Tuesday, January 19, 2010

My Favorite White Boy

DV...
Thizza uh invite
So I'll be yur invitee...
The white supremacy
Tuh ya black supremacy
Yur co-dependents say I try too hard
Cuz they so dang lazy!!!

HERE IS DV TELLING THEM SIMPLY:

Without seperation and segregation AINT NO BLACK SUPREMACY...
This irrefutable, uncontestable fact of life is CUZ NIGELS
IMMERSED IN WHITE SUPREMACY...

Thatz why when tho'dad bang theez chittlins play hide-n-seek...

Thatz why DV say getta uh chick
Theez homeys playin' limp prick
Know TD guilt-free
So there ain't no jive hustle trick...

The trick is tuh call nigels manhood into question...

Pin him down, call'm out and ax if he wanna be free
Work him over session after session...
When he finally come tuh confession...
It's quite uh progression...
NIGEL WANTS TO BE FREE WITHOUT LEAVING THE PLANTATION!!!

This the root of self-destructive alienation...
This is MAINSTREAM BLACK PSYCHOLOGY ACROSS THIS NATION...

16 comments:

NEA said...

Your rhyming skills are bad white boy...,

Submariner said...

An indelible feature of the unbearable whiteness of emceeing is its unnaturalness. It's reminiscent of an ostensibly high quality bootleg DVD in which the audio is noticeably out of sync by a split second.

Thordaddy said...

Subversionary,

There is nothing more unnatural than a "black" man in 2010 pretending as though he doesn't enjoy cultural, economic and political autonomy.

In fact, it is the "black" man knowing full well that his autonomy is SO UNIMPEDED that he literally knows what not to do with it OTHER THAN FRONT THAT HE DOESN'T HAVE IT.

Instead, he is stuck feigning victimhood and acting as though an everyday white boy jerks his lil' leash.

Submariner said...

Look man, why so touchy? I'm just trying to help you out. You're strutting around here like John Travolta and playing yourself.

Thordaddy said...

Subversionary,

Come on, man... When a dude comes here to battle some ole black battle cats and all they can do is wimper about how I play too hard, I feel like I'm back on the field flattening fools.

YOU ARE FREE...

But you act like you're in CAPTIVITY...

Even worse, you act like I'm your supremacy...

Jerk your chain and some how you're unfree...

It's the BIG BLACK LIE, lil' subversionary.

CNu said...

Sub, what - if anything - do you suppose this rude, ignorant, obnoxious and uncouth peasant doesn't sincerely understand about the fact that every Black person he's encountered here-to-date in the blogosphere finds his emanations offensive?

Why do you suppose he's incapable of expressing himself like a civil human being when in the presence of Black folks?

Break it down for me brah, what IS this muhphuggah's core defect?

Thordaddy said...

Oh boy...
Even the dumb-ist
Absolutely dumbfounded, 
Thoroughly and inexplicably confounded
Have ole black battle cats 'cross theez nets
Axin' what just sounded???
When I ain't cyber sluggin'
I'm tell'n sum knucklehead he 'bout tuh get
P-p- pounded
Hounded,
Rounded,
Up out the door
Feet never touch the flo'!!!
Fo' duh fool who come back
I to I he hear the cat whisper that dood Thor
Decade plus AND NOT ONE FOOL STEP TUH THE FORE...
I say two magic words
N they mouths drop tuh the flo' 
"Do sumptin'," lil ho!!!
I AM ALWAYS READY TO GO TOE TO TOE...
In my bizness
^^^that was a concession post...
Dem the first words afta ya last boast
Gotcha axin' subversionary 
If ya can be your most???
Listen craigee...
Ain't really no such thang as that scary white ghost
But fo' sure
If ya try tuh steal my toast
I'll butter u up
N make me a Craig Nulan pot-roast... 

Submariner said...

It's a manifestation of collective shame and guilt. Hence the spurious reference to my "feigning victimhood." The fascination with blacks is layered with fear. In another thread with ExMen he assumed that given the same oppportunities to be oppressive that blacks would behave just as whites. And despite attaching himself to the black blogosphere it's apparent that he doesn't share any intimacy with black people beyond his imagination.

While many, including our host, applaud Thordaddy for wearing cultural garments that are a couple of sizes too small, I find it inauthentic because I know he doesn't gesticulate in such manner when communicating with whites.

Submariner said...

By the way, I guess that I could be proven wrong with a link to some comment that he dropped at Salon, NYT, or some other outfit.

CNu said...

{yawn} again...,

your awkward preoccupation with this anti-Black masturbatory fetish of yours is a matter of permanent public record going back several years now Josh.

perhaps you ought to consider trying to grow up?

CNu said...

nah, your diagnosis is right on time Doc.

Becky and the little Farstlets must wonder greatly what "daddy" is up to since he doesn't work on or with computers - yet squanders every waking moment of his spare time immersed in "pretend world".

NEA said...

"...every Black person he's encountered here-to-date in the blogosphere finds his emanations offensive?"

CNu, I'm not even going to pretend I understand because I see the world differently. And I don't know TD personally to know his true intentions. But I wanted to ask, does DV find him offensive too?

CNu said...

my bad NEA - kneegrows tolerate his emanations just fine...,

Submariner said...

ahahahhahahhahhahha!

Big Man said...

Y'all are too funny.

The day DV handed this cat a mic and encouragement will forever live in infamy...

Thordaddy said...

The day that live n infamy...

The day lil' man don't say thanx fo' motivatin' him tuh lose sum L beez...

The day subversionary sniffled TD got no intimacy...

N the day Craig tapped out n hit uh bottle of Hennessey...

One little tidbit theez fools oblivious too???

THEY ALL N TO RADICAL AUTONOMY...

This the creed that say it all about me!!!

Means there is no intimacy,
Gratitude fo' losin' L beez
N certainly no respect, respectfully...

All theez nigels declared me the enemy 
JUST BECAUSE I BREATH...

That, n I put few on they knees,
N on they back,
Whether I was playing DB or quarterback...
If I was on court
It was always the board n the put back...

Pop, snapple, crack...

Boy, ya ain't sposed duh eat my elbow like that...

That's just how it's always been...
Ole black battle cats...