Sunday, September 12, 2010

Who Waaan Cum Tess?


Keith said...
DV, this spot is hot
but I aint forgot
That we evolved from the plantation to the block
That's why I keep my hand on my glock
cuz niggas swear they see a mark
anywhere that my escalade park

Science be a candle light in the dark
Religion is just an ill wind, sorta like the smell of a fart
And I'm no prophet, I speak truth so don't dodge it
A man turning into an owl is straight nonsense

Peace!!
KonWomyn said...
sheep bleat science works,
science works
man, science hurts,

seek Higher Essence
I am God's science,
the desire of Design
not a random mess,

call me Ises
Queen of lyrical finesse,
the nobless of the Divine,
so intelligently designed,
I got darwin n dawkins
stu-stu-stutterin' n blunderin'
in they mutterings,
of memetic illusions
the delusioned call truth,
they Cushitic brains washed, squashed, scrambled,
fried n served, like plantation greens.
Now toms mimin' massa's wack wiki memes,
shuckin 'n jivin
like they Sambo turned Dumbo,
duckin 'n divin,
from the Truth I bring on DV.net;
ye pitiful heathens naturalism's a curse in a hearse
dividin' the soul to conquer the mental
you so doped up on cracker's crack
you resist the Truth I spit;
the Truth these eyes of Ises bore witness, don't tess me bway;
a man becomes an owl when ancients possess the flesh,

boy didn'tcha know I was God turned into woman?
boy didn'tcha know I been morphing since Eve?
from Black to Brown to Yellow to Red to White.
I am Black supreme,
so beautifully designed, my name could only be; God's Godess.


Makheru Bradley said...

Da Global System of Black Supremacy
Is a strait-up asinine illegitimacy

A product of an enslaved mind
Posting pictures of nude behinds
He who demonstrates reactionary masculinity
Has weird ideas from here to infinity

Thinks the captive of imperial elitists
Is God’s Son, though he’s the weakest
President since the Peanut Farmer
The Eloquent Warlock is quite the Charmer

Married a girl from South Carolina
The White House has never seen nothin finer
The Complex and Goldman controlling his fate
Had Messy Jesse threatening to castrate

Scared as Hell of the Zionist AIPAC
He’ll never measure up to the Panther Tupac
Black folks hoping he’ll turn out great
But the spine is missing from this invertebrate

Runnin from race like a Derby Colt,
The long-legged Mack Daddy is Usain Bolt
Thordaddy
said ...

This dood above
Like Carlton on steroid
Fresher than tha prince
Some kinda new black android
Mind be like a linear program
Thought Barack Obama
Was the black man's black man
Nah fool!!!
This dood autonmist...
Doing his thang
And mr. Bradley
Sittin' back critiquin' his game
That's no shame
'Cept ur analysis
Is oh so lame
Check it...
This dood lookin' to create some grand memes
Maybe a Caliphate
Maybe a left-wing mind control machine...
But make no mistake
This prez ain't 'spandin' ur freedum
In the words of DV
U just be "dum dum..."

35 comments:

Thordaddy said...

Yo Fisher
Spit out da swisher
And ansa' the question...
Ya ain't got absolute free will
That's what I'm contestin'???
By yuh own insistence
God be compatible 
With ya' own existence
Ya still got a chance
For absolute free will
Butcha believe in evolution
So ya uh slave ta the thrill...
Of radical autonomy
Saya ain't black
Man, u killin' me...
Does it bring happiness and grace???
Or is ya stand just foolin' thee???
Masses of nigels
Be followin' yur footsteps...
Swallowin' descent with modification
Like sum Erkel school prep...
These fools wet behind da ears
These fools 'bout ta come ta tears
When they realize 
Mike been stealin' away thur year
Chasin' fantasy of evolutionary autonomy
Ain't no such thing exist
Not here
Not n all cosmology...

KonWomyn said...

sheep bleat science works,
science works
man, science hurts,
seek Higher Essence
I am God's science,
the desire of Design
not a random mess, call me Ises
Queen of lyrical finesse,
the nobless of the Divine,
so intelligently designed,
I got darwin n dawkins
stu-stu-stutterin' n blunderin'
in they mutterings,
of memetic illusions
the delusioned call truth,
they Cushitic brains washed, squashed, scrambled,
fried n served, like plantation greens.
Now toms mimin' massa's wack wiki memes,
shuckin 'n jivin
like they Sambo turned Dumbo,
duckin 'n divin,
from the Truth I bring on DV.net;
ye pitiful heathens naturalism's a curse in a hearse
dividin' the soul to conquer the mental
you so doped up on cracker's crack
you resist the Truth I spit;
the Truth these eyes of Ises bore witness, don't tess me bway;
a man becomes an owl when ancients possess the flesh,
boy didn'tcha know I was God turned into woman?
boy didn'tcha know I been morphing since Eve?
from Black to Brown to Yellow to Red to White.
I am Black supreme,
so beautifully designed, my name could only be; God's Godess.

keith said...

Intelligent design of the human race

Cant explain the flaws of the human face

Cant explain the flaws of the human spine

Only a fool would believe this is God's design

But consider evolution cuz the cause is blind

I'm throwing natural selection dead at your direction

Tell eve a fig leaf cant cover my erection

Peace!!

KonWomyn said...

boy you so lame,
viagra gon' make you insane,
if you believe in flaws then you's a flaw,
pity, the fool who knows not his own beauty,
pity the fool who knows not
that science is God's design.
While you still evolvin',
I've long been revolvin'
round the universe
spittin' verse of my birth,
see this urban cushite's a star;
the imperfect perfect constellation
of a celestial Love Divine,
my face is His Grace
my spine, 33 spikes
of skeletal craft
ivory encased in ebony
the envy of a cracker,
while crack fiends feen
for this cocoa cure,
even darwins don't stop gawkin',
I got them converted,
hurrying to confession
n 'fessin no big bang coulda made
sumthin' this fine,
Father Forgive;
son best believe,
I Am the I Am;
The Creator's Creation.

Anonymous said...

^^ Blog Murder

Thordaddy said...

Yo Keith
Show us sum teeth...
'Bout ta make thordaddy flex
Eatcha up lika internet T-Rex
Haters call me Luther
Enemies call me Lex...
But I'm Superman
Above all that is natural
U Buckwheat
Actin' lika uh rascal...
Rascawweeee rabbit
Gotta break that habit...
Thinkin' 'bout mechanical free will
Holla at Morpheus
Think u swallow da wrong pill
But this ain't the Matrix
Nah, this is tha Hatrix
Cuz I hate tricks
Who tryda hate the logics
Think life ain't nothin' but beavers
And free wheelin' pricks...

pink said...

That was hot, Konwowan

keith said...

Kon and thor got beef with keith? Not hardly...

They just wanna menage me

Neo hit trinity

Morpheus was not part of the mix

I'm sorry thordaddy, but you cant have no parts of my dick

I cant believe that you called me buckwheat while you're drooling on your pillow

I'm wide awake nigga fuck sleep

And kon you know I like your style

I'm cooking dinner tonight

Fly on over with the wings of an owl

Do you really think God designed wisdom teeth

That case brain abcesses so you can die in your sleep

Or right in front of your peeps

That too absurd

Your larynx is too high, that's why you choke on these words

Another flawed design, God would never permit this

All he had to do was place it down about 4 inches

Have you ever heard about the odontoid process?

Hip joints, knees and ankles are not the strongest

Fallen arches? A weak appendix?

A designer to the human body is senseless

But you still believe this is actual fact

Til' the knowledge pimp gave the bitch an actual smack

Peace!!

Thordaddy said...

Keith, my lil' nigel...
Nobody want ur giblets 
'Cept as uh trophy
Fo' thordad, ur rival
Survival of the fittest
This is evolution's
Hypothesis
Cause nigels the paralysis
Give othas kidney dialysis
What is this???
Survival of baddest
Saddest part
Nigel think God need design perfection
The real evidence of His creation
Is all our imperfection
That's where God-ordained free will
Make its appearance
That's where all your flaws
Start thur disappearance
Poof...
Inda outer space
Nigel, u believe in God
In tha instant you feel Grace...

keith said...

Thordaddy said God made him imperfect

Then keith gotta ask "What God you worship?"

You're contradicting yourself, if God is perfection

How can he make less than what he's manifesting

If you could make your son have perfect health would you make him retarded?

Man you played yourself

You came to kon's rescue, but now you're proving her wrong

I'm seeing an asshole like I'm moving her thong

We can go on and on, but please address one fact

Thor's father was white, so how is thordaddy black?

Peace!!

Thordaddy said...

Yo Keith
What you mean by perfection
You wake up
Mind on insurrection???
Let me offer uh correction
I seek free will, ordained by God
Cuz this my nigel
More advantageous then givin' devolution the nod...
Can you get witha distinction 
Ponder, cogitate
And look at your reflection...
Is that mirror lyin'
Or telln' the truth
Does evolution 'plain it 
When u get n tha booth???
What's the truth
Where is evolution takin' you
Towards somethin' called perfection
Man, it be fakin' you...
And I've taken you...
And I've shaken you...
Now ya call me nigel
Cuz I be breakin' you...

keith said...

Evolution is blind

There is no perfection

That's the reason why the human body is a mess man

You say free will is ordained by God

1st prove there's a God

Is it really that hard?

Oh I get it, you have no evidence for presentment

And that's why your God is just a nebulous fiction

Science is based on evidence intact

Religion been fucking you bro

But you gone get right back

Peace!!

KonWomyn said...

boy why you gotta talk dirty,
boy foulness aint purrty,
don't cha know God don't do ugly?
He ordains the Saintly
that's why He anoints me,
angelic lyricist-on-point,
so thanks for props,
to both u n ms pink,
i'm glad you feel my flow,
but k-son bra, I don't do beef,
so get your blood-rhymin'
off my plate
only ital is vital for this heavenly palate
so I'll be flying whootie whooo straight past your bricks
to my ancient house of rocks
down Zambezia way,
where ancients turn prayer
to rain with their hands
where ancients foresaw the coming of the men with no knees,
'n since they dun come,
ones like you dun lost they minds
believin' you's flawed
shamelessly woofin''bout your flaws
like this was darwin's barnyard,
get your hate on uncle ruckus,
I see suckers have no pride,
denying your perfection,
like y'got demon possession,
resistin' Thor's Truth 'bout your own royal selection,
resistin' history's Truth 'bout Selassie's coronation,
Martin would weep for you
and Malcom would whip you
for co-signing with the swine;
complying with tha heathen
n' crasstalking wit tha sheathen,
brother you need a healin'
call God on 9.1.1.

keith said...

I talk dirty cuz that's what God believers love

Always talking about God made us from black mud

I know women who never talk dirty in life

Until you get'em alone and break'em down with pipe

And I'm the pipe layer, rhyme slayer, each lines major

Do you pray when you're horny or use your vibrator?

Prayer and meditation may be your solution

But the reason you got hot off top was evolution

Dismiss me if you want or claim metaphysics

But without evidence real niggas aint hearing it

Malcolm X was taught by master farad

Malcolm X didn't believe in no mystery God

Your history is more fucked up than your logic

A man turning into an owl probably caused it


Peace!!

Thordaddy said...

Yo Keith 
How'd "unknown man" conceptualize
The incomprehensible??? 
'Cordin' 2u, evolution did it
Is that believable???
Got scientists sayin' no evidence
Even partly retrievable 
That sound down right
Diabolically deceivable
Turn up the decibal
Human life from non-Creator
Mathematically infinitesimal
So describe the indescribable
Explain the inexeplicable
Falsify this test...
Conceive the inconceivable
Without benefit of empirical evidence 
That ain't even detectable???

KonWomyn said...

little boy ruckus
you're downright trashy
nasty in the mouth
'n empty in the mind
while sheathen love your trashtalk
this here a Black Royal
so bway re-train on etiquette
before you communicate,
quit embarrassin yo'self
your stupidity's showin' too much
go buy yo'self a dictionary
n play pictionary
with tha kiddies,
maybe learn a few ditties
coz your rhymes are
the essence of weakness,
bway babylon dun you wrong,
you need to ride with the strong.

Lordy, you're so
intellectually feeble
your dribble should be certified inadmissable n free up the net.
Think you need to re-take
Black History with tha 1st graders
coz you know zilch 'bout Malcom,
plantation's got your mind muzzled
thass why you confuzzled
El-Hajj praised Allah
the connection between him and I
is purely instinctual, spiritual, intellectual kinship
We perpetually ordained by the Black Jesse Christ,
The One heathens sliced
and you like Judas playin' ruckus
waan slice this sweet Jewess too,
I dare ya ta try,
coz I'd resurrect in a sec
and reclaim my spot on this here Throne.

I been slaying you easy with
Truth rhymes and Truth memes,
I'm starting to wonder;
bway what'chu even know
about scientifics anyway
I ain't heard you drop no bombs
on these 15 bars,
aint never read none o'yo gems even on a 67 thread
just bleatin n hatin like the sheep that ruckus is,
I bet you'd even score a
minus on your very own meme;
when y'head back to the 1st grade
re-take evolution-made-easy,
come back when you dun school
n try tess me 'gain.

Mmm but looking closer at your skillz, school ain't for you,
I think you's still a primate
dood, your phenotype wasn't the hype.
Waaaiiit!!!
Is you cuzins with Bubbles?
Holla at him for me,
tell him I miss Mike too,
Send me his ad, I'll FedEx
y'all some bananas.

This has been fun but I
gots more things of importance
to do with God's Time,
I'm done rhymin' n schoolin' a chimp whose a chump
where DV at? where ThorDaddy at? where the Usual Suspects at?
I dun slew ruckus tha chimp
come bury him please,
QUICK before his corpse
starts up a funk!!!

CNu said...

keith is truth.

accept no substitutes....,

keith said...

9 out of 10 scientists know evolution is fact

1 out of 10 scientists wear the dunce cap

Thordaddy I'm not surprised that you would roll with the dunces

A black man claiming thor's daddy must be blunted

A norse god with blond hair? My brother just follow me

Thor is just a myth: All Gods Are Mythology

Human life from non-Creator
Mathematically infinitesimal?

1st prove God exists and if not the hell with you

Now on to kon womyn with her backwards ways

She dont know a damn thing about DNA

Bubble's DNA is 95% the same

As yours or mine, you are so behind

Believe your bullshit if you are so inclined

Turn the TV to channel zero it's owl man time

She watch channel zero, malcolm is not her hero

If he was she would know how the strategy go

Strategy is the SCIENCE of war in planning

Malcolm knew there was no mystery God way back then

He took hadjj in 64' just to appear strong

All the while trying to rejoin the nation of islam

Cointelpro got taped conversations

Of malcolm asking elijah can he come back in the nation

Why you think those devils planned his assassination?

They couldn't afford for malcolm x to make that statement

They want you to believe in a mystery spook

And to think you hear a man when an owl goes "Hoot"

Peace!!

Thordaddy said...

Damn keith...
Didn't even bother t'answer my query
'Stead, u keep talkin' gibberish
And actin' real queerly...
Keith, dearly
Tell us how he done it???
Conceived of Almighty
Without ever even seein' IT???
That question so legit
Sinkin' atheists and scientists
Tuh tha bottom uh da pit...
I spit on these radical autonomists
My lyrical questionaires...
I hit on these evolutionary biologists
With uppercuts and deadly glares...
Are you aware???
Gottsa have emperical evidence
Ta conceive of what's not there???
How do ya plead
My lil' plantation nigel???
Falsify the test
I'll stand vanquished by my rival???
 

KonWomyn said...

boy, what ballisitc statistics
you dun woofin' over dere?
sit down now,
KW own the Sabbath show
watch me teach
a heathen to believe;
Darwin was a Christian, but cracker all the same
Einstein was a believer but
Hitler was his boy
Newton was a Christian Alchemist
but he wuznt no Psalmist just another cracker too,
but he 'scovered sumthin'
I think ya need ta know
Newton found God's neutron
just check your DNA,
there's a genome he called DEUS
and Dean Hamer dun conferred
wit' anutha tiny truth dat's proof love of God is born in you,
ever heard o'crackin' codes cos'
Francis Collins' mapping man to da Magne
so hushup n quit barkin' son,
this here be real talk
just as real God is,

ooh your percentile dun wrong chil', Bubbles is 93% max
n pigs be even closer,
'most 99% of genes
so if you're eatin' swine youz eatin' your own genes.

....coming back to evolution,
I believe in ressurection and intelligent design,
scientists who chant God's name
say creationism or design -
some say evolution
but I say dat's jus' lame,
read up on design;
a theistic conviction
some say shows hominoids in Genesis, but my genesis
still kwestin' dat.

no mystery God, just a mystic God
too complex for your cortex
dat's why you get all perplexed
but in the school of kon knocks
you learn ta unlock your mind,
now that I dun schooled ya
one last word'o advice
don't 'mbarass yo'self no mo'
plse open book befo' u woof

I been real nice so don't start another fruckus,
coz KW hates
when keith morphs to ruckus

whootie whooo

*class dismissed*

CNu said...

A black man claiming thor's daddy must be blunted

a Black man?!?!?!?!?!

rotflmbao....,

nah magne, josh farst aka "thordaddy" bout as melanin deprived as it gets.

anonymous who called him out a couple days ago on this thread here got it right.

that's why this no-flowin-saltine gets so excited with his retarded nursery rhyme raps calling Black folks "nigels" - a racist fully indulging in the object of his fetishistic envy and admiration....,

Thordaddy said...

Nulance
I ain't poet
I propagandist
With simple words
Knock nigels to the canvas
Paint a portrait
Of collusional self-delusions
You uh materialists, man
Don't follow its own conclusions...
So we got one more nursery rhyme
Fo' an autonomist who need uh lil' learnin'...
How'd unknown man conceive of God
When no evidence be existin'???

Thordaddy said...

Craigeee...
I here da crickets...

Uzza MIT gradu-WHAT???
Ansa' my question
Or sho' da world ur butt...
Gots ta be uh mechanical possibility
How'd "unknown man" do it
Spread God, universally???
Atheistic scientist gotta hava ansa'
Tell us big Craig
Or prove yurself uh canca'
Infectin' da body politic
With doomsday nihilism
Rejectin' the Almighty mechanism
Sellin' nigels ur viral viralism...
Get that boy???
U one man tribalism
Master of intended societal schism
Put more nigel's minds in lockdown
Than the Alcatraz Priz...  Son!!! 

keith said...

A jew named einstein was boys with hitler?

Where do you come up with such ignorant scripture?

Newton discovered God's dna?

Poor black woman been led astray

A genome he called deus I roll over with laughter

Owl man's girlfriend is a straight disaster

The genome was discovered by james watson

But you so religious you probably follow james dobson

while your brain is slowly and steadily retarding

With one diss I dismiss all the shit you're talking

A swine's dna is not closer than a chimpanzee

who told you the percent was 93?

Who told you that a pig stood at 99?

Name a top biologist who would spit that line

Kick some true facts dont waste my time

I got pussy to get and mad jewels to shine

I thought you were deluded, but now I know the issue...

Is you pull more shit from your ass than toilet tissue

Peace!!

keith said...

Thordaddy playing black, but he really is white?

That explains everything...

Peace nigga

Goodnight!!

KonWomyn said...

Ruckus scored an F in class
he's just gon' have to repeat
I said DEUS is born in us
not DEUS is the Deity
intrinsic essence is our blessin'
successive in me
but recessive in you
prolly like intelligence
a missive in you, a massive in me.

Yes Einstein was racist Zionist,
but co-signed anti-Semite laws
seperatin' n segregatin'
folks from the volk,
so chill with the giggles,
go googlin' wit Bubbles.
Your arrogant ignance
is gettin tired now
I need to be inspired
your rhymes are expired
undesired n' unadmired
totally misfirin',
I hope better contenders
sicker in content
n' slicker in flow
step on this thread
show what's in they head
and the skills they got to give.
...my style flows like the Nile
yours flows like denial,
so banal in form
ain't you tired of bein' torn,
coz I'm tired of tearin' you,
shred, shred, shred,
Ruckus class dissmissed!

keith said...

True einstein was a zionist

But he damn sure wasn't no nationalist

In fact einstein was a pacifist

Boys with hitler?

More bullshit

When does it stop? When does it quit?

Here's another thing while we're on that tip

Why you call me uncle ruckus? He believed in God

Or did you miss that episode of the boondocks?

Uncle ruckus believed in that mystery spook

Damn kon womyn that sounds like you

Huey freeman was an agnostic skeptic

Sounds like you shoulda called me that shit

Huey freeman believed that jesus was black and ronald reagan was that devil

I can roll with that

Truth is your way of thinking is so far behind

That you thought that I would end without owl in my rhyme

Peace!!

zulu said...

In fact einstein was a pacifist

BS, Einstein helped develop the Bomb. Zionist to the bone.

keith said...

Einstein had no part in the bombs development

Zulu I gotta ask where the hell you get that shit?

Peace!!

KonWomyn said...

Keith,
Einstein recommended that the bombs be built, peep this:

Einstein's greatest role in the invention of the atomic bomb was signing a letter to President Franklin Roosevelt urging that the bomb be built. The splitting of the uranium atom in Germany in December 1938 plus continued German aggression led some physicists to fear that Germany might be working on an atomic bomb. Among those concerned were physicists Leo Szilard and Eugene Wigner. But Szilard and Wigner had no influence with those in power. So in July 1939 they explained the problem to someone who did: Albert Einstein. According to Szilard, Einstein said the possibility of a chain reaction "never occurred to me", although Einstein was quick to understand the concept (Clark, pg. 669+; Spencer Weart & Gertrud Weiss Szilard, eds., "Leo Szilard: His Version of the Facts", pg. 83). After consulting with Einstein, in August 1939 Szilard wrote a letter to President Roosevelt with Einstein's signature on it. The letter was delivered to Roosevelt in October 1939 by Alexander Sachs, a friend of the President. Germany had invaded Poland the previous month; the time was ripe for action. That October the Briggs Committee was appointed to study uranium chain reactions.

keith said...

@Kon.

Thanks for finally dropping some facts and I dont disagree with them!!

Yes Einstein did recomend the bomb be created due to his fear of the nazi's getting the power 1st.

That's why I disagreed with your "Boys with hitler" remark.

That's why I disagreed with zulu's "Einstein helped develop the bomb" remark.

Other than that (and the owl man) we good.

Peace!!

zulu said...

Yup, Einstein & Roosevelt were both Jews. They pioneered WMDs and genocide. Which are only deemed "immoral" to them if used against Jews or their allies.

keith said...

@Zulu.

The nazi's were/are worse they put blacks in the ovens too.

einstein had nothing to do with pioneering genocide and wmd's son put the weed down!!

Peace!!

KonWomyn said...

Yo Keith
It cool we're good. I said Einstein was Hitler's boy in more of a symbolic sense bec he also had anti-Semitic feelings which was a common attitude in Germany at the time, long before Hitler came to power. Einstein didn't care much for his Jewishness and at times felt that anti-Semitism was a good in order for Jewish identity to exist

Yea we cool Keith, we're good. One day you'll you meet the owl man, Lol!

peace

Thordaddy said...

Damn, these three Stoogizzles...
N quite uh conundrum 
These nigels be braggin'
How they mamma was pond scum...

Q DV...

"That be dum, dum... Uhmm" (crowd LOL!!!)

Come, come lil' boys
'Splain ur bolded assertions
Evolution does free will
Like AWOL do desertion
For certain, u leadin' a path to no where
I ask ya for Truth
You don't even dare... 

Ansa' this ultimate question...
Howz one conceive
Without empirical evidence???

Nigels stuck by they own convictions
'Cept these convictions 'bout absolute Truth
Fools call'm addictions...