Being Denmark Vesey ...

This mornin' at 30,000 feet, sittin' in my first class seat, dodging the rain and the sleet, on my way to St. T, to put my golf ball on the tee, see my boy D ... had to explain to the stewardess why DV don't eat meat. Not cuz of conceat. I'm protectin' a thousand year heartbeat. Nah Miss, the ego aint petite. But as you can see, your boy is elite. What God give you don't mistreat. Gotta watch them sweets and that fuckin' Plantation deceit. Their vaccines make dudes effete and fuck up their gametes. Only eat food that is complete. Never overheat. Avoid wholewheat. Get you some buckwheat. Give dem babies da teat. DV never offbeat. Rasin' vegetarian athletes who have yet to meet defeat. When my jet touch the concrete, after I get some Vitamin D, sun and heat, I'm going to recline in my suite, pop open the M.a.c. lap t.o.p., and school DMG, The Plantation Negro MD. Sheet. I might even tweet. Then I hit the streets upbeat in some fesh linens no pleats nice and neat, go meet an greet, get summin' good for God's son to eat.