Monday, June 02, 2008

Jessica White: The Most Beautiful Woman On The Planet

Let Me Guess.

This sista is "Light Skin" too.

38 comments:

Unknown said...

How bout Nona Gaye? She's definitely one of the most slept on.

Denmark Vesey said...

Nona Gaye? I aint hip Keanon. I'll peep.

But this year's Award goes to Miss White.

Michael Fisher said...

Yeah, Jessica White is a pretty good-looking woman. Looks almost exactly like my first ex did in her hey day (though without the weave). My first ex is still extremely fine after all these years, by the way.

Anonymous said...

You like skin and bones I see... I need a woman with an ass or ribs showing myself. But hey... To each his own.

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/swimsuit/collection/issues/2003/03_jwhite_05.html

Anonymous said...

Help you young fellas out!

Finest WOMAN on the planet other than my wife.

Dollicia

http://www.bossip.com/17975/smut-central/black-04/

Denmark Vesey said...

Casper!

You married?

Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?

Damn. My fault bra.

Been too hard on you.

Big ups.

Anonymous said...

Something is wrong when "the finest woman second only to a man's wife" is found at "smut central" dot com. Folks still have some work to do.

Re: Jessica White. I've actually never heard of her. She's cute....with some big ass feet.

The photographer should have cropped her feet out of the shot if he wasnt going to insist that someone get her a pair of shoes where her toes werent dragging on the ground out of the front of the shoes.

Anonymous said...

DV you are an extremist in every sense aren't you?

"The Most Beautiful Woman you have seen lately" is a better title for your award. Then you can give it out every single day as befits all the beautiful Black women you see on a daily basis.

Ms. White will never get kicked out of bed for eating crackers though. That's for sure.

Denmark Vesey said...

Robyn ... you need to be on stage someplace.

That's funny. Spit my dandelion tea all over my monitor funny.

Exodus ...

You so accustomed to the Global System of White Supremacy ... you don't recognize your own brother exercising the Global System of Black Supremacy.

If People Magazine can anoint cornballs and squares "The Sexiest Man Alive" - why can't Denmark Vesey anoint a baaaaaaaaad ass sister "The Most Beautiful Woman On The Planet"?

85% of Supremacy is having the chutzpah to do it.

Take it from "The Blackest Man On The Planet".

Anonymous said...

Go to any university in Africa, you will see Jessica White X 100.

Anonymous said...

Aside from the big hooves, rather saggy boobs!

Anonymous said...

The boob evaluation may just be because its not very often that you see real breasts in this type of photo.

Denmark Vesey said...

Look.

Any Muhfuggga even PRETENDING like they are unimpressed with Jessica White - please forward a flick of your woman to my email address. We'll post it, and let the ladies speak for themselves.

Any African U. ... Saggy titties ... big feet ... my ass.

Ya'll cats too porned up, evaluating women like automobiles.

Sista got soul.

Submariner said...

I can't stop laughing! Y'all too funny. This sister is fine and so is honey dip that Casper linked even though I could do without the tattoos.

Denmark Vesey said...

LOL. What up Sub!

Where you been man?

? said...

good pick, I'd go with Carla Campbell myself though

Kalena said...

haha it's the angle, RJ. The photog is close to the ground.

She's hot! Big ups to this selection DV.

Casper married?????? Whoa! Big ups to you to.

Kalena said...

haha it's the angle, RJ. The photog is close to the ground.

She's hot! Big ups to this selection DV.

Casper married?????? Whoa! Big ups to you to.

Anonymous said...

DV usually likes 'em 1/8 black...lol

Denmark Vesey said...

LOL TSO

Shiiiiiiiiiii ....

Just that DV's definition of "black" extends beyond Serina Williams look-a-likes with Adam's Apples.

CNu said...

Talkin ish for no good reason DV you done phukked up my girls game at Roland Garosh.

Denmark Vesey said...

Ahhhhhh ....

Damn.

My fault CNu.

But you right.

Words can be powerful. I probably did trip up Serena.

Peep how I play God and make Obama the Messiah.

My game deep.

CNu said...

Staff Memorandum

To: Denmark Vesey
From: God's Right Hand Man

Subject: Stop Tripping

"A tennis match does not equal a presidential election."

Here ends rudimentary reality correction for associate staff.

Signed
Cnu

CNu said...

AH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

would'na believed it if I hadn't seen it with mine own eyes.

Folks done publicly sweated the one and only Denmark Vesey over his fondness for boney high yalla.

rotflmbao....,

(p.s. - don't you even whisper another word about my girl Serena, she busy puttin in work at Wimbledon even as we comment)

Denmark Vesey said...

CNu she gettin' down now?

Let me go TiVo.

Don't get me wrong Bra.

I'm a Serena fan.

I just don't pretend any woman not built like a Linebacker is somehow "less than black".

You gotta watch Negros. They can be just as oppressive and dogmatic as crackas.

CNu said...

rain delay, but should pop up on the NBC coverage momentarily.

she fit'n to ruthlessly execute some little wild card named Zheng Jie - leading up to yet another all Williams Wimbledon women's final.

promises to be a supreme spectacle...,

Denmark Vesey said...

It's hard to watch tennis when the Williams sisters are not playing. As it is hard to watch golf when Tiger is not playing.

Global System of Black Supremacy.

Anonymous said...

Big Wayne and DV prefer women are that not really "black."

Denmark Vesey said...

LOL.

Big J can only pull a small spectrum of women and prefers to label that slim demographic blip "black" and everything outside his reach "white".

Got damn man. Who told you a sista had to look like Joe Frazier to be considered "black"?

Whey dem bumbaclot get dat frum!!

CNu said...

wait, wait, wait, wait a minute....,

I have no problems looking at some of the lovely eastern european valkyries that have mustered in response to our very own amazonians - from where I sit - sometimes the game looks so damn tasty you just wanna eat it all up with a spoon!

If you reflect back 10-20 years ago, there's really no comparison on any level - and that to me is a goodness.

Denmark Vesey said...

no comparison to what? quality of tennis or the edibility of the game?

CNu said...

bofe-of-em...,

the good nurse said...

DV...cut it out. We are all beautiful. At least I know I am.
much love. for real.

Denmark Vesey said...

Wachumean Sista Nurse?

I hope you see I'm just resisting the race cops. I'm not knocking anybody.

I'm simply not pretending any 1 hair texture is more black than another hair texture.

the good nurse said...

DV u know I agree with you...due to all the race mixing that has occured in this country "black" looks like a lot of things. All I am saying is that no one texture is more beautiful than another...

O/T
I will be frolicking with Big J, Maceo and a few other ATLiens this weekend...I will give u all the details for sure.

IWonderAsIWander said...

LOL. Cuz, Big J's ability to pull women hasn't been questioned since he was 15. I think you know that. Big J was ticklin' chicks toes when you were still wearin' those tight ass courdoroys you used to rock up in Baltimore.

Sure, these chicks are black just like Serena. I'm just pointing out that brothers like you and Weezy prefer women that are straight-haired and have skin closer to that of Europeans. It's all good - freedom of choice. Weezy has even admitted that he never wanted a woman that had the same dark features he has.

Denmark Vesey said...

Uh oh

Negro Race Cops gave me another ticket.

Sound like ya'll Negros been to Mike Fisher seminar.

"straight hair and skin closer to Europeans!"

Says who?

You see me with a nutmeg sista with a blow wig means I prefer HER.

Not her HAIR.

And if you could pull HER.

You wouldn't need to pretend she wasn't black.

Nor would you need to patronize sistas you claim to find attractive by dissin' other sistas.

Anonymous said...

" Weezy has even admitted that he never wanted a woman that had the same dark features he has." -J

Nigga What?!?!?! Weezy has never uttered a syllable remotely close to this! U trippin Big J. You, of all people, know the level of Weezy's game. You, of all people, know how Weezy is perceived by women. Why, ON EARTH, would I not want my son to be blessed like me.

You got me effed up homeboy.