Cat with whom I went to school. A producer. Been doing his thing for a minute. Been going with a young Puerto Rican girl for about 5 years. I've been like: "Dude. You 40. How long you going to play the 'Boyfriend / Girlfriend' game? I know you want a son. When you getting married? What's up?"He's like
"Nah DV. Nah ... I'm definitely tryin' to do that. You know what I mean like ... my girl ... you know ... I'm ready ... it's just that, you know ... man. I'm concentratin' on this paper right now, you know what I mean ... my girl, she be like ... pressin' me about this ... I told her we going to doing it ... just chill ... you know what I'm sayin' ?"
I told him
Yeah Negro I know what you sayin. You a faggot.
Laughs
"Nah DV Nah. Man. Don't do me like that. Don't hit me with all that ... De Facto Homo shit. I'm doin' it! I'm doin' it! Like. By this year. You know. I'm give her a ring or something. You know what I mean?"
Yeah Negro. I know exactly what you mean.
So anyway.
Dude calls me last night. He and his girl went to his younger brother's wedding. It was beautiful. Family was happy. Everyone was proud of his brother. Of course his lack of a wife and his 28 year old Puerto Rican girlfriend were conspicuous. So he tells me ... they went back to the hotel room. She was happy. They were a buzzed off the champagne. She asks him if she can use his laptop to check her Facebook. He tells her yeah. Jumps in the shower. 5 minutes later she comes in the bathroom holding the laptop: "Who is this? Who is this bitch and why is she on your computer?" What? "Nigga don't act stupid? Who is this bitch!! Is this Carmen? Are you fucking Carmen?" Whaaaaaat?
Turns out my boy's girl had asked him to help one of her girlfriends out almost 2 years ago, who was trying to get a record deal. He took her to lunch. She was feeling him. He took her back to Brooklyn. She invited him upstairs. Wadda Bang Wadda Boom. He hits it. They engage in a couple of weeks of internet sex. She sends him a picture of them in the shower together that she took with her cell phone. He doesn't delete it... you know the rest.
Now his girl is furious. Left him. High drama. He's down. Misses her. Apologizing. She's like "fuck you. You will never be my husband! My father cheated on my mother!!! I hate you" you know the rest.
He asks me what he should do?
I told him:
"Just go get you a dude man. You gay. You fucked up on purpose. You can run that shit past other people, but I'm going to call you on it. You 40 years old. Dating women you know you aint going to marry. When it gets close, you shoot yourself in the foot. You like penis. If you didn't ... you'd GetAChick."
In the meantime he's going through the motions of "getting her back". Apologizing. Promising not to do it again. Telling her 'it only happened twice' ... yada yada yawn.
The more he apologizes the more turned off she seems to get.
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That's just the typical dumb nigga shit. Keep a bitch waiting for 5 years and then get caught doin' some dumb shit in the typical way that niggas get caught - the cell phone or the computer. Even that cracka John Edwards got busted using his cell phone to call his side piece. Tiger too.
I'm to the point now where I don't even really associate with cats with "girlfriends" unless I'm going to make some money out of it.
"I'm to the point now where I don't even really associate with cats with "girlfriends" unless I'm going to make some money out of it."
IWAW whoa! I agree with you though, you too DV. Any guy who acts that way has lots of issues with women. He very well might be gay especially if his younger woman was really pretty and a good catch in other ways. That nigga blew it!
Oh my God, IWAW called something "dumb nigga shit" and didn't get called bitter, hateful, judgmental, blah, blah, blah.
"Maybe it's not this guy's fault." "His father wasn't in the picture." "What's wrong with guys with girlfriends?"
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Yet another prime example of hypocritical double standards.
Instead of just talking a whole lot of mess, what are you guys doing to help him?
Do you walk up to everyone with a girlfriend and call them "dumb niggas" to their faces?
Why don't you write him a note telling him how to improve his relationships with women? Mahndisa, you go first.
LOL!!! :-)
LOL!
Kontinuous says: I need to call my ex girl.
A real man knows how to control his dick. A true man should be able to control his urges. Is he animal or human with intellect? I very much dislike men who cheat. Nothing wrong with looking at a beautiful woman walk by you. Something wrong when you look, unzip your pants, drop your trousers, and stick your dick inside another her when you already got a woman. Glad she left him. Hope she doesn't look back. Maybe then she will find a man to propose.
You're either married or you're single. If they've been together for 5 years and he has not given her a ring he has the right to fuck who he wants and I suggest she do the same because he is not going to marry her anyway.
Pink is on point. Dating for 5 years is a long time, even in your 20s.
II,
I call dumb niggas out all the time. :-)
II,
You still bitter about getting called out? Get over it. Keeping it alive isn't a good look.
Well II. This looks like another cultural issue too. Nigga is a term that is used colloquially to refer to a man. It need not be pejorative. I didn't call that guy a dumb nigga though. IWAIW did that. Although I think the dude who was the subject of the post blew it.
If I knew his identity and he really wanted a females opinion of why his girl left him, and if he had a chance with her again, I surely would tell him this:
Look brother, you blew it. You took her love for granted and now it is coming back to haunt you. If she will not come back to you, consider it a learning experience and move on. And perhaps you should ask yourself why you strung her along for five years. What were your intentions in getting with her in the first place? Do you think you have issues with women or committed relationships?
Your feeble attempts at making light of what I've said just shows your ass more than anything.
You have presented as someone who is mean spirited and callous. It is perfectly fine for you to call people whom you've never met and don't know disgusting heifers based upon nothing more than physical appearance. Then when you get called out, you spew insults and make fun of people.
YOU are the trained attorney, I expected a bit more professionalism and abstract thinking than what you've done here. But oh well, we all have bad days sometimes.
men are so afraid of commitment and for what? "thanks" to viagra a man can have sex til he dies. so commit to one woman, be faithful, learn urself, have a kid and self actulize. be a support for your extended family and community by creating a family unit, and if it doesnt work hey, u'll have all ur old age to act like a imbesile....lesson: commit u have nothing to lose
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