Yet another black man humiliates himself before a nation of Plantation Enthusiasts and Secular High Priests foaming at the mouth in eagerness to cast the first stone.
Tiger had enough money to tell the media and the PGA to Kiss His Black ass. But nah. Here he is, on national television prostrating himself before a nation of spiritually bankrupt GMO eatin', warmongers apologizing for something that aint nobody's business but his, his wife and God.
OK Tiger hit a few hos. Bad man. But let us keep this in perspective. Let's maintain some proportion.
The NeoCons tricked this nation into a war that cost the lives of thousands of American soldiers and killed over a million brown people who had nothing to do with 911. Wall St. bankers stole billions in derivative scams and mortgage ponzi schemes that together threaten to bankrupt the United States ...
When one of them muhfuggas going to apologize? Why are black male athletes the poster children for humiliation and remorse?
DMG said ...
I watched in disgust. WHY THE FUCK is he asking any of these vultures for forgiveness? For WHAT?Tiger crucified himself for agreeing to do this. The man plays golf...that's his job, he's good at it.
Being on TV means you owe some debt to society? He should've walked on stage with a drink in his hand and told everyone to mind their own fucking business and to kiss is black ass.
Gee-Chee said...
“I would first like to thank OJ Simpson, Berry Bonds, Michael Vic and Kanye West for their support and spiritual advice. I’m aware of the pain I have caused all the honkies that thought Arnold Palmer’s old decrepit antiquated ass game was worth a kernel of corn found in my excrement.I squeeze out Nike logos into a diamond studded toilet so I doubt his game is worth even that. Still, in response to those fans, as a symbolic gesture, I got an Arthur Ashe tat on one arm and Chairman Mao on the other.
Other fans have gravely misunderstood my “Caublanasian” label when they see me on the streets and are like, “Tiger I thought you were Buddhist”, “Tiger, what would your BLACK father think?”
After a spiritual retreat of meditation, excavating the deep recesses of my soul, I decided that the next em-effah that gets in my face with that bull$shyt, will get a dose of Gordon Liu/Yaphet Kotto up in their a$$.” -Alter Universe Tiger Woods
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"Yet another black man humiliates himself before a nation of Plantation Enthusiasts and Secular High Priests foaming at the mouth in eagerness to cast the first stone." -Dv
President Obama damn near tripped over the mic chord running to the podium after being subpoenaed from vacation to apologize for the staged Nigerian airplane fiasco. Now this Negro Tiger got to apologize for making Arnold Palmer obsolete.
UNBELIEVABLE! Post OJ athletes. Michael Vic putting ammunition in a gun aimed at him. Massad Ayoob need to advise muhfuggahs that shoot themselves. I just knew someone explained to him that as long as OJ is behind bars there is an opening to fill. Tiger...I hope the Negro atleast got some contract stipulating if he gets up and does this that all his sponsors have to put him back on. If that Negro walked away without anything, thinking he did something honorable, it's curtains for that fool.
I hope golf just crashes in his absence.
See...that's a chess move. Some ol'Bishop to b5 $shyt. They have Tiger Woods apologize to confirm that it's nothing about this Negro taking their sacred sport, that it is truly about his conduct. I mean this was on some ol' "we interrupt our regularly scheduled program" $hyt. Then they'll ruin the rest of his career. They just first need him to grovel to really castrate him.
...More like crucifixion of the year, there is still much grovelling to be done on Oprah's couch, many, many more philanthropist projects to be undertaken and many, many happy family pics to be splattered on magazine covers before the global moral lynch mob can be successfully programmed to 'forgive'
I watched in disgust. WHY THE FUCK is he asking any of these vultures for forgiveness? For WHAT?
Tiger crucified himself for agreeing to do this. The man plays golf...that's his job, he's good at it. Being on TV means you owe some debt to society? He should've walked on stage with a drink in his hand and told everyone to mind their own fucking business and to kiss is black ass.
And another thing...how is anyone going to beat his "addiction"? How can you NOT be addicted to it?
What DMG? His addiction to skanky pussy? Heh!
Another race-transcending fraud who can’t believe his private world exploded to expose the hypocrisy of his carefully-crafted persona. Dude speaks in a controlled environment to his friends with not a single Black person in camera view; only a bunch of teary-eyed white folks looking at their cash-cow.
Why are black male athletes the poster children for humiliation and remorse? – DV
Why, because Jim Brown in correct: “The modern black athletes are the most embarrassing collection of individuals I've ever seen."
[White supremacy has recognized and demonized us as being physically and spiritually superior. The problem is that it is alright to be a superior athlete. Just don't rub it in white folks' faces.
The ‘Mandingo' was trained to fight the neighboring slave master's bred slave. He was a prized nigger who won large sums of money for his master. Modern Black athletes are the descendants of bred and conditioned field slaves.
They get in trouble for speaking out, getting out of their place, while being honored and even worshipped for their physical prowess.
If a Black athlete is outspoken or becomes politically and racially conscious, they are vilified (Jack Johnson, Muhammad Ali, Tommie Smith, John Carlos, and Jim Brown). Allowing influential athletes to challenge the notion of White superiority could signal to others that it's OK to do so.] –Dr. Harry Davidson
[Black athletes are moving targets for the media because of their celebrity status and potential to marshal Black youth in more positive directions. Many of the athletes who get into trouble themselves are young and inexperienced in handling large sums of money, making them susceptible to being relieved of their money (and influence) by getting into trouble. But there are also questions about proper temperament and expectations for proper conduct.] – James Muhammad
This Negro talks about being Buddhist, but you go to some American institution sex clinic as oppose to going to some temple somewhere in East Asia. One he has invalidated belief in his own spiritual substructures. I D I O T .
Now it is as if he has admitted some form of responsibility to the public. Bet some lawyer set that part up.
This situation Tiger Woods is in is very much like Jack Johnson. Tiger Woods is so different because he is the catalyst in his sport, just like Johnson. They are taking advantage of his passive character. He is not a Charles Barkley. That's one Negro who is a rebel without a cause but he'll talk a load of ysh if put into a situation. Tiger doesn't possess that and they are eating that fool alive.
Michael tried to do the interviews and give his side and show his love and NEVER was extended the courtesies that were offered to Robert Wagner, Robert Blake, Woody Allen and 'em. From here onward Tiger can only make someone into a Martin Bashir.
Wow! I agree with DMG! Like 100%
What is this world coming too....LOL.
I told my wife the same thing earlier- "He don't owe me a GD apology, not anything, nada , I wish he comes out drunk and say suck my ----!"
I swear , word for word.
Yes, indeed the planets must be misaligned or something.
Mahndisa,
Skank is in the eye of the unzipper...
Gee Chee,
Yea, I was also puzzled by his statement on Buddhism; if he was seeking spiritual healing that would be the path to follow, but instead he opts for the Plantation sanctuary...Perhaps the Buddhism ain't really that deep - remember he was reading a script, he may not have written alone so the mention may have just been a public sympathy tactic because he supposedly comes off as aloof and self-absorbed...translation, an "uppity" Black man with too much money.
I couldn't finish watching... I almost threw up my avocado salad. Disgusting!
Makheru,
I hear what you're saying, but somehow I'm reluctant in co-signing. Your analysis is fimly grounded within classic Black discourse on race and racism, but does can it be applied to Tiger Woods in the same way it applies to Michael Vick?
With Tiger I feel it's a little out of sync; his being a golfer and claim to being Caublanasian demands a slightly different interpretation. Tiger's character and physique is not quite that of the 'Mandingo athlete' (I know you weren't being literal but the image does spring to mind nonetheless) and although he rolls with his boys from time to time his everyday life may be pretty much what that room represented.
Kobe - or Wilt?
Floyd - or Ali?
Reggie Bush - or Jim Brown?
TI and Weezy and (fill in the blank) - or James Brown, Marvin and (fill in the blank)?
It's not just Tiger - many celebrities seem to be more mama's boys than men.
“I would first like to thank OJ Simpson, Berry Bonds, Michael Vic and Kanye West for their support and spiritual advice. I’m aware of the pain I have caused all the honkies that thought Arnold Palmer’s old decrepit antiquated ass game was worth a kernel of corn found in my excrement. I squeeze out Nike logos into a diamond studded toilet so I doubt his game is worth even that. Still, in response to those fans, as a symbolic gesture, I got an Arthur Ashe tat on one arm and Chairman Mao on the other. Other fans have gravely misunderstood my “Caublanasian” label when they see me on the streets and are like, “Tiger I thought you were Buddhist”, “Tiger, what would your BLACK father think?” After a spiritual retreat of meditation, excavating the deep recesses of my soul, I decided that the next em-effah that gets in my face with that bull$shyt, will get a dose of Gordon Liu/Yaphet Kotto up in their a$$.”
-Alter Universe Tiger Woods
He's "apologizing" to his corporate sponsors for being a total shit-eating grin phony. He could care less about cheating on his wife and risking giving her STDs...it's all about keeping his lucrative endorsements. Tiger cares about Tiger, no one else. Never has, never will.
I love how all his close friends and associates whose opinions he really cares about - are all White. Just like all his hoz.
So much for for the liberal posterboy for diversity!
Funny how these wayward lil cats never blame the liberal orthodoxy that says do what one wants. Heck, lil cat was "married," but that doesn't mean he made a vow to God. Sheeeiiittt, ole girl was ready for the "other," but never thought that this meant no loyalty.
This whole charade is the carefully managed fall-out that inevitably follows the consistent practice of extreme liberalism, i.e., the battle of radical autonomy with reality.
Nikebitch said it best, "Tiger cares about Tiger, no one else. Never has, never will."
An apology comes from the heart, not a carefully worded choreograped script.
When he mentioned his wife and children, his eyes were empty and his voice was devoid of emotion... He was more emotional apologizing to his friends and coworkers than he was when referencing his family.
He stopped living by the core values he was taught to believe in... Convinced himself that normal RULES didn't apply. RULES... Does he believe his marriage is a game of golf?
He thought he could get away with whatever he wanted! He felt he worked hard and deserved to enjoy all the temptations around him. He felt he was entitled... To sixteen women while married in which two innocent babies' lives were ended as a result of his ENTITLEMENT!
He apologized because he was caught! Plain and simple.
He wants more money. And he wants it now.
Yes, he could just go back to playing golf, crush all comers like never before, then force them to give him the endorsement money by sheer force of talent, but he's scared and greedy. So he plays the role.
Underneath you know he's an angry man.
"Tiger cares about Tiger, no one else. Never has, never will."
How in the fuck do you know what Tiger "cares" about?
Wow! from the Nation(Conservatives come clean):
Yesterday's Tiger Woods press conference was an exercise in painful self-abasement that will achieve the opposite of its intended effect. I haven't seen anything this painfully scripted since the Phantom Menace. The same George W. Bush media advisers who gave us Mission Accomplished were hired by Tiger to present the world with Emission Regretted.
There are right now two kinds of people on earth. Those who would die happy if they never hear the name of Tiger Woods again and those who want their pound of flesh. The people sick of the Tiger Woods drama could care less about his marriage, his personal life, and awkward, scripted statement. Those who want their pound of flesh, are itching for Tiger to do the stations of the tabloid-cross: Oprah, tears, and "humility." "He owes us an apology," they say. What they don't say is that an uncomfortable part of this is as American as apple pie: a prurient obsession with black male sexuality – particularly those African American men involved with sports. From boxer Jack Johnson to Tiger Woods, a sex scandal is never so juicy as when black men are at the center of it.
Tiger tried, but the day's carefully scripted message served to satisfy neither those sick of this story nor people who like their reality television in-the-raw. Tiger spoke repeatedly and vaguely about "never repeating the mistakes I made" and "running through the boundaries of acceptable behavior." I'm sure he believes he humbled himself, but the chum is now officially in the water. The chum stinks to the haters and just makes the fanatics hungrier.
But both sides don't get the central dynamic of today's Seinfeld-like press conference (it was about nothing). This is about brand rehabilitation for the first billion dollar athlete. This was about game-planning to get Tiger back on the course for the Masters in April. Apologies were forthcoming for Tiger's business partners, as well as the people who "work for me" at Tiger Woods, inc.
Now he returns to the "sexual addiction clinic in Mississippi" (to help those wealthy men who get caught with their pants down. Men who aren't caught need not apply).
The sad truth is that Tiger Woods the man clearly wanted to get up and say, "I publicly apologize to my wife and family who I have publicly humiliated. To everyone else, it's none of your business." That might have felt right to the Tiger the man, but today we saw what you do when you're a brand before a man.
For all you negroes (especially females) backing Tiger up here, the irony is that he would never give YOU the time of day because you ain't WHITE. Grow up fanbois. Tiger is the OJ Simpson of golf.
His speech was sickening. Most of it was damage control to his corporate sponsors and then attacking the media.
Remember, this is the same liar who put them on blast for initially spreading "false rumors" about him cheating after his car crash. Of course, turns out those rumors were FACTS and pretty much an open secret that everyone on Tour covered up for him.
KW, the quotes I posted from Jim Brown and Harry X Davidson were more directed towards DV’s question about Black male athletes than they were about Tiger Woods per se. I don’t know why DV chose to reduce the Cablinasian, where Ca = Caucasian; Bl = Black; In = Indian, and Asian speaks for itself, to simply Black unless he’s suddenly under the influence of the GSWS.
I do agree that from a corporate perspective, the people in the room represented those whom he is most concerned about.
"How in the fuck do you know what Tiger "cares" about?"
Uh, it's pretty dam obvious from his speech and actions. This total jerk even spent half his "spology" speech getting angry at and berating the press.
I will agree though - where is Bernanke's apology speech? GW Bush's? Greenspan's? Madoff's? All the other rich bankers and filthy neocons and radlibs?
I believe he was foolish in delivering that speech. Others played a part I'm sure it's not all him. They just can't openly show their support for Tiger. So, flip it like it's all Tiger's choice and he is groveling. I feel he has felt remorse and the true apology was already expressed. This was just 'do-overs' with all the sponsorship, so they can get him "back in the game like Jack Lalanne"[Doom].
It's like Obama. He is propped up to perform a symbolic kowtow to the world for America's past 8years. Not an apology, but just enough to have the world believe America eased up on her Imperialism. Just enough to buy some more time to put the final stage of 'operation eff-you-up' into E.F.F.E.C.T.
Ofcoarse the 'big dummy' Tiger, agreed to mouth that extra unnecessary gibberish placed into his speech, probably a team of writers/editors that probably set up the entire fiasco in the first place. Tiger was not like Kurt Cobain just off in some help center to leave at his leisure without consulting payroll.
The big dummy was wreckless and thought the snakes [Jean Michel-Basquiat; St. Joe Louis] around him loved him as much as he loved them.
He is probably sorry but it's sponsorship's meddling that has made working this whole thing out, a tacky ordeal. The apology for family mixed with the apology for his business partners is what effed up the whole aesthetic.
"a brand before a man"
-Wax
Makheru
Ok. I got you now. Well I dunno how much he was influenced by the GSWS - if we know what is to begin with in Veseyean lingo.
NIKEB*%$@#
"For all you negroes (especially females) backing Tiger up here, the irony is that he would never give YOU the time of day because you ain't WHITE."
Judging by your name, the anti-Tiger rage you're displaying means you care enuff to call y'self by all things Tiger-like. Being a hater and a cracker is not a good look. It is ugly and it is pitiful. *Stop it*.
"Uh, it's pretty dam obvious from his speech and actions. This total jerk even spent half his "spology" speech getting angry at and berating the press"
LOL, you musta been watching a different interview to the rest of us. Here's some stats for ya, see how that registers on your 'anger' meter;
The words most used in Tiger's address:
Elin - 10
Sorry - 3
Selfish - 2
Buddhism - 3
Children or kids - 9
Sponsors - 2
Infidelity - 0
Unfaithful - 2
Cheated - 1
Golf - 2
Behaviour - 9
Fans - 1
^ Lol, reading comprehension is about meaning & context, not the # of times carefully-selected words are used.
This arrogant elitist actually had the nerve to get angry at the press, at an "apology" speech? Lmfao - btw, how many times did he say "media" and "privacy?"
Apologies mean nothing without atonement. I think his punishment should be him being forced to have sex with a Black woman.
Oprah's got her own problems though, dudn'she?
Like namely, her ratings haven't yet recovered from that Obama endorsement, now have they?
Or maybe i'm reading too much into things.
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This whole charade is the carefully managed fall-out that inevitably follows the consistent practice of extreme liberalism, i.e., the battle of radical autonomy with reality.<<
TD, i'm going to start a DV.Net drinking game for everytime you say radical autonomy.
Ha, just sayin'...
Like namely, her ratings haven't yet recovered from that Obama endorsement, now have they? -Doc
I didn't know about this.
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