Wednesday, February 17, 2010

PORK! It's Gooood For You

M. Rigmaiden said ...


Go ahead and vomit if you want to.

I could care less.

More chitlins for me!



CNu said ...
rotflmbao...,

what tickles me Mahndisa, is that if any of these Olive Garvey-ite folk trying to assert control over their diets as a proxy for lack of control over their lives only took a peek at the typical Japanese, chinese, or southeast asian diet - they'd find more than enough pork there to be utterly shocked and mortified - including of course, lots of savory offal.

Why little pigs used to be the protein foundation of the Haitian diet until "know it all/know better" meddlers engineered the slaughter of all those little swine.

Keep on eatin chitlins in full comfort of the knowledge that it just makes you a plantation coblanasian just like a couple billion others - international/worldwide....,

36 comments:

Mahndisa S. Rigmaiden said...

DV that picture distorts the truth. If you overeat anything to the max, you are likely to get fat. But dayum! That guy is really obese. I hope he could lose that excess weight for his health.

As a kid, we were family friends with a vegetarian woman. I wondered why the fuck she was so fat since she was a veggie and all.

Well, go figure, you could get fat like that guy in the picture eating potatoes and pastries all day without ever touching an animal product.

The Gnocchi diet is a surefire way to put on the pounds; even if you use yougurt for the sauce!

Denmark Vesey said...

I hear ya M.

But pastries aint vegetables and Chittlings are tubes of pig shit.

Please drop a link to anybody eating vegetables as big as the hamsamich eatin' muhfuggah in the above flick.

the good nurse said...

and i am not positive anyone has implied that you will be thin if you become vegan.
the photo of the man above is disturbing and alarming and u are correct in the assumption that items in addition to meat product put him in that bed specially created for the morbidly obese.
i was raised eating meat...even pork. but as a child i knew that something about eating pork intestine or any other internal organs of that stank nature did not make good sense.
they smell like pure-D shit.
not at all appealing and surely not healthy.
but, if that is ur thing...bon apetit...

KonWomyn said...

Maaaan you oughta put an NSFW sign. That is a sick pic.

If you told that dude the plantation was out to kill him and tell him his weight issues were a result of Pavlovian conditioning - do you think it would hit home?

Mahndisa S. Rigmaiden said...

Eh, I ain't never seen a person THAT big even in real life! So cannot furnish what you ask!

DMG said...

Pork? Really? So there are no morbidly obese Muslims or Jews?

F.O.R.K.T.O.M.O.U.T.H.

Hot "mugga funggin and salty" wax said...

That's one Acidic brother! :)

Number 19) Medical lies from Dr. Young...


Obesity is a fat problem?

I would call this a big fat lie. A big Whopper with cheese and bacon. No, I'm sorry fat doctors, fat farms and fat clinics of the world. Obesity is an acid problem, not a fat problem. The body protects itself against acidic lifestyles and diets by making and using fat. Think of fat as your parking places for environmental, dietary, and metabolic acids that are not properly eliminated via urination, perspiration, defecation and/or respiration. You can now say that fat is saving your life. Thank you fat! Be glad that fat was not accumulating inside your veins and arteries. At least collecting on your hips and belly you could see the fat and decide if you want to do something about it. All you need to do is get off your fat acid and go to health with an alkaline lifestyle and diet.

DMG said...

An acid problem?

Explain the mechanism.

DMG said...

Wax, brother. You are SO FAR OFFBASE. But you know what? Don't try to explain the mechanism...it would be far, far too painful to read. I'm not going to correct you. Please continue preaching this nonsense at the top of your lungs.

Denmark Vesey said...

What's more acidic than shit?

What's pork ... really?

Denmark Vesey said...

LOL

^^ The Plantation MD cracks me up.

He struggles to adopt the pose of the put-upon custodian of exclusive knowledge and authority.

Like ... Plantation Medicine is healing ANYBODY.

Doc.

Dude.

Your customers are dropping dead like flies.

The ones who are not dead are addicted to your drugs.

If Wax says drink salt water ... you should give it a shot.

Whatever ya'll doing aint working.

You cats are glorified bureaucrats regurgitating policy.

DMG said...

Did you say something? I tend to nod off when I see you start a post, since it's usually the same thing over and over again. Let me know when you post a unique thought. And we've played this game several times before. Tell me where you are heading when your loved one clutches his/her chest and turns blue? Or when one of your golf buddies doubles over in pain centered on their right lower quadrant? Or when if one of your little onces began having seizures? Or if your wife passes out inexplicably? Or when, after one of your jaunts to the Caribbean YOU come home pissing fire and green pus?

Don't be shy now.

KonWomyn said...

I'm not really getting the acid/fat thing.

Break it down again plse.

Either it's me or the analogy's bit wonky too. Isn't it that the body is the parking space and fat is stored there; the more fat that is stored there without being burnt the more the body will expand.

hot "not co-intelpro" wax said...

DV,

House is co- intelpro man. :) I am telling you man. I know it. His job is to keep the people who might want to explore and learn a different way of living from even reading about it, because he has the Avatar priest robe on. DMG, you gotta work for CSC corporation and your job is to confuse people on blogs like this one to not question the plantation or their freedom.(DV, that is real shit- we hired them from CSC.) For someone to hang on this long, fighting this mind set....Sum tin Wrong! Check his Credentials DV :).


One last time DMG. What are you advocating....Eating Silicon corrupted pizza is fine?


What??? What do you want us to do Doc? YOU ARE NOW GOD? What must me Toby do?

hot "mugga funggin and slave trader" wax said...

OK DMG,

Help me. Paste me another link that refutes what Dr. Young is saying. Point by point. Just tell me which statements are wrong.


Robert Young's

21 biggest medical lies.

Respect-
http://articlesofhealth.blogspot.com/2009/08/top-21-biggest-health-nutritional-and.html

DMG said...

Wax,

See I tried hard to give you a chance. But you aren't able to debate...you, like our host sweats, cracks jokes, and attempts to otherwise distract when cornered with a direct question.

Are you going to explain the mechanism or sit there like a dumbass? Quit wasting my time if you don't know what the fuck you are talking about.

Can't believe you are sitting there trying to get away with bullshit.

Negro please, go sell this shit on the corner somewhere.

DMG said...

First off, I refuse to call anyone "Dr." anything if they haven't earned the title. R.O.Y.

Since you are going to phone it in an cut and paste, I'll do the same.

"...no foods change the acidity of anything in your body except your urine. Your stomach is so acidic that no food can change its acidity. Citrus fruits, vinegar, and vitamins such as ascorbic acid or folic acid do not change the acidity of your stomach or your bloodstream. An entire bottle of calcium pills or antacids would not change the acidity of your stomach for more than a few minutes.

All foods that leave your stomach are acidic. Then they enter your intestines where secretions from your pancreas neutralize the stomach acids. So no matter what you eat, the food in stomach is acidic and the food in the intestines is alkaline.

Dietary modification cannot change the acidity of any part of your body except your urine. Your bloodstream and organs control acidity in a very narrow range. Anything that changed acidity in your body would make you very sick and could even kill you. Promoters of these products claim that cancer cells cannot live in an alkaline environment and that is true, but neither can any of the other cells in your body.

All chemical reactions in your body are started by chemicals called enzymes. For example, if you convert chemical A to chemical B and release energy, enzymes must start these reactions. All enzymes function in a very narrow range of acidity. (The degree of acidity or alkalinity is expressed as "pH."). If your blood changes its acidity or alkalinity for any reason, it is quickly changed back to the normal pH or these enzymes would not function and the necessary chemical reactions would not proceed in your body.

For example, when you hold your breath, carbon dioxide accumulates in your bloodstream very rapidly and your blood turns acidic, and you will become uncomfortable or even pass out. This forces you to start breathing again immediately, and the pH returns to normal. If your kidneys are damaged and cannot regulate the acidity of your bloodstream, chemical reactions stop, poisons accumulate in your bloodstream, and you can die.

Certain foods can leave end-products called ash that can make your urine acid or alkaline, but urine is the only body fluid that can have its acidity changed by food or supplements. ALKALINE-ASH FOODS include fresh fruit and raw vegetables. ACID-ASH FOODS include ALL ANIMAL PRODUCTS, whole grains, beans and other seeds. These foods can change the acidity of your urine, but that's irrelevant since your urine is contained in your bladder and does not affect the pH of any other part of your body.

When you take in more protein than your body needs, your body cannot store it, so the excess amino acids are converted to organic acids that would acidify your blood. But your blood never becomes acidic because as soon as the proteins are converted to organic acids, calcium leaves your bones to neutralize the acid and prevent any change in pH. Because of this, many scientists think that taking in too much protein may weaken bones to cause osteoporosis.

Cranberries have been shown to help prevent recurrent urinary tract infections, but not because of their acidity. They contain chemicals that prevent bacteria from sticking to urinary tract cells.

Taking calcium supplements or drinking alkaline water will not change the pH of your blood. If you hear someone say that your body is too acidic and you should use their product to make it more alkaline, you would be wise not to believe anything else the person tells you.

Dr. Mirkin, who practices medicine in Kensington, Maryland, is board-certified in four specialties: allergy and immunology; sports medicine; pediatrics; and pediatric immunology. He has served as a teaching fellow at Johns Hopkins Medical School, Assistant Professor at the University of Maryland, and Associate Clinical Professor in Pediatrics at the Georgetown University School of Medicine

hot "mugga funggin and slave trader" wax said...

Doc.

Be cool I just got your response. this shit ain't real time Bra. While I was typing mine you were typing yours. that some serious shit you brought up because I am living that right now!

...Hold on. I will answer because like I said it is very personal. My son had eight heart surgeries. So this ain't something light for me I live it House.

Chill on the anger too. Zolaf Bra, don't you get that shit for free?

DMG said...

Wax,

Look man. This stuff IS personal to me. I see folks dying because of their paranoia and ignorance. People like your boy Robert Young pushing his nonsense and vulnerable folks like you buying it.

You are following the advice of a man who got his "degrees" almost LITERALLY from a fucking crackerjack box. The guy is going around swindling people with nonsense. I'm sorry if your boy has had 8 heart surgeries. That is distressing for any parent, and makes you feel helpless. Diet is important, but what you are talking about has no basis in fact. And for godsake, PLEASE don't try these screwy diets on him. How you can trust some cat as shady as your guy Young then try to give ME shit, is beyond me.

Denmark Vesey said...

Wax,

Look man. This stuff IS personal to me. I see folks dying "

LOL!!!!

I BET YOU DO DOC!

I BET YOU DO.

How many people did you see "DIE" Because of the H1N1 Pandemic?

...

...

...

Un huh.

How many Billions of dollars of vaccines were sold?

..

..

Un huh?

How much is left over?

Un huh

Were those million of doses of vaccines tested and safe?

Un huh?

How much harm did that little Plantation Medicine Scam cost the world?

What were the health consequences of such misplaced resources?

Un huh.


DMG ... the ignorance of your profession kills HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF AMERICANS EVERY YEAR.


"Journal of the American Medical Association Volume 284 July 26, 2000

Dr. Barbara Starfield of the Johns Hopkins School of Hygiene and Public Health describes how the world’s most expensive health care system contributes to poor health and even death.



DEATHS PER YEAR:

· 12,000 - unnecessary surgery 8

· 7,000 - medication errors in hospitals 9

· 20,000 - other errors in hospitals 10

· 80,000 - infections in hospitals 10

· 106,000 - negative effects of drugs 2

250,000 deaths per year from iatrogenic causes

What does “iatrogenic” mean?

It means when Plantation MD's kill your ass.

hot "mugga funggin and slave trader" wax said...

House,

First of all, as I have said before, I have love and respect for all Human beings(your responses to everyone is so vile man-we are all just strangers having fun). Doc, I take personal responsibly for my own well being and have pass thru that fear stage that now has you and many people parallelize from being open to new things. I don't push my beliefs on no one not even my family. I have live so many holistic approaches for many years now. Some change my life, some were so so. I don't go for tittles and who went where and what. I know about trusting my gut. I know that a homeless person could teach us many things-my ego is dead bra.. Your dismissal of this guy and that girl is from and insecure DMG. you betta than that doc.

Back to the big decision, Everyone including my son is capable of making this very personal decision.

I had ten years of MD's up to my ass in order to be able to come to a rational decision; so chill on the fear mongering. Does nothing for me. I have see both sides with my eyes wide open and like I said, I live with the "ballers" and had and still have access to the best MD's in the world. I choose to pass on all of that and live for me. When you get it, it clicks Doc. Remember, I said I lived at Ronald McDonald house during does eight surgeries, and at the hospice watching your colleagues take out my dad. I have seen it all in regards to the need and miracles from your kind, and the Robert Young kind.


Therefore
My heart felt summary:


I respect some doctors....
If I am in a wreck and injured badly, OK yeah , do your thing and sow me up(and if you refuse -oh well -the sandman cometh(we ok with that)). I will sit back, as soon as I am stable and back alert -get me off any meds, pain killers etc. and roll me out of your hospice, I am sorry , I mean hospital as fast as you can. Other than that, your kind will never see me. Prostate exam? puck off.Check up? kiss off. Cancer screening? Hell no. DMG, I am free and freedom means accepting the responsibly and consequences.I trust me. If fear of that "clutching" should be my reason for taking a fucking statin(pure witchcraft) then I am in trouble. You guys are not the creator- I know my creator and I got real real faith.Not the bullshit kind- but the real deal.

All the booga , booga fear , that you could come up with , I have lived. It is at a very personal level with me DMG. I have seen both sides. I know which is right. My Health Insurance: Sunshine Bra. 10 more years House....you are gonna wake up to a better vibe, I know that is why you are here. your Rage , anger, and approach to others tell me so Bra. You are hurting on the insides man- this ain't that serious. Serious is when your son who has been born into medication says fuck-it and decide to get of meds and thinking he is gonna die(major valve issues) and say I hate this and would rather live a better way. When you make those decision and the world is 1000% better . Dude....


Again Son and Father DMG. 10 years of the shit. This shit you keep on going back too because we don't have the typing or english skills to rip rhymes and hurl insult. I have lived it and know that I made the right decision. Easy for you to shit on Bra, I know this. because at 35 I was you, Cocky, Brash, and a little rude and closed minded. However , I was humbled by 10 years of the shit.

The choice is mine DMG, and my decision is simple: just in an extreme emergency, car wreck etc. Other than that I am fine and happy with all the responsibly and consequences of never having to visit the hospice. No offense-non taken.

DMG said...

MOTI,

Just keep recycling your same 3 sentences. I'll bet you believe that if you keep saying it...that it will come true. While you are clicking your ruby slippers together I'm going to holler at your new side-kick Wax...

Waxy,

First off, my dismissal of them is that they are shady...unethical people trying to make a buck off of someones suffering by pushing snake-oil across the table to desperate hands. Second, the man has woven a science fiction tale and is trying to pass it off as fact. That's as plainly as I can put it. Don't patronize, it's not a good look. I have no problem telling this guy to his face that he's a criminal. Bring him over.

If you don't want to be screened for a potentially growing cancer that's your business, just don't come whining talking about, "...why can't you do anything about it". Like I said, I can lead you to water. If you are too stupid to take a drink that's on you.

And please save the sermonizing, and the Dr. Phil for the weak minded. You want to spend your cash and farm in your backyard, fine. You want to buy overpriced bread, fine. You want to believe that Watermelon...which is CLEARLY acidic is alkaline, fine.

But when you are called out for your idiotic claims, have the decency to say, "...yeah, I just got that from some dude trying to sell me some snake oil who just made that shit up, I really don't know what the hell I'm talking about". And I could give a shit about 10 years of you dabbling in ignorance. If you are wrong, you are wrong. Man up and admit it. You got no foundation, you got no data, you got no proof. How hard is it? WHY can't you cats back up your statements? Why?

Nobody is cocky or brash. I'm bringing the facts. You are trying to paint an after school special, like you are old and wise.

I'm sorry about your boys valve problems. Going off the deep end with "diet" is a coping mechanism, because you have no control over your sons health. I've seen it. I see it often. Patients families clinging to numbers on a screen. Not everyone can be cured. Not everyone can be helped. Not everything is because of your diet.

Get some facts about your health. REAL facts. If you are too stubborn to admit that you are wrong...again, that's on you. I can't help the intransigent.

CNu said...

Going off the deep end with "diet" is a coping mechanism, because you have no control over your sons health.

DMG is truth.

All of this current brouhaha is a neurotic coping mechanism. The sad thing is that it's a coping mechanism pioneered and popularized by a sad old widow woman in Wichita forty years ago who was simply afraid of dying and deluded herself and a number of suggestible others into believing they could postpone that inevitability through a regimen of radical alimentary tinkering.

I can't wait until one or more of the blackest heathers starts whining because she smurfed up and started getting a blueish tint phukking around with colloidal silver....,

uglyblackjohn said...

@ DMG - Okay, so some of our organs regulate the acidity of our blood.
But can some foods (or additives) prohibit these organs from doing their thing?
Can some foods stimulate a better result from these organs?
Can some foods harm the helpful enzymes which aid in digestion?

Or is food just food?

Hot "mugga funggin and salty" wax said...

@dmg in response to:


"Your stomach is so acidic that no food can change its acidity. Citrus fruits, vinegar, and vitamins such as ascorbic acid or folic acid do not change the acidity of your stomach or your bloodstream. An entire bottle of calcium pills or antacids would not change the acidity of your stomach for more than a few minutes.

All foods that leave your stomach are acidic. Then they enter your intestines where secretions from your pancreas neutralize the stomach acids. "


DMG,

Plantation medicine school misconception # 6

DMG believes that the stomach should be acidic and contains hydrochloric acid or HCL to digest food.

This is one of the biggest scientific misconceptions ever. First, the stomach is NOT and organ of digestion. Most so-called digestion starts in the mouth. That's why your mom said to chew your food. The stomach is an organ that alkalizes the food and liquids that you eat. The stomach cells, called the cover cells, secrete sodium bicarbonate onto the ingested food and drink to alkalize the food, not to digest the food. For every molecule of sodium bicarbonate produced by the stomach for alkalizing, a molecule of hydrochloric acid is produced as a waste product. Hydrochloric acid or HCL never touches the food or drink but falls into the gastric pits of the stomach away from the food and drink as the sodium bicarbonate rises to the top to alkalize the food and/or liquids ingested. This is necessary in order to prepare the food in an alkaline state for the duodenum and the small intestine where the liquid food is then biologically transformed into stem cells. There is NO part of the alimentary canal that does not secret sodium bicarbonate for alkalizing. In conclusion, the stomach is an organ of contribution and alkalizing, not a digestive organ as medical savants would have us believe.

What?
what? Hit me DMG. Hit me! :)

DMG said...

Wax,

There is nothing to say to you. Any further discussion with you dignifies your total, and unending stupidity. I say stupidity, because you are CHOOSING ignorance. Arguing with you would be the equivalent to arguing with a brick...but much less satisfying.

You are delusional and easily led by some idiot who says that the stomach is not supposed to be acidic.

Just shut up now, before you say something so embarrassing that your benefactor MOTI will even disavow you.

hot "mugga funggin and salty" wax said...

@KonWomyn said...
"I'm not really getting the acid/fat thing.

Break it down again plse. "



Obesity is thought to be a fat problem, but it is not. Obesity is the way your body reacts to indulgence of foods that create excess fermentation and acids. The fat is retained in order to bind the acidity somewhere away from the organs that sustain life. If we didn't have fats in our diet, we would literally be destroyed by the very acids that we are poisoning ourselves with. When you try to reduce your cholesterol by using drugs, you set yourself up for a heart attack, because you have the acids without the fats and the acids will destroy the cells. Fats bind the acids and neutralize them to prevent them from poisoning the cells. The same thing happens with calcium-blocker medications. In the United States, the FDA warns that if you take calcium-blockers, you are at risk for heart attacks. Why? Because if the body does not have sufficient fats to bind the toxins, it will use calcium to bind the toxins, and if you are blocking the calcium with medications, there is nothing to bind the toxins and you end up with a heart attack.

DMG said...

I really don't know where to begin. Wax, who told you this..."information" (and I use the term lightly)?

Unknown said...

Hey DV,

I've been checking into your blog for a minute and must say you are one challenging m**F**. I've found some jewels in your post and as one who was obese (size 24, seven months ago) to someone who is fat (size 16,currently and still losing) I can say that what/how you eat vs. what you actually use to maintain your lifestyle factors into obesity. I eat foods that feed my activities for the day. No matter what, I have spinach based salads for lunch everyday but if I'm working out and training in muay thai, then I eat more fish and beans. I have my lazy Sundays where all I do is go to church, take a nap, and take my grandma shopping. Lazy days require only one meal and lots of water. Its not dieting, its just me listening to what my body NEEDS not WANTS.
Being obese is the same as being sick. The cure is within.

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Anonymous said...

" It's like a barbecue all swine cook out
Eff up your plans like a blind man look out."
- MF Doom

I would rather someone tell me that my complexion looks like I eat allot of carrots as oppose to looking like a pig.

Yeah, I pretty much abandoned chitlins in elementary when my mother explained what intestines were to me. At that age I couldnt understand why she would have me eat filthy boo-boo chutes. Can you imagine if a child is tripp'n on things like the cooties at school or laughing at someone breaking wind in class, then discovering you've been eating boo-boo chutes? Not just any boo-boo chutes, but boo-boo chutes of a pig.

It's not like a Negro leaned up against a flux capacitor lever, all up in slavery eating discarded scraps. Negroes do have access to grocery stores to get prime cuts.

"Rappers (Bloggers) be on some 'You, you, you"
Forgot who they talk'n to
Too much pork stew
They need to not come out with nothing new
Blew the whole $hyt up on some ol' "What this button do?"

-MF Doom

Mahndisa S. Rigmaiden said...

I like MF Doom too.

Anonymous said...

Yes, Doom, only Zev Luv X could pull it off.

Mahndisa S. Rigmaiden said...

Gee Chee you done gave up your age right about now;) hehehehehehheheeh I remember when 3rd Bass produced Peachfuzz. One of the most talented rappers ever died that day. RIP

Anonymous said...

Look at all the DOOM fans in the house...like family...

-the Kimberly from the State of a coupla years back. Not one liner new "Kimberly"

Anonymous said...

Gee Chee you done gave up your age right about now-MR

Huh? My age? Oh well, I um...well um...if you stop cutting me off when I'm trying to type you would get a perfectly good explanation