man who has been trying to save her marriage is also Alex Rodriguez's tutor in the mystical Jewish teachings, sources revealed.

Eitan Yardeni, 44, is a leading figure at the Kabbalah Centre - the controversial outfit that counts Madge as its most prominent member and A-Rod as its newest disciple.

"When Madonna has an emotional meltdown on her tour, he's on the next plane," a Kabbalah Centre insider told the Daily News. "He's been trying to keep Madonna and Guy [Ritchie] together, going back and forth between them."

At the same time, Yardeni is training the Yankee slugger in the particulars of kabbalah.

Madonna became an avowed member and ambassador after stumbling upon a course by Yardeni in 1996. Ritchie joined the spiritual tent when he married her in 2000.

"The trouble is, Guy has been backing away from kabbalah," the insider said. "You used to see him at the service every Friday, at the main table ... but not so much lately."

Rick Ross, a cult expert and critic of kabbalah, said the term "soul mate" - which the Daily News reported A-Rod used to describe Madonna - is central to the faith.

Finding one is promised to new members, but the concept is also used in breaking up unwanted relationships.

"If Guy Ritchie was expressing doubts about the Kabbalah Centre or even indicating he doesn't want to come - thatwould be the basis of seeing him as not in the light, not the right soul mate for Madonna," Ross said.

He compared Madge's status in kabbalah with that of Tom Cruise in Scientology and likened getting Rodriguez onboard to recruiting soccer star David Beckham to Scientology, which Cruise reportedly tried to do last year.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

"Guy has been backing away from kabbalah," the insider said. "You used to see him at the service every Friday, at the main table ... but not so much lately."

Uh oh, Guy is shying away from shysterism...time for a more kosher replacement!

Someone pour water on Madonna and melt that witch down.

CNu said...

nasty, nasty, nasty, nasty, nasty...., A-Rod shoulda said the nayno as soon as she commenced to lickin the stinky finger.....,

Anonymous said...

Wow!

SimonGreedwell said...

Madonna must have that bomb cooter, because she always seems to have these athletes sprung, and then they end up getting into some weird crazy shit after she puts it on 'em. If I was rich and famous I'd probably try to get me some of that witch cooter too, so then I could go bananas with the rest of them. I remember back when Dennis Rodman used to be normal and I'd watch him and the Pistons as a kid in Detroit. Then after he got some of that witch nana he started dressing up in wedding dresses and shit. Damn shame. I guess that witch booty is nothing but double double toil and trouble. Eye of Newt and cross-dress bubble.