Saturday, June 02, 2012

Just Get The Chalk ...

makheru bradley said ...
DV, dood you couldn’t carry my jockstrap to class.

Yo rhymes have no reason
Yo lessons be out of season


Like those veggies you claimed to be pickin
When they were really cropped and Costa Rican

You think this website is some kind of school
It’s asinine, ludicrous, and taught by a fool

With a remedial mis-education
And pseudo-intellectual masturbation

Black supremacist premature ejaculation
Into enslaved hookers with no sanitation
Obviously never read a word of Hegel’s dialectic
This head-fake sewage is putrid and septic
Massive ego pumped with roids
A warped brain with a message to avoid
Hiding behind an avatar, you’re scared as Hell
That you might be exposed and forced to sell

Out more than you already do
In Charleston they’d call you Peter Prioleau
Desecrating the good name of the real Denmark Vesey
You’re really George Wilson and downright sleazy
Like I said dood—tighten your game up; it’s weak as California tap water


Denmark Vesey said ...
If I had a dime ...
for every Plantation Negro mime
who tried to outshine
DV with a rhyme ...
I’d buy a streamline turbine airline,
recline in the sunshine along a tropical shoreline ...

and cop a mansion in the Alpines ,with a view of the Rhine.

It took a thousand year bloodline
and a million stars to align,
to develop a jawline
this divine.

Take that as a sign.

So as your nappy hairline resigns
and your festering colon entwines,
keep in mind …
what’s mine is mine
and what’s yours is mine.

You heard through the grapevine.
that fired from the hipline ...
my nine will release thy mind from its confines.

DV’s the sublime byline.
Don’t whine.
Pull up your hemline.
 Sit your black assinine on the sideline.

And watch His Royal Highness realign paradigms.

Denmark Vesey is the author of intelligent design.
.
So, I’m going to tell you one time.  
And you aint gotta be Einstein. 
This aint a blog...

It’s a fuckin’ shrine. 

listen to Mike Fisher snitch ... on the line to onetime:
“Massa!! Oohhh Massa! DV got nigras eatin’ enzymes, watchin’ dey waistlines, avoiding bovine and refusing to dine on swine!! Dey won’t do shit less he cosign! He even say Supremacy is mine!! Nigga dink he fine!! He say bwak peepuh divine!! He evun say Hip Hop is fine!? He say vaccines malign!! He say don't eat food dats refined!! Aint he bweakin' de law?! Why he gotta shine witout even tryin'?! Aint he outside de guidelines!? Oooooh Massa!! I can't stand it!! Shouldn't he be confined!?"

9 comments:

CNu said...

ROTFLMBAO - whew...!!!!

CNu said...

just another day at school.....,

Undercover Black Man said...

Damn DV... you ain't gonna have no napalm left, you keep droppin' it like dat...

Anonymous said...

Damn, DV, that's SEXY!!!!

makheru bradley said...

I heard it thru the vine
you afraid to sign
Yo negro name to yo byline

Scared another negro might drop a dime
And remove yo lips from the cracka’s behind


Referencing Einstein, a Eurocentric blast
Get Cheney’s dick outta yo ass

How would you know if anything’s racial
While you’re sucking off Bush and gettin a facial

Unto himself he constructs a shrine
He needs to repair his fractured jawline

Like Big George Foreman, he’s the dope on the rope
Already punch-drunk from my left-right stroke

Every loser thinks, he can fight another round
While stumbling, reeling, and falling to the ground

Eight, Nine, Ten, it’s over
Befo you comeback, take time to get sober

OBTW, Asante Sana for the picture of Stanley Crouch. I only wish I was half as handsome as he.

Undercover Black Man said...

Like Big George Foreman, he’s the dope on the rope
Already punch-drunk from my left-right stroke


Ohhh!!

Michael Fisher said...
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Michael Fisher said...

Makheru...

"Get Cheney’s dick outta yo ass"

Oh, snap.

(Snap, snap, snap, snap, snap)

roflmao

makheru bradley said...

Glad I got upgraded from Stanley Crouch to Fred Hampton.