Tuesday, May 18, 2010

Thy Daily Bread

Hawa Bond said ...

Are you talking about Ezekiel bread, Denmark?


Denmark Vesey said ...
Nah HB. My wife orders this bread from a bakery in CA called Julians. She even has loaves shipped every two weeks to our ... uh ... digestively challenged relatives on the east coast.

It's the first whole grain, complete protein bread on the market that is gluten free, wheat fee, sweet free and yeast free. It is moist inside and chewy on the outside. I drop a couple of slices in the toaster. Put it on "5" dark. Throw some flax seed oil or some pure coconut oil on them bad boys and I'm good till dinner.

This bread is excellent for Diabetics, Celiacs, cats with Candida and Hypoglycemia, or those who just want a GOOD tasting gluten free bread, with no refined ingredients. Repeat no refined ingredients.

The bread is cultured for 8 hours, giving it a slight hint of sourdough flavor, while making it easier to digest and a low stress food. You get more energy out of it than it takes to digest it. This bread is specifically designed to allow your body fast useable protein which is perfect for anyone who is constantly on the run and needs to keep a stable blood sugar level.

Never eat supermarket bread. That shit will kill you. If you must, be sure to get it out of the refrigerated section. Bread on the shelf is full of more preservatives than Joan Rivers and is virtually impossible to completely digest.

14 comments:

stylisticMF said...

I'ma look for this. Thanx.

Thordaddy said...

DV,

Would that bread be from Julian, CA???

Denmark Vesey said...

Hey TD.

Julian's bakery in La Jolla

Thordaddy said...

All right... That's right up street. Thanks DV...

Country Club Jihadi said...

Thank you, DV. I just ordered it from their website. Between this and trying to use my crystal deodorant exclusively, as well as tossing the underwire bras, I look forward to what you'll encourage me to do tomorrow. I feel like Pygmalion.

Denmark Vesey said...

Cool UB.

Hope you like it.

If it tastes like roofing material ... I'm sure you will let us know.

Intellectual Insurgent said...

ThorDaddy,

You better not be the person who walked into Julian's at 10:00 a.m. this morning and bought every last loaf of the purity bread! :-) LOL!!

I got lucky enough to have a friend who had to go to San Diego for business and stopped in there this afternoon, only to be told that all the loaves were sold out at 10:00. We'll have to try again.

Thordaddy said...

II,

Nah, that wasn't me... I wouldn't do others like that...

Thordaddy said...

DV,

Julian's is in an area called Bird Rock. It's the spotty in between Pacific Beach and La Jolla on the coast. Can't believe I've never seen it... I'll buy some loafs and let me know DV sent me!!!

Denmark Vesey said...

My man! Please do that.

The breads off the hook. You 'bout to have me send my daughter to toast Daddy up a couple of slices.

Hit us off with a lyrical review after you've had your fill.

Thordaddy said...

We'll do that, DV... Must be lookin' out for my white supremacy???

Thordaddy said...

Yo DV
This me, TD
Givin' duh lowdown
On uh bread they call
PUR-I-TEE
Already feel mo' healthy
Ain't even digested the flaxseed...
Hot out duh oven
Privileges of livin' n SD
Stuff weighed heavy...
But made ya feel mo' stealthy
Not empty like duh stuff
On uh supermarket shelf, see
Buy eleven loaves
Get duh twelf free
Five fifty uh loaf
Buys ya uh certain certainty
That cheapness
Is duh price fo' availability
Of sum stuff that cause
Uh disability
Every bit as diabolical
As the entities
Of micro...  Bye-ALOE-G...
Thanx DV
This my review
Sincerely, TD...

Midnight Marauder said...

Damn cuz why am I just hearing about this?!? You should've put me on to this along time ago!

Denmark Vesey said...

Cuuuuuz!

Where you been man!

LOL.

I'll have the wife drop you a loaf next time she makes a run.

Hit me up when you can.