Tuesday, November 30, 2010

Scared Healthy



They should shoot a dietary version of Scared Straight.

At a hospital.

Bunch of patients with chronic diseases talking to young obese consumers of Plantation food:

"Do you eat pork motherfucker!?
You like that High Fructose Corn Syrup don't you!?"

"Come here you little fat Count Chocula eatin' sonofabitch! "

"You want to end up like me you little soda-pop sippin bastard?!  I'm 44 years old and suffer from congestive heart failure! Pulmonary embolism! Polycystic ovarian syndrome and Gastro esophageal reflux!!  Keep eatin' that shit you eatin' and your gonna be layin' your ass right up here in this hospital room with me!"

9 comments:

chosen said...

"you like that high fructose corn syrup don't you?!"

LMAO!! dv, you'z a fool! but low-key, you're probably right ... be blessed :)

Denmark Vesey said...

ChoooooZen!

lol ... man. That HFS is pure evil in the liquid form.

the good nurse said...

laughing to keep from crying....


God help our people.

D.SMITH said...

DV, man, I might have to create a mock "Scared Healthy", wheel a big screen TV up in this bitch and show it to the patients...AND the staff.

Why are there nurses working up in here looking like homeboy in the picture laid up in the chair?

Granted it's just administering drugs, sucking out fat and cutting up folks, but how in all the hell can a 280+ woman with a gut down to her knees and titties on her back provide any sort of "healthcare" to anyone else?

I'd be like that white dude on the episode of The Jeffersons who got mad that Florence saved his life when he found out she was black...

Anonymous said...

I'd be like that white dude on the episode of The Jeffersons who got mad that Florence saved his life when he found out she was black...
rofl!!

the good nurse said...

LMAO @ Dsmith!


u aint neva lied..i have seen nurses and other "healthcare professionals" who have the audacity to try and tell others how to be healthy..i am like, "for real?"

that is equivalent to a beautician with his/her hair tore the hell up all the time!

Anonymous said...

As though these people don't have mirrors. As though they've never heard from anybody that their obesity was killing them.

Scared healthy my ass. Most of these obese people WATCHED their obese parents eat themselves to death. How do you think your "Scared Healthy" video presentation and self righteous ass are going to change their habits, by telling them shit they already know? Man keep your ass in medical records.

These people have to want to change first.

Anonymous said...

These people have to want to change first.

um. wouldn't witnessing people actually suffer from degenerative disease be a motivation for obese kids to change their eating habits just like watching men suffer the indignities of prison motivate a juvenile delinquent to change their criminal habits?

duh?

Anonymous said...

Anony II,

Umm...do you think these people have NOT "witnessed people actually suffer from degenerative disease" as children? Most of their mama's are "big" women, with high blood pressure, kidney disease, going blind, having heart attacks. If it were a motivation for obese kids to change their eating habits, there'd be no obese kids.

And about prisons scaring juveniles to "go straight"...sheeeiit, some of those young cats see prison like prep school kids see Ivy League universities.

Don't mistake the motivations of rational people to work on people with irrational behaviors...like bad eating habits and selling drugs.

The threat of a bad outcome doesn't deter all people. If it did the lady smoking cigarrettes through a hole in her neck would have caused millions of 16 year olds to quit cold turkey. The anti-meth ad campaign would have stopped the use of meth in it's tracks.

Get it?