Sunday, August 02, 2009

Big Wayne said ...

If you ain't got a wife, then you ain't in my strata
And if you the matter of the fact,
THEN CALL ME THE MUTHAFUCKIN ANTI-MATTER

Play time's over, I flip the lights you roaches scatter
Thought a nigga was gone? Nah, just been out growin my pockets fatter.
Cause I'm a slave to this paper, Got no time to drop lessons,
Cause that nigga Big Wayne refuses to take part in this "recession"
Or this depression or economic meltdown
Or whatever you wanna call it
Just don't be fuckin with the contents of a niggas Gucci wallet.
And you'll make it home safe to your LCD screen,
And your lotion and your mouse, if you know what I mean

See I'm a gangsta. I'm a thug. A straight dealer in suit,
But my product, you don't smoke you don't snort, you don't shoot.
I sell dreams not memes to wealthy earlthings
And disguise it as a 32-story commercial building
Only brotha in the game,
West of the 405 you'll see my guvament name
42 times So don't be surprised when you look up and don't see "Big Wayne."
Every month, tailor in my office measuring head to toe,
Got the jew boys in the office callin me the "uppity negro"

And my nigga DV, look what you dun started,
Got white boys rappin, senior citizens and half retardeds
Got mad respect tho son, that's called mass appeal
They can write words that rhyme but lack the ability to feel
You see herb nuckas, MC don't stand for "Most Consonants"
Take it from the most constant threat who keeps your girl most constant wet.

4 comments:

Thordaddy said...

The
Decision
Is
Precision 
With
20/20 vision
Cut
Incision
Sow
Division
Create
Derision
Cause the
Fission
Then
Collision
Head on with the enemy
Dead on every M.C.U.C
C.U.C.ME as the enemy
C.I.C.U. as the man to beat
So let the beatn' commence
Stop all suspense
Grab ur homeys 
Let's get tense
Big Wayne, itz got to be a showdown
An Internet throwdown
When thordaddy finish
Put lil' Wayne
ON-THE-FAIRY-GO-ROUND. 

Whoredaddy said...

White boi makin noise
But nobody hear him
This albino Niggerace
Feelin kinda grimey
Flossin like Versace
Flaming like Miami
Like if Tupac, Em & Biggie
Had no rubbers
And fucked each others
Their love baby
Would be Thordaddy.

This truth is grad school
Rewriting the game
5 lines at a time
Saved the fadeaway
Re'd and double-pumped
Who says white boys can't jump
Never seen Thor dunk it.

Thordaddy said...

Nah ho daddy
They hearn'  me 
Just da fact, they fearn' me
Don't say peep!!!
Ahh... Good lil' black sheep

Baaaaaah!!!

All the way home
Hit these nuckas up
AND.AROUND.THE.DOME.
Makin' them brains all jiggly
Just like piggly-wiggly
So if these cats come out da hat
And these dawgs come out da pen
Let's have a lil' ho down with da chicken, fox and da hen.

Undercover Black Man said...

You see herb nuckas, MC don't stand for "Most Consonants"

Hee-hee...