Sunday, May 08, 2011

Blackest Little Picnic On The Planet ...

The Great, The Loved, The Missed Gee Chee Vision said...
Man the cats I know who got their b'ness in order, are already committed. The cats I know that got their b'ness in order and are single, aren't ready for commitment.

It excites my heart to know your sis has that much respect for her big brother to contribute to such personal issues. All my homeboys sisters just knew they understood men better than their fathers and brothers.


Watch those picnic ants, or in this case "Them"
Ill Math said ...
DV..Im serious my dude...I've been rollin' to the spot daily for years. Im practically family anyway. I think Im a viable and desirable suiter for your little sis. She's honestly the one of the most beautiful woman Ive ever seen. I couldn't dream her up if I tried. That's the woman I've been holding out for. She looks like she may be worthy of my last name and carry my seed. Hook a brotha up...  
Denmark Vesey said ...
Brother Ill!
.
I feel you man.  And I respect the courage displayed by your candor.


Not too many cats have the heart to lay their intent on the line. I know what it is when a man sees a woman and knows ... KNOWS ...he is looking at his wife. 

My parents met and got married in ten days.  My wife and I were married in 3 months.   As far as my father was concerned, I was pussyfootin'.  Took too long.

A wife aint something you wait for.  A wife is not something a man hopes to find one day. A wife is something you go get.  I like your hustle Ill.  You're a go-getter.

You've been my man for years.  One of my favorite lyricists.  Ill Math been a BMOC at DV University since the beginning.  Much love.

Regarding my sister.  You have exceptional taste.  However your ambition is unrealistic.

1,000 years of selective breedin' bruh.  Ferrari's aint for test drives.

However, I know a young lady.  31 year old medical doctor went to Cornell. Pediatrician. Bad. Bad.  Fine muhfuggah. 

I might can you hook you up with her.
Thordaddy said... 
Illmath,
Do duh math!!!
U ill, she healthy
Al-gore-rithmically
ill = Anti-Supremacy...
U liberated son
Don't know nothin' bout loyalty,
Royalty???

{{Pshaw}}
DV bona fide Supremacist
Uzza Burger King crown wearin' lil pygmy!
Ur credentials so ink-sparin'
U start writin', "The Ending."
Bending ill back in duh shape
Is why I'm befriending,
Illmath...! No need t'be sending,
Ill-fated requests to the ladies
Outside your radius...

U duh middle dot
DV's sis like your circumference
U catch my inference?

ill-conceived notions
Of ill-pimp and the Princess...
Sorry ill-homey,
DV squash those ill-advised pretensions... 

35 comments:

Ces said...

You Blessed MotherFucker!

Ces said...

:)

Richmond Muhammad said...

Is that your wife and child DV? Whether they are or not they are beautiful. I love seeing black families!

Anonymous said...

wow!!

Mainkaracter said...

I m gonna have that one day...thanks for the information

the good nurse said...

hey snack!!!!
hey sista!
hey dv!

Anonymous said...

Well it is about time! I was wondering when would you share the women in your life. It kind of makes me see you in a different light;human.

Denmark Vesey said...

Brother Ces! Brother Richmond! My Man Main! Thank you brothas.

Not my misses.

My little sista.

Having a picnic with her niece.

I'm in the process of arranging her marriage.

Very interesting experience.

If you know of any exceptionally dynamic young black men between 30 and 35 years old not afraid of royalty ... tell him to hollar at your boy.

Denmark Vesey said...

Sistaaaaa Nurse!

60 inches of sweetness!

The love is much needed, much appreciated and always reciprocated.

Seven Half Store said...

Aww this is too cute! Photogenic lovlies!

RBGAnonymous...yes that's me said...

this looks like a photo spread for "Young Black and Healthy"

luvs it.

Anonymous said...

Man the cats I know who got their b'ness in order, are already committed. The cats I know that got their b'ness in order and are single, aren't ready for commitment.

It excites my heart to know your sis has that much respect for her big brother to contribute to such personal issues. All my homeboys sisters just knew they understood men better than their fathers and brothers.

Watch those picnic ants, or in this case "Them"

http://www.prwatch.org/spin/2011/01/9903/whole-foods-market-caves-monsanto

Defi said...

Dammm sun.... bangin genes... black girls with natural hair do it for me every time... throw in a damp knee and It's over....Anyway check out the Context of White supremacy archives for advanced deprograming from the plantation http://www.blogtalkradio.com/victim-of-racism and keep ya head up.

Peace

Main said...

DV Im seriouss mydude. I'd like to court her. How would I go about meeting her. Should I email you or what?

Illmath

Main said...

serious

Main said...

DV..Im serious mydude...I've been rollin' to the spot daily for years. Im practically family anyway.I think Im a viable and desirable suiter for your little sis. She's honestly the one of the most beautiful woman Ive ever seen. I couldn't dream her up if I tried. That's the woman I've been holding out for. She looks like she may be worthy of my last name and carry my seed. Hook a brotha up...

Anonymous said...

Lmao...an internet stalker if I've ever seen one.

Go on DV. Hook the brotha up!!

The Doc said...

Damn DV, your family's genes don't play. I could've sworn that was her mama.

Also, something for your GSBS files. Adrien Brody recites Biggie's 10 Crack Commandments at the Academy of American Poets.

Main said...

"Lmao...an internet stalker if I've ever seen one.

Go on DV. Hook the brotha up!!"

Lmao! I really did laugh aloud. But Nah bruh I got credentials.


DV...Im not tryin to test drive . Im tryin' to purchase the car. Im of royal birth my man. A coupla months of courting and I'll give her the ring. A convergence of two great families. Give her my email If not tell me why?

uglyblackjohn said...

She's far too young for me but she'd be a lady I'd keep an eye on.
Not to get with but to make sure no idiots effed with her.
Happens at clubs all the time - I got a lot of 'cousins' who remain under my protection from hatin' hoodrats and dumb-ass nuckas.
( I like that she has good posture, you don't see that much these days.)

ILLMATH said...

Why you diss'n me, DV?

Thordaddy said...

Illmath,
Do duh math!!!
U ill, she healthy
Al-gore-rithmically
ill = Anti-Supremacy...
U liberated son
Don't know nothin' bout loyalty,
Royalty???
{{Pshaw}}
DV bona fide Supremacist
Uzza Burger King crown wearin' lil pygmy!
Ur credentials so ink-sparin'
U start writin', "The Ending."
Bending ill back in duh shape
Is why I'm befriending,
Illmath...! No need t'be sending,
Ill-fated requests to the ladies
Outside your radius...
U duh middle dot
DV's sis like your circumference
U catch my inference?
ill-conceived notions
Of ill-pimp and the Princess...
Sorry ill-homey,
DV squash those ill-advised pretensions... 
 

Anonymous said...

Appreciate it Dee Vee. You got rhythmic equations in your etiquette brotha. That’s that art connection, knowhatimeme?

My work overwhelms me at times. Perhaps I need to do what the crew at DV.net doing. Upload a job application were ya’ll at, so I can mark some ideograms on it or sumth’n.

Anonymous said...

I don’t know brother Ill. When it comes to someone’s sister or daughter, it may take a little more than blog clique status. Even if I were interested in any of my close friends sisters, if I used “hook a brotha up…” in my inquiry that would probably make them a bit squeamish. Can be one of those trigger phrases you know. You seem to be a cat of confidence. So can you imagine if a super fine woman steps to you talk’n ‘bout she wants to hit that? I know first thing in my mind would be either she got faulty circuitry, she carrying something, dudes around the corner ready to stick me or girl is really a dude. Those red flags and triggers you know.

Denmark Vesey said...

Ill!

Not dissin' you my man.

Just being very real.

You don't strike me as a brother who will marry a woman.

You strike me as a ... as a ... dater.

You know what I mean?

Some cats addicted to the 'beginning' of a relationship.

But don't really dig women enough ... to bond with one woman long enough to complete a cycle.

Maybe I'm wrong about you.

But it is an issue.

I'm focused on cats whose marriage game is tight ... before I put them down with the Princess.

You interested in the doctor? Let me know.

Denmark Vesey said...

"Bending ill back in duh shape
Is why I'm befriending,
Illmath...! No need t'be sending,
Ill-fated requests to the ladies
Outside your radius...
U duh middle dot
DV's sis like your circumference
U catch my inference?" Thordaddy

TD a beast.

White boy come up in the spot and just the grab the mic.

Daring cats to spit.

That's what I'm talkin' about.

Denmark Vesey said...

Gee. Chee!

My man.

"You got rhythmic equations in your etiquette brotha." Um

I feel you bruh.

Art is the ultimate connection.

"Even if I were interested in any of my close friends sisters, if I used “hook a brotha up…” in my inquiry that would probably make them a bit squeamish." GC

"hook"

"a"

"brotha"

"up"


?


"h o o k"???

Ill,

Come on bruh.

Thordaddy said...

Thanx DV,
u keep it orderly
Lika real O.G...
Guidin' baby sis
Whatta big bro s'posed t'be
Keep the game tight
Give TD a wiff of Supremacy
Thousand year bloodline
And still workin' on the legacy
Most fams die out from atrophy
They mens go limp
Got no vision fo' the progeny
DV scoutin' fo' a man
That right spiritually, intellectually AND racially
Ain't no shame in keepin' the bloodline
Shaped by the face of the Patriarchy
Strong fathers should breed strong fathers
That find mothers that breed daughters
Daughters kept straight by straight fathers
Ain't no complexity in the equation
Just need a dude that wanna be bothered
The task...
Make sure the 1000 year bloodline ain't smothered!!! 
 

Sheikh Ali said...

"You don't strike me as a brother who will marry a woman.
You strike me as a ... as a ... dater. (read: FAGGOT)
You know what I mean?
Some cats addicted to the 'beginning' of a relationship.
But don't really dig women enough ... to bond with one woman long enough to complete a cycle." (read: FAGGOT)

Alright ILLMATH DV cannot be any more clear. You have been coming to this blog long enough to know that this means that he thinks you're gay. A DeFacto Homosexual...if you will. He can't 100% rule out the possibility that you'll pork another trendy ass hollywood nigga in the ass one night then lay up next to his unwitting little sister the next. DV, feel free to correct me. But you won't.

Because.



I'm.



Right.

Anonymous said...

Alright ILLMATH DV cannot be any more clear. You have been coming to this blog long enough to know that this means that he thinks you're gay. A DeFacto Homosexual...if you will. He can't 100% rule out the possibility that you'll pork another trendy ass hollywood nigga in the ass one night then lay up next to his unwitting little sister the next. DV, feel free to correct me. But you won't.


oh shit!!!

Denmark Vesey said...

Damn Sheikh.

You go hard bruh.

Damn.

You worse than me.

Ill?

A faggot?

Nah. Nahhhh. Nah. Man.

That's harsh.

But he is a victim of his times.

I have doubts about his ability to bond with a woman, marry her and make a baby.

Cat as fly as Ill would have done it by now if it was in him.

Maybe I'm wrong.

Either way.

We shall see.

ILLMATH said...

Come to think of it, DV. You did say brothas who ain't married are de facto homos. Meanin' brothas who'se dating are de facto homos. An' you're calling me the dating type. So I'se a fag in yo eyes. Damn, DV.

Sheikh Ali said...

I have doubts about his ability to bond with a woman, marry her and make a baby.

...sounds a lot like

"being single is 80% of being gay"


Come on ILL, why you so surprised? You been a steady visitor here for what 3-4 years? You referred to yourself as fam.

You know DV as well as anyone here. All that bullshit he just spit about you being a victim of the times was to spare your feelings. So, as long as you're a visitor here, I'm sure our host will remain gracious to you. Just know that in the depths of his heart, you're not good enough for his sister, largely because he thinks you're gay.


He's probably right.

Sheikh Ali said...

You ever know a homo
Who was the only one who didnt know
That it wasn't exactly normo
To watch tranny porno?

Manicured nails finger and toe
Yet claims to pack a fo fo
Says on occassion or so
Has even moved some yayo

Nigga's beyond lame-o
And dresses like a rainbow
But always constantly claims yo
That he's "bangin chicks" like JLo

Thinks that shit is slick so Braggin on his little dick tho
Not understanding the repro-
Cussions make him the anti-hero.

Anti-husband, anti-father, anti-progressive thinker.
Still claimed to be straight.
Even wit a dick in his sphincter.

ILLMATH said...

You go by the moniker Chic Ali and accuse me of being gay? The NERVE. SNAP!