The Plantation Negro Self Examination Check List

1. You might be a Plantation Negro if you think Eugenicists want to straighten your teeth.
2. You might be a Plantation Negro if you describe yourself as a "Democrat".
3. You might be a Plantation Negro if you describe yourself as a "Republican".
4. You might be a Plantation Negro if you have ever said "The Troops Should Come Home When The Job Is Done"
5. You might be a Plantation Negro if you plan on getting a Flu Shot.
6. You might be a Plantation Negro if you have more than $500 in the bank and less than 5 days worth of food and water in your home.
7. You might be a Plantation Negro if you don't own a handgun.
8. You might be a Plantation Negro if you send your kids to school so they can get a "job" when they grow up.
9. You might be a Plantation Negro if you confuse Health Insurance ... with health.
10. You might be a Plantation Negro if you ever thought Ron Paul's political platform was "kooky".
11. You might be a Plantation Negro if you think high fructose corn syrup is a vegetable.
12. You might be a Plantation Negro if you think Bilderberg is where they manufacture BMWs.
13. You might be a Plantation Negro if you think The Federal Reserve is any more of a government entity than is Federal Express or G Unit Records.
14. You might be a Plantation Negro if you don't realize that Plantation Medicine causes over 250,00 deaths per year from iatrogenic causes (when MD's & Presc Drugs kill your ass)
15. You might be a Plantation Negro if you hate 50 Cent but love James Bond.
16. You might be a Plantation Negro if you think Israel is 'Our Only Friend" in the middle east.
17. You might be a Plantation Negro if you think "Hip Hop Glorifies Violence", but went to see The Terminator
18. You might be a Plantation Negro if you consider Bill Gates a genius and Tupac a thug.
19. You might be a Plantation Negro if you think "Global Warming" is caused by man.
20. You might be a Plantation Negro if you didn't know H1N1 is a synthetic virus manufactured in a laboratory and the patent for the vaccine was filed 1 year before the first case of H1N1 appeared.
    
21. You might be a Plantation Negro if you didn't know that Vaccine Manufacturers have been granted IMMUNITY from liability because of damage caused by their flu vaccines.
    
22. You might be a Plantation Negro if taking your shoes off at the airport doesn't piss you off.
23. You might be a Plantation Negro if you think guns kill more black people than forks.
    
24. You might be a Plantation Negro if you have neither plans nor prospects to marry a sister.
25. You might be a Plantation Negro if you don't understand "Save Darfur" is a hoax.