"Hey, it's Tiger. I need you to do me a huge favour. Can you please take your name off your phone," the caller tells Grubbs. "You got to do this for me. Huge. Quickly. Bye."Grubbs told the gossip weekly that she and the world's number one golfer had a long running affair. As well as the phone message, she claims to have as many as 300 text messages from Woods. Grubbs, a Los Angeles cocktail waitress, appeared briefly on VH1 show entitled, 'Tool Academy'.
A pair of the alleged texts have leaked onto the web.
"I will wear you out...when was the last time you got fucked?" one reads.
A second purported message from Woods to Grubbs: "Send me something very naughty."
7 comments:
Tiger was killin' that b*tch! I'm damn near proud of him!
sheeeeiiiitttt......,
Eldrick got access to the creme-de-la-creme top shelf poonannie in ALL THE WORLD!!!!
and the best he can do is a phuggin cocktail waitress?!?!?!?!?!
rotflmbao....,
cnu,
what exactly "creme de la creme top shelf poonannie"?
and why is it not possible for a cocktail waitress to possess it?
what exactly "creme de la creme top shelf poonannie"?
and why is it not possible for a cocktail waitress to possess it?
lol..,
very simply tgn, and in consideration of brah man's MARRIED status, creme de la creme top-shelf poonannie means a woman or women who have damn near as much to lose as Msr. Eldrick do in the event of unwanted or unintended disclosure of their EXTRAMARITAL dalliance too.
married, multi-millionairess cocktail waitresses with much to lose from unwanted disclosure of their extramarital dalliances are exceedingly few and far between.
this peasant wench grubb, clearly had nothing whatsoever to lose putting brahman's bidnis in the street. matterfact, she had everything to gain from doing so.
it's kind of like the old adage about prostitution. you don't pay prostitutes for sexual favors, rather, you pay prostitutes to discretely go away once the skeeting's done.
Wow.
Damn. CNu.
I wish I said that.
Nice.
I'm impressed.
Fuckin' Brilliant Actually.
oops.
scuse me Sista Nurse.
Truth CNu
LOL. "peasent wench grubb" goes quite nicely.
Check this out:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W6XjXIKRyw
so it is really not about the pussy. more about the ability for the woman attached to the pussy to be discreet. and have as much to loose as said whoremonger.
ok, got it.
no prob dv. i never forget i am in the company of men....
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