Saturday, December 24, 2011

The Fake Revolution Will Be Televised

You will  be able to stay home, brother.
You will be able to plug in, turn on and cop out.
You will be able to lose yourself in weed, liquor and prozac
You will be able to skip out for beer during commercials.
Because ... the Fake Revolution will be televised.

The Fake Revolution will be televised.
The Fake Revolution will be televised.
The Fake Revolution will be brought to you by Facebook and Google
The Fake Revolution will appear on your wall and scroll across your Blackberry
The Fake Revolution will flash you video of Obama reading a teleprompter while parroting instructions from Hillary Clinton, David Rockefeller and The Bilderbergers
The Fake Revolution will save the oil rich Libyan 'rebels' from the evil dictator Muamar Gaddafi.

The Fake Revolution will be televised.
The Fake Revolution will be televised.
The Fake Revolution will be brought to you by
Fox News & NPR and will star Ann Coulter and Chris Matthews.
The Fake Revolution will tell you GMO is safe
The Fake Revolution will make you forget your diabetes
The Fake Revolution will blur your gender and sterilize your children because population control is necessary to save the planet.
The Fake Revolution will be televised
The Fake Revolution will be televised
The Fake Revolution will be televised, Brother.

9 comments:

Amenta said...

Yep yep! True.

Usama Bin Laden said...

Insha'allah, the stupid Americans whom we gloriously fought in Afghanistan will arm us in Libya.

http://pajamasmedia.com/blog/rebel-commander-in-libya-fought-against-u-s-in-afghanistan/1/

Abdel-Hakim al-Hasidi said...

ROFLMAQAF (Rolling on the Floor laughing my Al-Qaida Ass Off)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/africaandindianocean/libya/8407047/Libyan-rebel-commander-admits-his-fighters-have-al-Qaeda-links.html

Al Zawahiri said...

Me too!!!!ROFLMAQAF

http://dailyplanetdispatch.com/al-qaeda-plundering-weapons-amid-libya-chaos/857339/

Abdulmonem Hresha said...

Sushhhh, you three. "We've been working secretly till this moment..."

http://www.cnn.com/2011/WORLD/africa/03/25/libya.islamists/index.html

Paul Wolfowitz said...

It gets even better!!!!

http://polidics.com/cia/top-ranking-cia-operatives-admit-al-qaeda-is-a-complete-fabrication.html

Douglas Feith said...

Americans are soooooo stupid!!!!

http://whatreallyhappened.com/WRHARTICLES/fakealqaeda.php

cadeveo said...

Yep. Stage managed from the outset. I still don't think Qadaffi is a noble leader, but that is besides the point. He is being taken out for reasons that have nothing to do with what he has, hasn't or may or may not do to his people. Farrakhan got that much right and I agree with your reading on the game afoot, DV. If the guy they put in Qadaffi's place is worse, the Powers That Beast will not bat an eye so long as they are getting on with their goals.

Barack Obama said...

I wish Cynthia McKinney would shut up!

http://english.pravda.ru/opinion/columnists/27-03-2011/117349-Ghaddafi_hero_for_African_rights_and_liberation-0/