Wednesday, August 26, 2009

Global System of Black Supremacy - $100 M Plantation Flicks Aren't Half This Funny

16 comments:

kidcock said...

Funny to suburban white bois who find blaxploitation ghetto stereotypes heee-laarr-ilous!

Damien said...

I remember when I first saw this skit I was crying. D. Chapelle gotta come back.

pink said...

Wayne Brady makes who look like Malcolm X??? I didn't understand what they were saying...

Denmark Vesey said...

LOL. Hey Pink.

He makes "Bryant Gumbel" seem like Malcolm X.

If you don't know who Bryant Gumble is, picture UBM with a white wife.

CNu said...

dayyum.....,

Undercover Black Man said...

Lower your skirt, Denmark. You're trying too hard.

Denmark Vesey said...

UB didn't you win a Day Time Grammy or something?

You can get more original than that.

Undercover Black Man said...

^ At least shave your legs.

Denmark Vesey said...

aight aight aight.

But you used to be funnier than that.

Undercover Black Man said...

^ I used to think your shenanigans were cute.

Denmark Vesey said...

Yeah, yeah yeah. We know. Now you fed up. OK.

CNu said...

awwww..., true bromance.

Undercover Black Man said...

^ Or Itchy Hole Syndrome. Or something.

Denmark Vesey said...

lol ah lawd. This Negro done got all moody on me and shit.

Undercover Black Man said...

^ It's cute you miss me, DV... can't keep my name off your lips 'n' stuff. But don't worry, babe. Somebody else'll come along.

Denmark Vesey said...

LOL. Miss you?

Where you been Bra?

Negro, you right here.

Come on man. That's some funny shit:

"Bryant Gumble ... but with a white wife".

Loosen up UB.

Tell you what.

We'll change it to "Bryant Gumble with a Jewish wife."

lol

Now you can call me "anti-Semitic" and validate your hate.