Sunday, October 25, 2009

The Denmark Vesey Most Beautiful Woman On The Planet Award

AYO



Michael Fisher said...




There were a whole lot more beautiful dark sistas with some dope ass bodies walking by that boy-girl while she was stickling around the streets of Lagos.

DV. Since you apparently have no clue, this is what a woman looks like.



Denmark Vesey said ...
Now ... now Mike. That certainly is what ... some ... black women look like. But thank All Mighty God, black women come in a variety of flavors.

After a certain point, there is more to a black woman than complexion and hips.

But, let's be frank. When it comes to women Mike, you are not in my league. I'm a connoisseur. My tastes are refined.

While I'm checking for complexity, depth and bouquet, it's apparent you select your women by the pound.

38 comments:

Anonymous said...

who is she DV?

Intellectual Insurgent said...

Standing ovation DV!

I was in the supermarket the other day and one of the rags they call magazines had "50 Sexiest Men Alive" or some nonsense like that on the cover.

My immediate thought - sexiest according to whom? Editors of whatever gossip rag get to define sexy for me? I think not.

Thanks for taking it back and defining it in your own way.

Anonymous said...

Intellectual Insurgent,

Have you seen the guys who think models that look like skinny boys are sexy?

It's a reason they hide behind ink....

Intellectual Insurgent said...

I'm not hip Ed. Educate me. To what or whom are you referring?

Anonymous said...

Sorry, the actual editors of these magazines such as Maxim and others that try to define beauty to us..

They need money, prestige and fame to get a female to look at them...that's all I was saying (in additional to the subtle homo desires when these editors are promoting boy-looking anorexics as hot models).

Michael Fisher said...

ed...

"Have you seen..."

ed, exactly.

There were a whole lot more beautiful dark sistas with some dope ass bodies walking by that boy-girl while she was stickling around the streets of Lagos.

But as far as Dina is concerned, I'm not surprised. She done loves them "Creole" types.

Michael Fisher said...

Uhmmm...

Boy-girls...subtle homo desires...The Denmark Vesey Most Beautiful Woman On The Planet Award...

Denmark Vesey said...

Notice ...

it's always some brotha - who aint got a woman - slipping in little homoerotic Freudian innuendo.

If this woman reminds you of a boy ... you thinking about a boy anyway.

Michael Fisher said...

lol

Michael Fisher said...

DV. Since you apparently have no clue, this is what a woman looks like.

Anonymous said...

I feel you Mike!!

Anonymous said...

But I'm good, as long as she's Black. She can be a toothpick if that's what you like. A Black toothpick is alright with me!

Intellectual Insurgent said...

Ed,

Good point about the boy-looking anorexics as hot models. You remind me that those I've seen on a run way have no "womanly" features, whether it be boobs or hips.

Damn. Scary isn't it?

Michael Fisher said...

DV...

"But, let's be frank. When it comes to women Mike, you are not in my league. I'm a connoisseur. My tastes are refined."

Don't hate, DV.

It's just about cultural sensitivities. White boys tend to have a homo-erotic thing going on, black men tend to like women who look like women.

You just have a white boy sensibility. You've proven that in the past both in culture and politics, and, now, clearly, also in sexuality.

C'est la vie.

Denmark Vesey said...

LOL .... Miiiiiiiiiike

Come on man. You are a funny guy, but you tryin' too hard.

There is a big gap between participating in your narrow, low-level,perpetually subservient, Plantation Negro pretending to be a Black Nationalist routine - and what you call "white boy sensitivities".

Which you and I both know translates into - a black man free of self-imposed Plantation Negro personal inferiority complexes hiding behind group identity politics.

Mike you need "White Supremacy" to validate your hate and fear of white people. You feel inferior to them, and try to make up for it by projecting your personal issues onto all black people. (Like you speak for all 750 Million of us)

Nah Bra. You can run that game on them on other Plantation Negros and retired H.Rap Brown cats on your blog, but you and I know, you resent my freedom.

I'm proof positive that "GSWS" doesn't exist, because I AM SUPREME.

Now, I've got a black woman. Married to her. WITH her. 12 years this month.

Where's yours?

Un huh.

I see. "She" was crazy huh?

Had to leave her? Um. Terrible.

Right. Right. Of course it was her fault.

Sure.

Listen man, nothing is more homosexual - than not having a woman.

You can lust after Serena Williams look a likes, with Adam's Apples all you want, but it doesn't change that glaring void.

BTW - Being 75 pounds overweight does not make a woman more 'black'.

I'm Denmark Vesey Mike. The Blackest Man in America. Get used to it.

Anonymous said...

Hold on. Hold on. I was with you until...

"BTW - Being 75 pounds overweight does not make a woman more 'black'."

Who exactly do you propose is 75 lbs overweight? Certainly not that woman in the picture Mike linked.

Check yourself.

Love,
The resident non-stick girl with hips and ass.

Denmark Vesey said...

"Love,
The resident non-stick girl with hips and ass."


Why?

Why no equal expressions of love for the sister originally featured in the post?

If she was 35 pounds heavier, would she somehow qualify for the Mike Fisher Who Is Black label?

Has the black experience been reduced to a contest of waist to ass ratios?

First there was black. Then there was dark black v light black. Now we seem to have big dark black vs small light black and big light black vs small dark black.

Group Identity Politics has spiraled out of control.

Mike throws up a picture of a Nigerian woman in a bikini after calling Snoop a coon for featuring a Watts woman in a bikini.

What happened to all that "Hip Hop Degrades Black Women Yada Yada"?

Nah, the sista aint 75 pounds overweight, but she can stand to skip a few pizzas and avoid any more high fructose corn syrup.

Anonymous said...

Y'all negroes are hilarious.

Both of 'em is fine to me. Yum.

Anonymous said...

That was all I was trying to say Big J. Both women are beautiful. My retort to DV was to highlight this.

Michael Fisher said...

LOL. Throw a lil' bit homo-erotic innuendo in the mix, and DV pops his cork. (ooops, maybe a bit too graphic?)

Neva fails.

Thou doth protesteth too much, BlMiA, baby.

As to the Nigerian sister and Snoop. I don't see a fool with a dog leash on her.

Any sisters in here (besides Dina) that would volunteer to be led around by DV with a dog leash attached to their necks?

Any takers?

Denmark Vesey said...

Michael Fisher said... "LOL. Throw a lil' bit homo-erotic innuendo in the mix, and ..."

it means you're a homo.

Intellectual Insurgent said...

Fisher,

LOL!! I wasn't even part of this discussion but, since you invited me in, please tell - what's your obsession with leashes?

Didn't you just do a post about Black men being pets with pictures of Black men being led around on leashes?

Is this some strange projection of your sexual fantasies? Please share. The conversation has been much too serious until now.

LOL!!! :-) :-)

Anonymous said...

DV, that was some of the funniest stuff I've read this year.

Michael Fisher said...
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Michael Fisher said...

Dina...

"Didn't you just do a post about Black men being pets with pictures of Black men being led around on leashes?"

Exactly.

"Is this some strange projection of your sexual fantasies? Please share."

If noting else, this statement serves as proof positive of your deep-seated racist attitudes towards black people.

Intellectual Insurgent said...

If noting else, this statement serves as proof positive of your deep-seated racist attitudes towards black people.

What doesn't Fisher?

I could say good morning to you, and you'd find a way to interpret is as racist. BORING.

SNOOZE.....

Anonymous said...

whose mad at a leash?

my man might be curious as to why DV was on the other end but i ain't opposed......

Anonymous said...

wow, who wrote that? and are they infatuated or infuriated, I cant quite tell.

Anonymous said...

um, i missed this one.

but DV and others may enjoy this

http://www.jamati.com/online/?p=568

Anonymous said...

that was me. I am not sure I understand your infatuated/infuriated comment RJesq. Please expound.....

-jasai

Anonymous said...

That comment sounded both sexual and like an insult that I didnt quite undrestand. I wasnt sure of the tone, hence the question infatuated or infuriated.

Anonymous said...

oh, okay....

-jasai

Anonymous said...

i checked out Ayo's homepage and myspace (yes, i actually liked her music enough to drag my ass over to the epitome of the herd mentality and visited her myspace, she was that damned worth it). Interesting bio, great original music, damned fine and carries herself with pride. She's all woman, i fail to see what black, white, or purple have to do with it. She got my props, which ain't easy to come by, so rock on, sister Ayo.

Come to think of it, that may be the crux of the color issue here. Who fuckin cares what color/gender/sexuality/political persuasion/religion or lack of religion someone is, as long as people are real?

All this argument is petty bullshit and distraction from the real issues, which is just what 'they' want, all along. And you boast you're awake, or more awake than your neighbors. heh.

DMG said...

II,

I think a confident woman is sexy. Regardless of size, shape, hairtype, color age, or whatever. And even though I disagree with you on almost everything and I've never seen you...you carry yourself well, and I have to say you are kind of sexy.

dx said...

a woman in tuned with her womanhood is sexy...

when she enjoys being a woman and all that comes with her femininity....

not abashed of her potency and expresses it with a self possessed spirit....

THAT'S BEAUTIFUL!!

Anonymous said...

I love it when black men can see the beauty in a brown skinned or dark-skinned sista. Most of these fools would drag their d!cks 20 miles through broken glass for anything light, bright and way past white--no matter how it looks (think McNair).
Kudos to black men who can find beauty in black women in all shades of the spectrum.

Denmark Vesey said...

I love it when people stop operating with the assumption that "brown skinned" and "dark-skinned" women are not appreciated

Whey dem bumbaclot get dat frum?

It's usually narrow minded insecure people projecting their personal prejudices onto others.

Fuck the Complexion Police.

Like whomever the fuck you feel like liking.

Anonymous said...

DV.... laughing.. you are cold but honest aren't you

While I'm checking for complexity, depth and bouquet, it's apparent you select your women by the pound."