Friday, May 09, 2008

Nick Oepipus & Mariah exchange Tattoos

He gets "Mariah" tatt'd across his back. She gets "Mrs. Canon" in a butterfly over her ass. Then they both pose for photographers on an island beach. Marital bliss or publicity stunt?

10 comments:

CNu said...

Nah, pimp slap.

See that sucker Mariah's holding?

That's a nice touch for the haters.

It's sweet, subtle, and just hard enough to keep old jealous players licking their lips, mad, and muttering under their breath.....,

Denmark Vesey said...

Roflmao. Good one.

But ... Nah Country Bwoy.

No Hater Here.

You out there in the land of heffers. Mariah strikes you as an unattainable delicacy. But for a bra like me ... Mariah would be like going from first class to coach.

Mariah would have had to come off the bench when I was 27.

In the fourth quarter and we were up 20.

Anonymous said...

Land of heffas, land of fake body parts, which is betta?

I'll take the heffas! forget the silicone lips and horse hair!

CNu said...

unattainable delicacy?

nucca please...., phoine is phoine - and in objective terms - Mariah is at her 12 year effervescent peak - you can see that even in those little blurry hatagraphs you posted here.

That said, I've been exceptionally blessed in this department my entire adult life, while I strongly suspect that the better part of your taste in this sphere may have been confined to your mouf.

So I'll see your braggadocious play and raise you in straight up country boy style.

You link a picture of Mrs. Vesey, and I'll link a picture of Mrs. Nulan - and we'll let an audience of our peers decide who's the real miggidy fo'shiggidy.

The proof is in the shaky pudding. Let our esteemed peers decide who's accustomed to a steady diet of foie grois and Bollinger, and who's been munching on corndogs and washing it down with Old English.

You game?

Anonymous said...

Bring it on !!!

Anonymous said...

Yall are nuts.

Anonymous said...

CNulan has officially taken the lead in the ego race that continues between him, Mike and DV.

CNu said...
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Denmark Vesey said...

"You link a picture of Mrs. Vesey, and I'll link a picture of Mrs. Nulan - and we'll let an audience of our peers decide who's the real miggidy fo'shiggidy." CNu

Oh!!!

I did not see this.

Now you talkin'!

My man!

I like your style.

See, that's how I get down.

Cool.

Bet.

We can do that.

I think all disagreements should be settled as such. Fuck all this argument.

We can link wives, mothers, daughters and grandmothers too.

I'm surrounded by fine women.

A 1,000 years of selective breeding. The past 100 years with no pork.

Let's do it.

G M said...

That's jacked up. I hope those are fake.

Cuz Nick's is the size of a freeway sign, but I can't even see Mariah's with a microscope.