He makes me so mad too CNu. I don't like him. He aint even got no proof that natural unprocessed food and medicine is a way to prevent disease. He just make this stuff up. He don't be gettin' that from the doctors.
Last year I asked Denmark Vesey to help me start a club. You know. So he could ... you know... Like help with the aesthetics and stuff ... that's all. And, and, and he told me "he wasn't feeling it!". He said no! He told me he "he wasn't feeling it!" Can you believe that?
I heard DV tell some girls that he was the "Blackest Kid in Middle School!" How he know that? He can't prove that! What's he talking about? He think he smarter than me. I bet you I get a better grade on the PSAT than he do! I can't believe people be listening to him. When we went to the nurse to get flu shots, he was the only kid in the class with a note that said he didn't have to get it. He got an exemption. Like he special. My momma say his momma won't be happy until he get a disease. Talking 'bout dey don't trust the government!
DMG, do you know what his momma packed in his lunch last week? .... A vegetable sandwich! Yup! Can you believe that? Fresh vegetables too! No ham. No Doritos. No frozen pizza. I told him they trying to be white and elitist.
What he say?
He said "Shut up Jigaboo" ... and then he went and hollered at some bitches.
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Meet me in the morning and we can go hang outside his house.
OK.
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I2I on this new edition to your visual collection Brother DV
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Pg5B42oQLmM/TTJ4z7_o3wI/AAAAAAAAQEs/pXj9xkbhD58/S1600-R/ital.jpg
rotflmbao,
Chalk up another week of
c.l.O.W.N.i.n.g
the wackest joto on the net...,
He said "Shut up Jigaboo" and then he went and hollered at some bitches.
roflmao! dv you are 1 crazy motherfucker!!
Not LIKE YOU? Are you kidding? You are good for at least 2 or 3 belly laughs a day.
meet me in the morning and we can hang outside his house!
This was a tear jerker. A much needed laugh after a hectic week.
Dv, whose that beautiful sista on the right side of the blog. The first picture. She gorgeous.
DV,
Instant Classic!!! This made me think of Chief Two Eagles comment to the U.S. Government Officials. LOL!!
DV you a bad muthaf@cka!!!
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Indian Chief "Two Eagles" was asked by a white U.S. government official, "You have observed the white man for 90 years. You've seen his wars and his technological advances. You've seen his progress, and the damage he's done."
The Chief nodded in agreement.
The official continued, "Considering all these events, in your opinion, where did the white man go wrong?"
The Chief stared at the government official then replied, "When white man find land, Indians running it, no taxes, no debt, plenty buffalo, plenty beaver, clean water. Women did all the work, Medicine man free. Indian man spend all day hunting and fishing; all night having sex."
Then the chief leaned back and smiled, "Only white man dumb enough to think he could improve system like that."
Be well,
Soulijah Story
CLASSIC!! LOL
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