Wednesday, May 19, 2010

CNu and DMG. The Mad Bloggers

CNu don't pay any attention to DV. He's an asshole.
I know DMG. But he makes me so mad!
He makes me mad too. But fuck him. He won't listen to me and I have an MD!
He's just so ... so ... vain! Calls himself "The Blackest Man on Internet!" He got that idea from Lyndon LaRouche!! And all these people listen to him!
I know I know. Pisses me off too. But they will learn one day. Their appendix is going to explode and they will need my services. Let's see if they call him with his chia seeds and natural food!
I know he's right about vaccines DMG. I'm sorry dude, but he is. And yes GMO is definitely a eugenics tool. It definitely sterilizes people and yes the whole 'Global Warming' thing was a hoax. Even the H1N1 "pandemic" turned out to be a fraud too.
CNu!
I'm sorry DMG. But come on! They said hundreds of thousands would die, they sold billions worth of toxic vaccines and it turned out to be milder than the regular flu. The drug companies made a fortune.
Yeah I know. But, but but it's still winter time in South America and we don't have those figures yet and
Whatever Doc! It was a hoax.
OK CNu. OK. At least I didn't say abortion doesn't matter because a 'child is not a person' until they were 7 years old.
They aren't people because ensoulment doesn't happen until the first grade!
Sure. If you say so. Well, it seems you have high blood pressure. I'm going to write you a prescription for a diuretic, a beta-blocker and some angiotensin converting enzyme inhibitors. Remember! MSG, High Fructose Corn Syrup and cloned factory meat is to only be eaten in
Yeah Yeah I know. "Moderation". What about this other thing Doc?
I'm going to refer you to a buddy of mine and we'll see if he can schedule you for surgery to do something about these tits. Now stand up and spread your ass cheeks. I've got to stick my finger in there to check for cancer.
What if you find something?
Well you've got choices: Cipro, Prednisone maybe Flomax. They are all good and will cost you about $100 per month.
.... I hate Denmark Vesey. I'm never going back.
Yeah yeah. I know. You and Mike Fisher say that every 2 weeks.
You too!
Well I only come back because I'm kicking his ass. That's different!

20 comments:

DMG said...

That's a nice fiction. Do what you need to do to sleep through the night without nightmares of having your ass beat in your own spot, in front of god, wife, children, and everybody.

Kind of emasculating isn't it?

Anonymous said...

OMG!!!!roflmao

.... I hate Denmark Vesey. I'm never going back.

Yeah yeah. I know. You and Mike Fisher say that every 2 weeks.

You too!

HotmfWax said...

DV,

"and yes the whole 'Global Warming' thing was a hoax."-from above

They ain't done yet Bra!

Check out what the Technocrats came up with:

Click here

Most idiotic global warming headline ever:

The Canadian-

"Over 4.5 billion people could die from Global Warming related causes by 2012, as planet Earth accelarates [sic] into a greed-driven horrific catastrophe."

A recent scientific theory called the “hydrate hypothesis” says that historical global warming cycles have been caused by a feedback loop, where melting permafrost methane clathrates (also known as “hydrates”) spur local global warming, leading to further melting of clathrates and bacterial growth.

In other words, like western Siberia, the 400 billion tons of methane in permafrost hydrate will gradually melt, and the released methane will speed the melting. The effect of even a couple of billion tons of methane being emitted into the atmosphere each year would be catastrophic.


SEND MONEY OR ELSE!!!

OR ELSE WE WILL FU#K YOU UP WITH SCIENCE.

LIKE HYDRATE HYPOTHESIS.


-By the way, the “hydrate hypothesis” is a weeks old scientific theory, and is only now being discussed by global warming scientists. I suggest you Google the term.


mmmmm............

hydrate hypothesis illuminates DV. Kills 4.5 BIllion before 2012? WTF?

Lawdy......I love Techno.

DMG said...

MOTI,

Isn't it uncomfortable to walk, or sit down, or go about your day with Wax's eager nose shoved so far up your ass that he's actually at risk for blocking not only your colon but YOUR appendiceal lumen and causing YOU to get would be a first for iatrogentic appendicitis?

Sycophantic foreign body large bowel obstruction. You wouldn't mind if I published that would you?

Wax could be 102

Damn Wax, give the brother some space.

Anonymous said...

i've never read anything so funny in my life.

HotmfWax said...

DMG-

Your game of avoiding the "content" ain't a good look.

"Global warming, ah , ah let me throw some insults, because I can't defend the content- out , ah , quick, got to be funny."

Dude I give you a little credit on that one. At least you kept it medical and not your usual sexual explicit homo humor.

I was beginning to wonder.

DMG said...

What, because I have no interest in discussing the ravings of a lunatic?

Don't get all offended. You fools pull this same shit whenever I stoop to your level and throw punches that hurt.

I understand that I'm supposed to be the meek bookish physician that you knuckleheads can crack on. Get over it. I ain't that cat.

Just doing what I learned in the Corps:

Locate, close with and destroy the enemy by fire and maneuver, and to repel the enemy's assault by fire and close-combat. I've just adapted it to verbal battles and debates.

By the way, I don't stop. I don't surrender. Not in my nature.

Don't care if it offends you...or makes you cry. You may be that "Peaceful" warrior...I'm not. Stupidity and ignorance are my enemies. Stop being stupid and ignorant, and we can be cool. Just like that. I'm not a mean guy...and remember, I'd have to care that you exist to hate you. I don't. Is that cold? Probably.

Big Man said...

Interesting article on a topic we discussed a while back with Myron Rolle and the Rhodes Scholarship.

HotmfWax said...

Holy crap,

You really do have post traumatic stress disorder.:)

DMG,

seriously take what ugly black john told you into action.

Go back and re read some of your post.

This is not iraq. Not a battle field.

Make me cry? No man the only crying I feel like doing is for your soul dude.

WHO ARE YOU ANGRY WITH?

Just for me one time Bra....Post something positive.

Try it.


Just once.

It ain't hard.

I am starting to feel sorry for you man.

are you this way all the time?- jeez

DMG said...

Wax,

Why don't you take what I've told you into practice. Why don't you go and I don't know taken an anatomy class. See how your body works for yourself. Learn a little chemistry, etc. Because right now, you are nothing more than a clown to me. You are my punching bag. Whenever I write to you, it's for my own enjoyment. Nothing else. You've already proven that you are an idiot over and over again...and you know what? It's all in your own writing.

It's sad really. What pushed you so far into stratosphere? Why do you cling to one false prophet after another? One fad after another. What are you looking for? A miracle cure for something? You know sometimes there is no cure but death. That's sad to say, but it's true.

How does one sink to the level of desperation where you are right now that would cause you to grasp at straws? I'm honestly really curious right now. Not trying to insult or battle you.

Anonymous said...

rofl

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Anonymous said...

THAT WAS FUNNY!!!!

LOL!!!

I have to say I do appreciate your presence here DMG (not being sarcastic). You are arguing another perspective. It's not like I know the opposing argument to whatever may be posted concerning medicine. Your posts are read and contemplated along with the opposing view. You be on some funny sh!t yourself.

But back to this thread joint. That is some funny material!!! If you didn't laugh you tripp'n! I mean it's on some ol' "...and it don't stop, like Toyota" funny!!!
Knowing everyone's temperament is what really sets it OFF!!! I was laugh'n & cough'n!!! [Pollen allergies] I'm suppose to be work'n but this is classic!!! LOL!!!

Anonymous said...

Just doing what I learned in the Corps:

Locate, close with and destroy the enemy by fire and maneuver, and to repel the enemy's assault by fire and close-combat. I've just adapted it to verbal battles and debates.

By the way, I don't stop. I don't surrender. Not in my nature. -DMG

See, that's what I'm talk'n 'bout DMG. You be on some hilarious stuff yourself!

"Locate, close with and destroy the enemy by fire and maneuver, and to repel the enemy's assault by fire and close-combat."-DMG

Beautiful! That's just how them cornball a$$ ex-military coons sound that you mock'n.

They be on some, "All I need is a bowie knife & a piece of yawn to sneak into enemy camp." Nahmean!

"When I was in the military we use to blink for sleep" type sh!t." You hit the nail right on the head with that impersonation. Them ol' G.I. Joe corball/ask not what your country can do for you/sleep walkers.

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DMG said...

Gee-Chee,

You talking to yourself? You seem to be the only one laughing. What's it called when you laugh at your own jokes and nobody laughs with you?

Anonymous said...

Nah, my posts kept disappearing. All out of sequence.

The Doc said...

*Quotes the white boy from the movie of the same name* "You suckers got served."

Sorry, y'all but you gotta gi' it up, that's some funny ish.

Denmark Vesey said...

LOL!

Gee. Doc!

Glad ya'll got a sense of humor.

I think DMG and CNu do too. So it's all good.

Anonymous said...

LMAO.....call it what you want but, that shit was funny as hell. give em a break Blast.....they are trying to come around...without you knowing....hahaha!

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kid blaze