"Aight I get it, I was thinking of 'fat' not 'moobs', I've seen pics of Marathas and Rajput. I think DV needs to flesh out his anti-moob meme a li'l more cuz various things can cause them and differentiate btwn the unsightly and the 'passable' ones." Kay DubDenmark Vesey said ...
flesh out?anti-"moob"?
"moob" as in man + boob = oxymoron.
My "Conspiracy Theory" is quite simple.
1) Men are not supposed to have titties.
2) When they do, something is wrong.
3) Eating cloned meat with genetically engineered breasts (chickens with DDDD titties) is the obvious culprit.
4) If there is a better explanation please post a link.
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OK. I don't get it
the picture of the 6'2", 245 lb brother who could knock DeeVee skrate the phuk out of his hand-cut flannel, side-vented Brioni suit - is sposed to illustrate moobies - in DeeVee's mind moobies are the Gawd-ordained punishment for the sin of eating factory-farmed pork sausage instead of little dried up vegetable rolls for breakfast...,
'the picture of the 6'2", 245 lb brother who' ...
would stay in his muhfuggin place.
Just like CNu would.
DV makes the poked out lips of even the most rabid haters break out into a smile of divine recognition.
As far as the "Dudes With Titties Is Normal" meme,
I don't get it either Kimberly.
But I'm getting a kick out of the grand irony of the Revenge of The Cloned Animals.
The people who eat them find themselves slowly turn into what they eat.
Genetically manipulated sexually distorted meat.
the Buddha, Indra, an-alla-dem Kshatriya warriors musta been grubbin-up on some ancient vedic GMO swine then.
cause if the depictions of them and the physical signs relating to their nature are to be believed, they were some large, thick, ass-whoopin, moobie-havin muhphuggahs....,
them little bony-assed, vegetarian Dravidians got all they shit taken away and didn't have a prayer.
matter fact, you see pitiful little shriveled up vegetarians, tiny in stature, shuffling around in most every large Indian city begging for a few rupees to this very day.
Are the images of the fat/laughing Buddha not symbolic of prosperity and happiness? As far as I know those images are not Siddartha Gautama, but Pu-tai. A Chinese monk whose - some say the belly represents the abundance of tolerance and happiness not the physical body.
Apart from one, I've never seen pics of fat Kshatriya Warriors, the ones I've seen are of relatively fit men - can you post a link?
DV,
Playing some golf today and hitting it on the iphone. Last week I was accused of being reactionary and not reading the "deep thought" of what subby was really saying in the aforemetioned statement by rig. I just read it again and "cant really get a summary out of his flow", therefore can you break it down for me? I think that I have now come to a conclusion after reading it 3 times but again I might be putting words into his mouth.
Also subby, what is your take on Cass Sunstein and John P. Holdren?
here you go KW....and the god of war himself for good measure.
Shrivled up vegans is sadly true. Since I was in the Bay for a long time, there were quite a few people who lived veg and vegan lifestyles and a few restaurants that catered to their needs. The ovo or lacto ovo vegs tended to be thin but healthy in general.
But over the age of about sixty, most vegan women I've seen are hunched over with osteoporosis and they are very skinny. Some older male veganists get emaciated too. Like I said on another thread KW, a vegan cannot get all his nutrients without supplementation. A whole food eater CAN get all his nutrients through his food.
This is why those vegan athletes are a synthetic example of an unnatural diet, because without vitamin B12 supplementation, calcium and other things they wouldn't be able to do their sports or live healthy for longer than 1-2 years anyway.
OH and DV this is for you! I looked up Karyn Calabrese and saw some interviews and I don't think the diet she is advocating is healthy in the long run. The other thing is that she advocates high, high raw but yet its okay to use a dehydrator to make nut crust, and the dehydrator heats foods up to 140 degrees, certainly foods aren't raw when they come out of one!
How many vitamins and supplements do you and your wife and kids take a day DV?
LOL!
Aight I get it, I was thinking of 'fat' not 'moobs', I've seen pics of Marathas and Rajput. I think DV needs to flesh out his anti-moob meme a li'l more cuz various things can cause them and differentiate btwn the unsightly and the 'passable' ones.
Ah Mahndisa, you really got it in for vegans ; 0.
A vegan life is sustainable and sustaining even for athletes; there's a site called veganathletes.com which is down right now, but on there I've found some useful tips and motivation for myself; I run for fun & exercise, not professionally.
There is little evidence that a vegetarian diet causes osteoporosis. Here's an article
No, I didn't say that a veg diet caused osteoporosis. I said that the ovo lacto veggers were far healthier than their vegan counterparts at a certain age. I said that a vegan diet can cause osteoarthritis and pervasive B12 deficiency if you don't supplement. A vegan life is unnatural because you require supplementation. You truly cannot get everything you need from your food. No, I don't have it in for vegans at all; I do think that many of them that I've met are self righteous assholes but that is more or less due to zealots which don't represent the whole of all vegans;)
On a serious level even a Vegetarian Society page says that you must supplement with B12 if you are vegan or non lacto ovo veg. You cannot get B12 otherwise. It also goes on to state that the B12 sources from spirulina and algae are not really B12 but B12 analogs which actually inhibit uptake of actual B12 and can mess up your metabolism. This is scientifically proven.
Yea some vegans can be 1xtra and get all righteous; I used to be like that but my Pops wasn't havng none o'that. I still have my moments, but only when I feel vegans are under attack.
Here some funny info from the link you posted:
Human faeces can contain significant B12. A study has shown that a group of Iranian vegans obtained adequate B12 from unwashed vegetables which had been fertilised with human manure. Faecal contamination of vegetables and other plant foods can make a significant contribution to dietary needs, particularly in areas where hygiene standards may be low. This may be responsible for the lack of aneamia due to B12 deficiency in vegan communities in developing countries.
....I guess Irani vegans are au naturelle ; ). There is an ongoing argument about the neccessity of B12 even on veg sites, but all of them recommend fortified foods or supplements - I skip on that and I shouldn't, but pills aren't really my thing and I take comfort in that it's especially neccessary for pregnant women and kids.
Yeah, I tripped off the Iranian vegan stuff. But I've read on quite a few sites that it is fecal contamination and also contamination from insects and their eggs which provide the necessary nutrients to folks in the third world who eat vegan or veg. In the end, it is all about the cycle of life and death and how we integrate ourselves into it. I must admit that how some animals are treated in feed lots really bothers me because I live in a place where we have orchards, farms, ranches and FEEDLOTS. The feedlots smell up the air for five miles around in each direction! The pasture grazing cows don't smell though. It's funny how all of us are trying to do the right thing by our bodies and souls yet have slightly divergent thoughts about how to achieve that goal. Best wishes in your quest:) Ironically, I wrote these things the past week when I was on a vegan detox diet. heheheheheheh!
these vegans look pretty good.
http://www.eatrundoyoga.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/11/gonzalezPETA-300_299117c.jpg
Discipline
Titties
BPA's also may cause "Moobs".
DV,
Bra, don't front. You know and I know there are several causes of moobs. Your argument is restricted to a specific kind of moobs of which 99% is due to weight gain when fat accumulates on the pecks.
It is not the singular cause: hormonal imbalances, kidney failure and chronic liver disease can also cause moobs, as can not exercising - some guys are of slim-medium build but have little bitty A-cups. Use of anabolic steroids or bodybuilding can create them too.
Before you attribute all of these causes to the modern Plantation lifestyle; peep the links Nulan posted and tell me whatchu think of them Indian warriors, are those 'wrong, unnatural' breasts or just a little flesh on the chest?
And just so you know, I'm not champion that brother in the pic; I don't consider his body to be attractive in the least bit.
hormonal imbalances, kidney failure and chronic liver disease KW
^^Classic Plantation Diet Consequences.
Indian warriors?
I don't know about all that.
But I do know why the majority of cloned chicken and pig eating Negros suddenly grew TaTas over the past 20 or so years.
You don't know abt them warriors, click the link
But
...you do know since forever, like +++++20 years, like pre-Plantation, male babies have li'l titties don't ya?
...you do know bodybuilding causes anutha typa non-fatty moobs, don't ya? even vegan bodybuilders get 'em too rite?
This might help in the reduction of the Moobs.
Hot of the news press today!!!!
splice with the gene from mice to reduce shit!!!
Report: Canada to approve GM 'enviropigs'
OTTAWA, Feb. 19 (UPI) -- A Canadian government department is poised to approve genetically modified pigs for the food supply, the Canwest News Service reported Friday.
Sources told the agency Environment Canada will announce approval of the strain known as "enviropigs" Saturday.
The strain would then need approval from Health Canada before the pigs enter the food market.
The Yorkshire pigs were developed by researchers in Ontario at the University of Guelph, who spliced in genes from mice to decrease the amount of phosphorus produced in the pigs' dung, the report said.
The genetic modification means the new strain of pigs produce 30 to 65 percent less phosphorus in their waste, which has been problematic in surface and groundwater around large livestock operations, Canwest said.
Steven Liss, associate vice-president for research at the University of Guelph, said an application has also been sent to the U.S. Food and Drug Administration, but he had no idea how long it would take to get a response.
KW, we call what the bodybuilder has 'man breasts'. Man tits are moobs. Man breasts are healthy and nice.heheheheheheh
Nah Mahndisa, that dude's aren't attractive.
Oh the diversity of taste in human aesthetics makes life wonderful doesn't it? I think the guy is attractive, so it just goes to show that we don't all have the same ideal of beauty. Just like my husband likes a thicker woman with fair skin like me, on the other hand other men might find a different model attractive:)
True, true. I prefer leaner guys, like Kanye or Usher or the lanky type ; )
How thick is thick? From your pic y'don't look it...Unless y'comparing y'self to our girl, Rosario Dawson.
Kanye or Usher? Yeah, I prefer Phillip Michael Thomas style, a brown skinned creole man or David Caruso, a redhead. I've always been that way. As to thick...I am thickset and that picture is five years old where I weighed eight pounds less;) I need to change my picture to show what I really look like now. I have always been thickset and did sprints and hurdles many years ago. To see more how I look in 3D, here is an older video of me.
My hair is in a natural now and I pretty much otherwise look the same, and yes I am pretty animated;)
You like David Caruso on CSI?
Girrrl y'cant be for real!
Nah, I'm sure you love the character he plays; Horatio the forensic not Caruso. My sister's the same way - I really don't get it! At least to make up for that error (lol) she also likes Gary Dourdan and Adam Rodriguez.
You shoot; wow!
*dead* @ "I would have hurt him very, very badly"
LOL. You're a baaad shot! I don't think I could tho', I'm too scared and I'm all abt non-violence. Yea I know self-defence, survival and all that, but not me.
I think you still look alrite tho' ; )
Heh! No KW, I honestly DO like the way David Caruso looks. I like his features and the vibracy of his hair; it is beautiful to me. Similarly Phillip Michael Thomas's smooth complexion and curly hair with long eye lashes is attractive to me as well. My husband is of the same mold as Phillip Michael Thomas so I am pleased!
I know you are more about non violence and as much shit as I may tease you about here, think that it is an admirable philosophy.
We are made differently and that is why Earth is such a cool place. My Mother is more veg oriented and more of a pacifist as well. Me, I am a warrior woman!
Don't get me wrong, shooting is scary too; especially if the gun doesn't quite aim properly (eg GLOCKS!) and the noise is so loud. I haven't gone shooting since the birth of my son though. We still make it to the mountains with him. I will post some snow pics up from the other day on my blog. I guess I should put more pics up because humans are more visually driven;)
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