Fellas ... Bra!Aight. Aight! Enough!
Stop sending me texts, emails, Facebooks, instant messages and Morris Codes about the white girl.
No more long ass voice mails talking about: "Good God Almighty". Stop offering me money for "Mariannes contact info". Stop telling me what sex acts you would do to various parts of her body and analogizing it to eating sweet greasy food.
Stop the long long exhales combined with the slow-motion head shake / fist pound on the table.
I know I know .... "brabrabra brabrabra brabrabra"
But ya'll go too far. Stop asking me "is she Black?" Negro, you know she aint Black!
What you want me to tell you? She's African? From a remote tribe of phat pink toe nomads who herd cows near the summit of Mt. Kilimanjaro?
All the beautiful sistas swing through DV.net and ya'll Plantation Negros do a spit-take for the first white girl with 46 inch titties who falls through the spot. Um. um. um. You need to be ashamed of yourselves.
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DV is that you? Sure doesn't sound like it...
oh and she looks Black to me... I'd hit it but wouldn't wife it..I Actually if she's white I wouldn't even hit it...I don't do fat white girls but I do do thick Black girls and latinas :)
ROFLMAO!!!!
White girl? So THIS girl is white...and the girl with the watermelons a couple of months ago is black.
Interesting.
Yeah, I mean THIS ONE.
I think they're both black...LOL
Doc, doc, doc...., that heffa with those watermelons is po.as.a.snake and thinner than skimmed-piss.
Tell-tale symptoms of the veganic malnutrition and generalized psychological malfunction(s) aggressively marketed hereabouts.
Cult programming begins - as you're likely well aware - with malnutrition and the mental instability that that oftentimes entails.
DV!!! First of all my man, it's MORSE code, not Morris. And speaking of Morris, I ain't down with the Jungle Love for this particular chick...just doesn't look appealing to me. I know she got big titrus fruit and all that, but c'mon man. Come on man. And oh yeah, I'm not referring to you as the "sharecroppin' ass" neither...that brother Gee Chee got a kick out of it though. Shorty mighta got them joints off that robot chicken though...steroided up breasts and whatnot.
LOL! Brothas are funny, DV be straight wit your boys and tell 'em who dat is.
"thinner than skimmed piss" CNu
ROFL, you need to do some standup bruv.
DSMIF!!!
LOL. My fault man. Morse Code! Dot Dot Dash.
Thank you bra. Thank you.
I mean. It's all I can do to not laugh in the faces of these "Show Me The Study" Negros incapable of exercising critical thought.
Sharecroppers who once harvested agricultural products for the Plantation now harvest genetically modified crops of memes.
Little factory Frankenstein chickens now have titties bigger than the chick in this flick and the Plantation MD ... needs a study ... to tell him eating food soaked in estrogen might be the reason most of his male patients now have cleavage.
No Cephus I don't need a "study". I just need you to answer a question...you know like a man...isn't that what you told CNu a couple of weeks ago? Did you really think I forgot about you trying to pass off your Watermelon girl as "black" because it was convenient for your "argument"?
Actually the ethnic identity of either girl doesn't matter to me. They can be whomever or whatever they choose. I'm sure they change when it's convenient to whatever point you think you are making.
If you all still want to go by the one drop rule, that's fine, just say so.
Just don't to tell me this girl is black.
LMAO @ skim-piss, CNu!!
I could go either way on the girl's race... Good for her for having the guys on DV.net harassing you for her info.
Maybe they just like titties....lol
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