What You Know About Women?

Big Wayne said...
So, this is your steez, DV?

I'm with Big J, She Aight. I can find a badder bitch on the USC or SMC campus any day of the week.

Cute? Sure. En Vogue? Certainly Attractive? I suppose. Baddest B on the planet? Not even remotely close.

Big Wayne has had better. Numerous times. Tell me how to post a photo. I'll show you.

And I ain't got no Serena Williams fantasy. Lemme break her down.

Let's look at the photo by the horse. Too much of her face is consumed by forehead. Her eyes nose and mouth look like they are jammed into about 6 square inches of face. Cheeks too pronounced, but that could be from the anorexia.

That could also explain what appears to be wrinkles and dark rings under the eyes. Where are this girl's lips? You ever kissed thin white girl lips like this? Big Wayne's luscious soup coolers would engulf her whole mouth. I'm prefer soome volume and padding.

Where are her curves for that matter? She's built like a little girl. Big Wayne likes curves. Not Mike Fisher curves but some Jenny from the block curves. Would Big Wayne kick her out of bed? No. Would Big Wayne "do ANYTHING( within reason) to be with her." Fuuuuux NO!

Ill, you have to evolve from this weak mindset. I think you have potential, so I'mma enroll you in one of the seminars I hold each week near LAX.

Lesson 1:
When you stop paying almighty homage to the coochie, you will find that it will seek you out. This may make no sense to you now. But as you work your way through my courses, you will realize the pearls that Big Wayne is bestowing upon you.

Let me know when you're ready for lesson 2. DV, I'll save a spot for you too. ;)

Denmark Vesey said...

LOL. I like that my man.

It's a pity
Ya'll cats can't see
The technicolor HD
Vision of DV
or yet grasp my philosophy
intellectual trigonometry
or Bad Bitch Memeology.

You still checkin' for
big asses and Titties
while I create the world's next Nefertiti
I'm the grandson of an Ashanti
Pulled the baddest bitches in the country
Cuz you see
In Swahili
DV mean Pedigree
When it comes to women
You can't fuck with me

Big Wayne,
your eye is lacking
What you call a big forehead
is 1,000 years of breeding

The same dark eyelids
are painted on the walls of Pyramids

Nah this aint no lecture
Just a reminder
Black come in all kinds of textures
shapes and sizes
If you don't understand yet
I'll have to text ya

Mike Fisher don't get it.
Old School can't stand it.
White Folks got Ms. Universe
We Got The Baddest Bitch On The Planet.

Is she black? Is she African?
Well she aint European or Mexican.

She's The Dopest Ethiopian. She's my sista man, you my Brutha Man, I'm destined man, Fisher a jealous man, I'm the blackest man, on the planet man, crisp linen man, descendant of Egyptian man.

I don't condone
picking women by the thighbone
breastbone or tailbone
it's just wrong
But baby got the cheekbones
of a woman who once sat
on the thrown
of our ancestral home

In her DNA
is the gene
of a Queen
Named Sheba
Who reigned supreme
When Black People Were The Chosen Team

You talkin' about asses. I'm creatin' memes. The Global System of Black Supremacy

Seminar?
Har Har
I'll be at the country club
9 under par
Ferragamo's on the bar
sending some white boy to get my car
without missin' a beat
I buckle the modern day Nefertiti
in my passenger seat