Thursday, February 04, 2010

Conspiracy Theories 9 Official Theories 0

Big Man said ...
I totally agree with this statement. I think a lot of what DV posits makes sense on a certain level, but often he loses me with the massive conspiracy thing. Then again, stranger things have happened.


Denmark Vesey
said ...
Why you frontin' Big Poppa? I can't believe your chutzpa. Conspiracy theories are so bourgeois. So cliched ... so comme çi, comme ça.

Not your boy. Nah. I'm exposin' Plantation Negros to Jah. The shit I spit make squaws come out their bras even makes haters guffaw and hurrah. Look deep into my retina. You'll seee DV is pa poppa and Pasha. My babby call me dada. You can call me The Black Shah. My memes are caviar from Russia. I salsa at my villa in Costa Rica. It was me who told ya GMO will give ya nausea.

The problem is I'm spoilin' ya.
I give away for free what I should be chargin' ya. Hit up your Visa. The complexion is mocha. I speak truth like the Torah, pray like I'm in Mecca. My flow is lava my intellect does yoga. Till we find out who put AIDS in Africa. No Monkey Virus In My Babies Plasma. Me tell de doctor dem, "Na Na". I'm a man not a Gabon. God made this rye_huh.

Not bloggin', creating mantras
hotter than magma. Your future I already foresaw. To your imagination this is a spa. Blog got style like the Casbah. Country Negras need to be on HeeHaw. Flow in English, French and patois.

Know another cat getting down like moi?
Painting pictures like voila? Shedding light like Ta da?

Drop a link.

My good brother Big Man. I'm not pushing conspiracy theories. I'm showing cats what they already believe IS a conspiracy theory.

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