Sunday, August 15, 2010

The Neo Secular Plantation Negro

Denmark Vesey said ...
Nerd. You're bordering on the absurd.
To be lectured by some little colored dullard
aint what the doctor ordered.

Phug your drugs. My greens is collard.


Pray eastward. Look inward. Move forward.
Eat nothin' that's been niggard.

Inject nothing that's festered. Drink water that's filtered. Make what DV say your buzzword.

Call me Denmark Vesey, DV or Moti.
Don't matter chump negro
if it's dope, it's me.
give you hope, it's me.
make you smoke, it's me.
make your girl wanna elope, it's me.

Plantation charlatan representing Massa medicine
black people in worse health than they've ever been.
Brothers from Jamaican to Brooklyn
questionin' the chosen's system of plantation physicians
and this processed GMO shit they got brothers eatin'
that's killing more black men than a million Klansman

Nobody heals, that's fiction.

Drugs is forever, magne.

Undercover Black Man
said ...
Processed salt, pink salt... smelling salts.
Now you up on your feet for another assault?
All shook up like a salt shaker,
Woofin’ like a rainmaker,
Nigga, you almost met the undertaker!

Nulan told you it’s not a good look.
DMG told you “Crack a book.”
Sub said you’re embarrassing yourself.
Now I’m saying you belong on a shelf

Right next to the powdered shark bone,
So intelligent people know to leave you alone.
Make believe you got a microphone.
What you really need is a muthafuckin’ metronome

‘Cuz your rhythm ain’t hittin’, you steady bullshittin’.
Wearing them cute kitten mittens
And acting like you a deep cat.
Calling me fat.
Pick up your teeth off the mat, Asshat.

13 comments:

Unknown said...

Whoever did that piece has a future in art.

Anonymous said...

wow! that's awesome

Anonymous said...

I was hoping you'd rhyme. Call, and raise.

Nathalie said...

Phug your drugs. My greens is collard.
Pray eastward. Look inward. Move forward.
Eat nothin' that's been niggard.
Inject nothing that's festered. Drink water that's filtered.

Go on and Preach!

Undercover Black Man said...

Processed salt, pink salt... smelling salts.

Now you up on your feet for another assault?

All shook up like a salt shaker,

Woofin’ like a rainmaker,

Nigga, you almost met the undertaker!

Nulan told you it’s not a good look.

DMG told you “Crack a book.”

Sub said you’re embarrassing yourself.

Now I’m saying you belong on a shelf

Right next to the powdered shark bone,

So intelligent people know to leave you alone.

Make believe you got a microphone.

What you really need is a muthafuckin’ metronome

‘Cuz your rhythm ain’t hittin’, you steady bullshittin’.

Wearing them cute kitten mittens

And acting like you a deep cat.

Calling me fat.

Pick up your teeth off the mat,

Asshat.

Undercover Black Man said...

^ It's all love, DV. You know it's nothing but loves.

(He said while Mahndisa unlaced his gloves...)

CNu said...

Lawd hep him jeezus!!!!

Please stop David.

You gone kill him!

DV still time-traveling white from that beating you threw down to him saturday night...,

{time traveling white = got the black slapped off him and knocked into next week}

Anonymous said...

My question to you DV is since the FDA and USDA control the food chain, which is obviously contaminated, based on reviewing your lengthy post here on this site! what would you suggest that we plant a garden in my yard, and pump filtered water into my garden, and what type of covering to avoid the acid rain, and where would I get the proper soil and seeds that haven’t been compromised by pollutants or radiation Mr. Vesey?

Denmark Vesey said...

Pigeon Negros fly in flocks
The Eagle flies alone.

Hyena Negros attack in packs
The Lion stands on his own.

Plantation Negros gassed up.
DV is in the zone. CNu is David's cheerleader. DV sits on a thrown.

What I kick, is straight off the dome. Bumpy faced nerds scared to atone seek salvation through altered genomes, hormones and clones. End up with Leaky Ass Syndrome.

Your gut
is filled with shit
that will never exit.
Your argument has no merit.
Plantation Negros react like Pharisees to the prophet.

Denmark Vesey said...

Anonymous said...

My question to you DV is since the FDA and USDA control the food chain, which is obviously contaminated, based on reviewing your lengthy post here on this site! what would you suggest that we plant a garden in my yard, and pump filtered water into my garden, and what type of covering to avoid the acid rain, and where would I get the proper soil and seeds that haven’t been compromised by pollutants or radiation Mr. Vesey?"



Nah. I wouldn't recommend nothing like that.

I suggest you go ahead and eat it, get cancer and die.

Anonymous said...

Adding a little fuel to Mr. Vesey's fire...........'

Money Talks exposes the questionable tactics that big drug companies use to make record profits by playing with the safety of our family's health care. Using misleading advertising, attractive "drug reps" who wine and dine doctors and other unethical practices, the drug industry makes billions of dollars every year selling us unsafe, unnecessary and overpriced drugs. If you want to protect the people you love from their dangerous practices that compromise the safety and quality of our health care, Money Talks is a must-see film.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c5StFwfAYV0&feature=related

lincolnperry said...

Denmark
Saw this film this weekend, its worth a viewing!http://www.foodincmovie.com/

uglyblackjohn said...

Damn... has it been a year?
This ish is still funny even after a year.
Those rhymes are more classic than your boy Weesey's will ever be.