Sunday, May 24, 2009

You Might Be A Plantation Negro If ...


You
Call
This


"Black On Black Crime"

Blogger DMG
said...

Now I'm sure this site is satire. I call merely call it crime. What do you call it?



Denmark Vesey said ...

You can stop pretending Doc. Denmark Vesey is school for you too.

You've learned more about vaccines while you've been here than you did in medical school.

You were calling it "The White Man's Religion". Now you see Exodus as an African narrative.

You thought NaCL was NaCL. Now you know NaCL aint salt.

What you would have thought was a spontaneous uprising for freedom and democracy in Iran, you now understand is an ideological marketing campaign no different than Nike's Kobe vs LeBron ads.

You thought it was separation of church and state. I've shown you that the state has become both the church and your new religion.

You had gotten used to taking your shoes off at the airport. Now you're aware of the conditioning of a police state.

Couple of days ago you thought Flouride was as much a medical marvel as the oral polio vaccine. Now you know one is toxic waste and other is monkey virus juice.

13 comments:

DMG said...

Now I'm sure this site is satire. I call merely call it crime. What do you call it?

Big Man said...

I call it a burger run...
My bad, a double burger with cheese run.

Don't forget the cheese, nigga.

DMG said...

...and you BETTER bring me back some ho-cakes!

Casper said...

It's a water gun! So no! Just your daily black on black fun play... not gun play!

Michael Fisher said...

So DV, you don't find a bit of XXX white girl on Negro boy swag inappropriate and remove it and find this shit appropriate?

Now tell me, which of the two is more pornographic and obscene?

Denmark Vesey said...

"So DV, you don't find a bit of XXX white girl on Negro boy swag inappropriate and remove it and find this shit appropriate?" MF


I don't know about all that Mike. I just do what the fuck I feel like doing.

"
Now tell me, which of the two is more pornographic and obscene?" MF

The image above is art. The video you linked is not art.




Which makes it evil.

Big Man said...

DV

Do you find some art evil?

Michael Fisher said...

DV...

"The image above is art. The video you linked is not art. Which makes it evil.".

I'll take getting fucked by a white chick over getting shot by (or shooting) some dumb ass Negro anytime.

You seriously need to check your value system.

Unknown said...

What the are fug you talking about DV! Nigga IS U TALKIN' ABOUT the movie or what?

Anonymous said...

A lil trivia for yall. This scene was shamlessly stolen from this skit.

A - "Whatchu used to do?"

B - "Jack them muthphukas for them Nissan trucks... right in the drive thru... nigga, git ya muthphukin food, leave it in the cawr, nigga git out... straight jackin'"

KP

Big Man said...

Anonymous

Damn, I can't remember what record that's from.

I was listening to it not that long ago, but I can't remember the name.

That dude had a crazy Cali accent.

Was it The Chronic? Doggystyle? It wasn't Straight Outta Compton. Now I'm gonna have to Google it.

DMG said...

MOTI,

You are correct. This is school. I'm receiving an education on how fear, ignorance, and stupidity, when mixed with a bit of cooning has made black folks fixtures at the bottom of most health indicators in this country.

You are one of the clowns leading the parade over the cliff into the pit of fire. What intrigues me the most is that the cliffs and fire have been CLEARLY pointed out to you, and yet you continue the march forward. Pride, arrogance, and swagger has often been a lethal combination. This is fascinating stuff indeed.

But your classes in advanced paranoia weren't the only ones in session. There was Physical Education (MOTI learns to take daily beatings in his own home. This was a correspondence course, the teachers came to you. No need to commute), Remedial Anatomy and Physiology, Remedial Chemistry, Remedial Social Studies...

Unfortunately, since you chose to audit these courses I won't be able to administer an exam (You've already failed several quizzes anyway). Which is probably good for you, since I believe you'd fail everything, but PE (you get credit for being a punching bag).

Don't worry, I won't hold any of this against you when you come rushing into the emergency room with a sick family member. Or would you like a "Plantation Medicine Challege II" scenario?

It's amusing to watch you woof with your tail FIRMLY planted between your legs.

Thank you for helping me understand your mindset.

Unknown said...

Amerikka's most wanted.
Ice Cube?