Tuesday, August 14, 2007

One Funny White Boy. My Man Jimmy Kemel Roasts Flavor Flav



Chuck D and Flavor Flav

Michael Fisher said ...
This is some of the most disgusting and racist shit I've seen yet.

Calling twenty black women WHORES repeatedly (I haven't heard the conniving white women of "the Bachelor" called WHORES,) equating a black man with Ebola, making fun of Flavor's children in the most racist way possible,...

And that is your "man Jimmy Kimmel?"

That shit is sick, DV. Real sick.

Denmark Vesey said ...


1) 20 “black women” were not repeatedly called WHORES. – 20 whores were called whores. If fucking a man to be on a reality TV show does not qualify a woman to be called a whore, what does? How PC can you get?

2) No black man was “equated with Ebola”. Ebola was cleverly used to exaggerate a joke about Jungle Fever. The joke referenced Flavor Flav. Flavor Flav, is by no means, representative of “black men”.

3) Jimmy Kimmel is funny. I like his style, wit and timing. The fact that he is white does not change my ability to enjoy his style, wit or timing. Yes, he is “my man”. Skip is a white, secular atheist. He’s is a thinker, has a wide range of interest and doesn’t appear to be a punk. He’s my man too.

4) Mike, if we ever were brothers, we couldn’t just stop being so because of a Youtube video roasting Flavor Flav. So, let’s just continue on and see what happens. The truth, like God, reveals itself.

I can laugh at this because I don’t have the hang ups about race that you have. I don’t seek or need the approval of whites to feel good about myself. I have no need to pretend black Americans are a nation of little Colin Powell’s.

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

One of the funniest things I've seen in a while...

"How do you insult a crackhead with a viking helmet?!"

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Michael Fisher said...

This is some of the most disgusting and racist shit I've seen yet.

Calling twenty black women WHORES repeatedly (I haven't heard the conniving white women of "the Bachelor" called WHORES,) equating a black man with Ebola, making fun of Flavor's children in the most racist way possible,...

And that is your "man Jimmy Kimmel?"

That shit is sick, DV. Real sick.

Dispite every disagreement we ever had, every name we ever called each other, we both understood that it was a battle between Brothers. But if you see fit to endorse this shit, you ain't no Brother of mine.

Anonymous said...

But Mike, you didnt think it was funny? Not any of it? Indeed only Flav signed up to be roasted, but we cant all agree that the women on Flavor of Love did, in fact, at a minimum, act like whores?

I hear you in that we should not just let anyone say anything about us, but I will have to spend some time evaluating when and where we are free to just chalk things up to being funny. Because I think some things just are -- nothing more, nothing less.

I see why one could be offended by the jokes being told, but I must be honest and say that I was not. To make it a lot more tangible, I am far more offended by your unwillingness to cut black women even a modicum of slack, than I am by anything Bridgette Nielson or Jimmy Kimmel may say about Flavor Flav. As a black male member of my community, your opinion matters. The TV bullshit does not. Why figuratively cut DV off on said basis?

I guess what I am trying to convey is that I dont agree with your kneejerk response that DV isnt a brother of yours because he could see the humor in the roast. If you continue to be a cardcarrying member of the family, certainly DV should too. 'Cause lord knows, some of the reasoning/thinking you endorse requires that I wipe my eyes to ensure that its a black man talking/typing.

Michael Fisher said...

Robyn,

William Drayton is a friend of mine. He is also one of the most talented black men I have ever met. I remember one time in 1994 or so my partner, Flava, and I chilled in Rio for a few days after a few stadium shows we did with PE in Sao Paulo.

So one day I am walking down to the lobby and there is William sitting at a Baby Grand playing Mozart - flawlessly. That man can pick up any one of over TWENTY instruments and play it. And do so in a range between good and masterful.

During those Rio days William turned down one of the finest Brazilian women you can find, cause he didn't want to take advantage of a fan. Now, I hadn't seen him do that before, but it shows that there is decency within him.

William is a troubled brother, an off again on again on again drug addict, but he is a decent human being. That is usually the feature of a creative genius. And he is vulnerable. Unfortunately, often he does not listen. But it is the duty of the people around him to protect him from ridicule.

I called some of the guys who are handling William on a daily to find out how they could have allowed this stuff. Their explanation/excuse was that none of the material presented was scripted by the presenters. It was all written by VH-1 writers.

I ain't done with these folks around William yet. They had him sitting up there like a village idiot cackling at tis bullshit.

Now. What is happening here is that these white racist pigs are using a troubled, vulnerable brother in order to mock black men in general and black women specifically.

The women that appear on Flava of Love ACT. That is what they were hired for. There is no such thing as a true "reality show" the women are coached by the producers.

When Julia Roberts played a whore in Pretty Woman, no one thought of coming out and call her a whore. Besides that, mind you, these 20 sisters weren't being roasted, William was.

When these women, justifiably, showed Kimmel the finger, he went on insulting them as WHORES. Not even "hos". Whores.

That is NOT ACCEPTABLE. This is not funny. It is worse than what Don Imus did. Much worse.

Jimmy Kimmel called you a whore, Robyn. He called my daughter a whore and he called Jasai a whore.

The "jokes" presented were no "jokes". They were messages to white folks about black people on the one hand and messages to black people to internalize on the other.

They used a black woman to equate a black man with a deadly disease just the same as they are running this campaign that 40% of black men are toxic HIV carriers and infectors on the down low.

Intellectual Insurgent said...

The women that appear on Flava of Love ACT. That is what they were hired for.

Fisher, while I agree with most of what you've written, I am curious. You are defending these women for their act notwithstanding the fact they were all likely motivated by money, by the chance to have 15 minutes of fame, etc., etc.

Is it not possible that 50 or Snoop or whoever else are equally acting and deserving of your defense? Is it possible that they learned that they needed to play a role just as those women did and luckily achieved financial success doing so?

Anonymous said...

to piggy back on II's comment, before I walk out the door...

whats even more notable about Fisher's comment is that he is vigorously defending women who's chosen actions are aguably indefensible (did you not watch the show?), but will indict the likes of everyday sistas like Jasai, et al (she aint the only one), who do nothing more than try and better themselves, work with the hands they have been dealt, etc., and perhaps simply make the best of a bad situation.

Interesting Mike, but more later.

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Anonymous said...

Fisher...
"The "jokes" presented were no "jokes". They were messages to white folks about black people on the one hand and messages to black people to internalize on the other."

To me... This is the key!... Whether Robyn it's snoop, fiddy or Lil Jon... These people are not a true representation of black folk. So why perpetuate these messages. Well let's see.. Who controls these networks and music companies. What are their names. Now what is the common bond/connection between them. You know the answer. I see shows like the Bachelor and the white dude is a prince, a doctor but not a fool wearing a clock and a viking hat. Why is that ... ?? Why do you find this minstrel show acceptable. Just because Flav is not your daddy or uncle doesn't mean you should not feel pitty for your soul brother.

Michael Fisher said...

Robyn...

(1) Where did I indict Jasai for anything? Unless you want to call the fact that I thought that hse should've tried to get the child support an "indictment".

(2)Did I call either you or Jasai a Whore?

II...

Sure 50 and Snoop are acting. But Snoop is leading black women around on leashes while 50 is doing the following: http://assaultonblacksanity.blogspot.com/2007/08/greater-than-god.html

Aside from that, has anyone of these women fucked anyone on the show for money? And if so, all twenty of them?

Michael Fisher said...

II, by the way. Remember my question? Would you please be so kind and answer it?

Are you a white person?

Anonymous said...

What I find perplexing is that some on this blog defended Mr. Vick till death against the MEDIA for risking his $100,000,000 contract by breaking the law & killing God's creation for fun but laugh at Will Drayton(Flav) when the MEDIA uses him... and his personal battles while also degrading 20 sista's (actors)with supposed jokes so the network could turn a profit.

Just doesn't jive... where is the logic?

Intellectual Insurgent said...

No, I am not White, but I have no idea what that has to do with the price of tea in China.

Stick to the point. You defended these women's behavior on the basis that they were acting. I simply questioned whether other "actors" were similarly deserving of your defense. I still haven't gotten an answer.

Intellectual Insurgent said...

What I find perplexing is that some on this blog defended Mr. Vick till death against the MEDIA for risking his $100,000,000 contract by breaking the law & killing God's creation for fun but laugh at Will Drayton(Flav) when the MEDIA uses him... and his personal battles while also degrading 20 sista's (actors)with supposed jokes so the network could turn a profit.
Just doesn't jive... where is the logic?

What I find perplexing is that some on this blog viciously attacked Michael Vick, David Banner, 50 Cent, Snoop Dogg, etc. because they are controlled by others who allegedly make them behave in ways that are allegedly destructive to Black imagery. These same people now defend 20 women and Flava Flav who behaved extremely poorly, to say the least, because the producers of a reality show encouraged them to do so to make "good television" and to make the show more profitable.

It just doesn't jive. Where's the logic?

Anonymous said...

II

What are you talking about. Who controls Mike Vick? Please tell me?

Intellectual Insurgent said...

Casper,

Stop taking the conversation to the lowest common denominator and address the point I made. Geez.

Anonymous said...

II

Please don't try to defend your non-logic with more non-logic.

Stick to the topic... MEDIA... That has been DV's argument... That the MEDIA has manipulated the masses to form an opinion about blacks because of disproportionate coverage when these men & women have bad days/weeks. So why is Flav's bad moments acceptable for the MEDIA to shine light on and make jokes? Where is the same outrage II??

Answer that without the Fox News spin.. Ms. Hannity

Anonymous said...

II
"These same people now defend 20 women."

How about the show is over. The actor's jobs where completed over a year ago. Did Kimmel ever call Julia Roberts a whore for playing a whore in Pretty Woman?? No... this is his clever way for calling them whores and for you to say ... Oh well there is nothing wrong with that. See you can't keep up with the times. You don't understand how clever and sublime these people are. Just like Rove... have you thinking if your not for the war then you are not for the troops mind games. Wake up!

Intellectual Insurgent said...

Casper,

You really need to settle down. Seriously, buy a ticket to adultland and go through the turnstyle.

I'm not defending Kimmel. I can't stand the untalented loser. I am simply asking Fisher, then you, to resolve an apparent contradiction in approach to people who make money from making Black people look stupid.

It's irrelevant whether the show is over. Stay on point.

Anonymous said...

II

"I am simply asking Fisher, then you, to resolve an apparent contradiction in approach to people who make money from making Black people look stupid."

Not quite sure what your question is? Sorry!

I asked why some defend the MEDIA when it's uses Mr. Drayton vs. When the MEDIA cover's Mr. Vick. Why no outrage for both. Why is Flav's funny and acceptable when the same people rejected Mr. Vick's coverage? That's staying on point II. Please try it.

Denmark Vesey said...

"Why is Flav's funny and acceptable when the same people rejected Mr. Vick's coverage?" Casper

Because ... Flav ... roasted ... himself.

Michael Vick did not volunteer to become the poster child for inhumanity.

Next question.

Michael Fisher said...

II...

"I am simply asking Fisher, then you, to resolve an apparent contradiction in approach to people who make money from making Black people look stupid."

In either case it is not a contradiction.

In the case of William Drayton he sold himself to play the image of the bafoon/minstrel so that racist pigs can make fun of him and black men in general.

In the case of the women of Flava of Love they sold themselves to play the image of competitive, shrill women, but not that of women who fuck men for money. They did not sell themselves so that racist pigs can make fun of them as whores.

Michael Fisher said...

DV...

"I don’t seek or need the approval of whites to feel good about myself."

Well, that's certainly a good thing.

DV...

"I don't have hang ups about race"

I sincerely doubt the veracity of this statement.

Denmark Vesey said...

DV...

"I don't have hang ups about race"

I sincerely doubt the veracity of this statement. Michael Fisher

No you don't.

You have no doubt in your mind.

You just want to have summin to say.

Either that, or you are so invested in the plantation you don't want to believe free brothers exist.

You know who it is.
It's Me Snitches!

J.C. said...

"Skip is a white, secular atheist. He’s is a thinker, has a wide range of interest and doesn’t appear to be a punk. He’s my man too."

Probably the funniest retort I have seen in a while.
Gotta give you credit Denmark, you can be awfully god damned funny ~!~!

Anonymous said...

DV
"Because ... Flav ... roasted ... himself.

Michael Vick did not volunteer to become the poster child for inhumanity."

Wrong!... Flav owns not one TV production camera or the ability to produce a TV show. Flav did not tell Kimmel what to say either!

Mr. Vick knew what would happen if he got caught... And it came to fruition..Didn't it?!

Don't duck the question please!

Anonymous said...

DV...

"I don't have hang ups about race"

So I guess you will allow your son to marry a white woman after all!?