Friday, May 22, 2009

CNu and Undercover Black Man Do The Soldier Boy



Pink said ...
Take his word for it??? Oh DV please allow Auntie Pink to teach your daughter the lesson of the downlow brother. I respect your knowledge on so many topics but please take me at MY word, when I tell you that this is an area where I am the authority.

I have mistakenly dated 2 bi men and neither should have been taken at their word. My best friend is gay and he was in a long term relationship and engaged to a woman that decided to take him at his word. When you see that kind of flamboyance, err on the side of caution and assume he's gay until he is able to prove otherwise.

LOL. Aight. Aight. Pink. I can't argue with that. Wow. It's like that out there? Damn.

(Pink. You ever wonder if they put something in the vaccines make all these dudes not like punany? You know. If the Plantation can turn the reproductive gene off in laboratory animals, why can't they in people? That would be one way to get the population down wouldn't it?)

19 comments:

CNu said...

rotflmbao...,

brougham whooped your behind so convincingly that it's brought him back out of retirement.

what I really want to know though is, what did you tell baby-girl when she asked you "daddy, who was that man who came into our house and whooped you like you was one of us"?

Denmark Vesey said...

LOL.

My man!

Glad you can take a joke CNu.

You know how some of ya'll nerds can be oh~so~sensa~tiff.

I love how you "Processed Salt Is Fine ... But Get On A Low-Sodium Diet" Negros stick together.

... it's ... it's ... cute.

The Doc aka L'il Hot Sausage said...

Ahh... dammit! I was gonna comment on the vid, but once again i'll sound crazy because NO ONE else is evening talking about it.

Anyway, soldiering on (no pun intended) I think the choreographer who worked with SB on this dance pulled the wool over y'all nikkas eyes. When you look closely at what them brothers are doing, damn but it looks one fuck of a lot like choreographed ballet. Haha, they got nuckas doin' ballet, and don't even know it. Watch when the two guys bend their knees, i'll be damned if that's not a pirouette.

The Doc aka Hot Sausage, Cold Sausage, Warm Sausage said...

Err.. ok, I see now it's only these two very prancy nuckas doin it ballet style. Haha.

...

What, i'm a grown azz mayne, mayne, I don't know how to crank no damn soulja boy.

Denmark Vesey said...

LOL .... ahhh Doc.

That. Was. Funny.

Michael Fisher said...

The black gay culture's inventiveness never ceases to amaze me.

Anonymous said...

why do you thing those boys were gay Michael?

Michael Fisher said...

^why do you thing those boys were gay?

Oh. Please.

Unknown said...

LOL

Unknown said...

I don't think they're homosexual Mike. Although I can see why'd you say that. You probably view it through the same eyes as your parents did when they saw their kids wearing bellbottoms tight shirts and long hair. These kids are about as gay as Rick james, hammer pants and biker shorts.

Denmark Vesey said...

Come on Mike.

Gay?

You mean you really think these boys are sucking dicks?

Michael Fisher said...

Well, DV, since you're the expert on this, let me defer to you. Whaddaya think, do they or don't they?

pink said...

You think they're NOT sucking dick?

Now I know most of you on this blog do not frequent gay clubs... so please take it from someone who goes to gay clubs at least twice a month, they are sucking dick on the regular.

pink said...

Oh and just so I'm clear, I don't find males dancing ballet to be "gay" at all however the fact that nothing in this dance looks technically well executed makes you wonder about the conversation that lead up to this. And something about these two grown men just randomly sitting around together and deciding to make pretty solja boy dance rendition is just inherently gay. If they're not gay yet, give them about 15 more minutes... better yet just keep that camera rolling.

Denmark Vesey said...

Interesting interpretations.

I thought of them as a couple of young filmmakers.

Creative. Funny. Clever. Digital.

Brother said he wasn't gay. Take his word for it.

Hell, in this day and age, muhfuggah's can't wait to tell you they're gay. Why would he be holding back during his 15 minutes if he wasn't?

Nah. Not gay. Just needs his father to tell him to get his sissy ass out the house.

pink said...

Take his word for it??? Oh DV please allow Auntie Pink to teach your daughter the lesson of the downlow brother. I respect your knowledge on so many topics but please take me at MY word, when I tell you that this is an area where I am the authority. I have mistakenly dated 2 bi men and neither should have been taken at their word. My best friend is gay and he was in a long term relationship and engaged to a woman that decided to take him at his word. When you see that kind of flamboyance, err on the side of caution and assume he's gay until he is able to prove otherwise.

Michael Fisher said...

DV...

"Brother said he wasn't gay. Take his word for it.".

It's called a closet, DV.

Casper said...

Oh snap!.. DV do you do that dance too? Doesn't mean your gay DV.. Continue..

pink said...

LOL @ something in the vaccine... I already told you about my theory of how male sexuality is evolving. Watch how it plays out. Boys are the new girls.