Monday, December 07, 2009

Tiger ... All Them Ho's ... And Not 1 Sista? Boy You Must Have Bumped Your Head

I've got this theory. Men ... need to be the blackest person in any relationship. Black "challenged" brothers (men not as secure in their blackness) tend to gravitate towards pink toes. (I aint gonna say no names. DMG)

30 comments:

Anonymous said...

LMBAO.. DV u right but you aint right!

DMG said...

"That boy's good!!"

Anonymous would cheer for "Sexual Chocolate" too...

the good nurse said...

"coming to america"...one of my fav movies!

Denmark Vesey said...

You aint lyin' Sista Nurse.

Watched it last Saturday night with my boys. They laughed till tears ran down their faces.

KonWomyn said...

DV,

Why the pic Bra??? It hurts the eyes!...from a female perspective.

the good nurse said...

DV!
is that not one of the most beautiful fims? i love it...and so does my son. who by the way had a "fender bender" last friday....man, i tell ya...

kdub,
why is the pic hurting your eyes? just wondering...

KonWomyn said...

tgn
clicking on this site and being visually assaulted by some bootylicious female was unexpected.

the good nurse said...

LOLOLOL! i hear ya. u may run into just about anything here girl...brace yourself!

DMG said...

Somebody help me out...who is the woman in the center of this showing her bare ass? Is she one of the mistresses or is this MOTI's idea of a "sista"? If it's the latter, please explain how this woman embodies the virtues of a "sista" as you see them.

Thank you.

IWonderAsIWander said...

Whoever that "pink toe" is in the middle pic is off the hook!

Big Man said...

The one dressed like a slore looks like she isn't all-white..

makheru bradley said...

Tiger Woods is not “Black challenged.” He’s American-challenged. America is a base of the path society which literally oozes indiscriminate lust, mindless sex, and violence from the pores of its social fabric. Marriage fidelity is a real challenge in America. Survey’s reveal that as many as 50 percent of all married men have broken their fidelity vows. Approximately 40 percent of all American marriages end in divorce.

In America, entertainment is the opiate of the masses. When Joe Blow down the street gets busted by his wife because he getting in the drawers of the Waffle House waitress it falls into the category of shyt happens.

Woods is hot copy because he’s a global personality. He’s being ridiculed because his “reported” behavior totally contradicts is carefully crafted public image. And this is another opportunity for the MSM to lambaste a person who has attempted to be race-transcending, and reduce him to their self-fulfilling prophecies of Black men in America.

Unfortunately, DV is playing the same game as the MSM, reducing the self-proclaimed Cablinasian, Tiger Woods to his phenotype. The Law of the Phenotype holds that based on an individuals or groups physical characteristics, other individuals or groups (based on their socialization) make certain, and often blanket cultural and sociological assumptions about individuals or groups.

[Black "challenged" brothers (men not as secure in their blackness) tend to gravitate towards pink toes.] – DV

Thus all of these men are “Black challenged.”

http://www.afieldnegro.com/photos.html

Are we to assume that DV would give Woods a break if there was just one Black woman in his harem? The issue is obviously not infidelity. It’s who Woods allegedly engaged in extra-marital sex with and that somehow makes him “Black challenged.” That’s bovine excrement!!!!!!!!!

DMG said...

Makheru,

I have to applaud. I think "Western society" would have been a better term than "America", but since America seems to be at the vanguard, I'll go with it.

Bravo.

Thordaddy said...

Race-trancending...? A few more and this dude is legendary poacher.

Thordaddy said...

^^^Transcending

Thordaddy said...

DV...

That was the question right? What is the pattern we see? No one is going to say that tiger hates the "sistas," are they? Then the cat is poacher, no?

Thordaddy said...

Oh wait...

Radical autonomist says, "we can say he's just human."

Lol! That's deep...

uglyblackjohn said...

Back in the day...
A lot of women around town used to brag about doing Magic Johnson.
But after his anouncement of "Attaining" HIV - The comments went from;
"I did Magic:)"
to,
"I did Magic:(".

Thordaddy said...

^^^Talk about another plantation Negro. Dude did more to sabotage sexual relations in my generation than any of the most radical homosexuals.

DMG said...

MOTI,

I'm asking you straight up. Is the woman in the center with "all that ass" your version of a "sista"?

And why?

Denmark Vesey said...

"I'm asking you straight up. Is the woman in the center with "all that ass" your version of a "sista"?" Plantation Negro MD

Yes.

"Why"

Because she's the only one I would have hit.

DMG said...

DAMN!!

That was the FIRST honest answer I have seen on this blog!

Thank you. Truly. I'll save this tidbit for later.

Thordaddy said...

^^^And tiger wouldn't do that broad. Instead, he stayed all white. Isn't that "racist?" Lol... Now watch these radical autonomists argue whether a nonwhite cat doing all white chicks to the EXCLUSION OF A SISTA ISN'T really racist.

Then it's poaching... Because it sure wasn't love unless love is redefined to mean nonwhite dudes marrying white chicks and getting the benefit of oath and infidelity.

NEA said...

DV,
Why pick a black woman dressed this way and put her in the midst of these women to say he should have picked this one?

Thordaddy said...

Look, there are only three things DV can be saying.

Tiger is a racist because a real "brotha" does a "sista."

Tiger is a poaching "black" supremacist.

Or, Tiger's white wife and many white mistresses means absolutely nothing. Tiger is a radical autonomist.

The Doc said...

Ok, i'm two minds about this.

One part of me is saying hell, at least Tiger Woods is knocking down top notches. Y'know, that's the unabashed man in me being his ol' chauvinistic self. These broads look like models, so I can't knock his hustle. But obviously, the way these bitches are like a shady alibi (can't hold water for shit) something was still definitely wrong in his selection process. Probably just the fact that he picks low hanging fruit with no social status who'll attach themselves to any man with money. (damn, Tiger, at least pick independently wealthy chicks who don't have to rat you out for their supper.)

And secondly, DV, I gotta say I sorta agree with DMG as far as the whole sistas choosing losers thing. Don't get me wrong, I love my sisters, and won't EVER change that, but I mean, look at Tiger Woods. Without the "golf" and the millions of dollars, do you know what he'd be? A nerd.

Yeah, we went over this before, the whole thugs vs. squares thing. (And if your buddy Wayne wants to spit another verse and get lyrically murdered again, tell him be my guest... Ha. :^P) But women do tend to choose (i'm not going to generalize and say all, or even most, but definitely a LOT of them do.) these jerkoff guys when they're young, they fuck off and have a lot of kids by them. Then, when they're in their mid to late thirties, this loser that was so attractive to you then isn't around anymore, or is still in the same place you met him in, and now they want to go find a responsible guy to play daddy. It's hard to not still feel burned by that, being a young guy and wanting a woman's attention, and watching the girls dote on some idiot. I say that to say this-- I can imagine Tiger being one of those guys, being attracted to sistahs, but watching them choose more thuggish guys.

And as much as I hate to admit it, whether it's true or not that stigma doesn't seem to stick to white girls as much. White girls like guys with status, sure, or money, but it's not always oh, he's gotta be some smooth talking thuggish guy.

Big Man said...

Doc

You fell for the hype.

You know who created the word "nerd?"

White boys not getting any pussy.

White women go for jocks, frat boys and all-around losers just as much as everyone else. Believe that. They just effing DIFFERENT losers than black chicks. But they all losers.

All people make effed up decisions. It's a fact. Black dude's who ain't pulling chicks need to reevaluate who they are trying to pull and why. Most of the time y'all be jocking the same silly chickenheads that everybody is trying to smash, thus making your life easier. Get you a nice pretty woman who doesn't get all the attention, a diamond in the rough. Polish that up, and you're straight.

Denmark Vesey said...

"DV,
Why pick a black woman dressed this way and put her in the midst of these women to say he should have picked this one?"

What's happening NEA? Haven't had a chance to tell you welcome to the blog. Glad you here.

Why did I pick her?

I was illustrating a point. It has to do with what Tiger could have had ... and what Tiger actually chose.

Why would a man who can fly First Class ... choose to go coach?

NEA said...

DV,
Thanks Brotha! Glad to be here.

I hear ya. No doubt in my mind she's got a better body than these other broads. But what else she got on them? That's what I was trying to get at. I think a real "Brotha" would need more than a pretty face and the Jessica Rabbit frame. But you already know that.

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