The Big not The Lil' said...
DV, how you gonna have this thread goin and not holla at your boy?(Big Wayne cracks knuckles)
" I got a college degree I got a good job,
And I even tuck in my shirt!
Why the fuck don't chicks respond
Whenever I try to flirt?
What's he got that I don't have?
Nothing that I can see.
Those fucking braids and all those tats,
He doesn't even have a college degree!
What the fuck is wrong with me,
How come I can't get a date?
Well it's another saturday night alone
I guess I'll just masturbate "
Bet that sounds familiar You Know Who
You know who the fuck I'm talkin to.
Just sit on back and take good notes,
While I learn you a lesson or two.
I hear you all talkin blah blah blah,
but ain't none of you clowns got it right,
So allow Big Wayne to step right in
And shed a little light.
You got shit twisted if you think that most women want a gangsta
Nah, They just don't want a fuckin herb, or a mark or a wanksta.
What they really want a dude who's shrewd
And perhaps even a little rude,
With swag fallin out the bag
And a "dont give a FUCK attitude"
One day he can wear a fly ass suit,
Next day he can change a flat tire
The Next day He can bring it to the gutter,
Like Weebay from The Wire.
You convince yourself we walks like this becuase we think we fly,
But the real reason we walk this way is cause our dicks is strapped to our thigh
Now if you read that sentence and all you thought was, "His grammar wasn't right"
Then I'm sure we all know what you'll be doing, this coming Saturday night.
" Oh Pink you're so cute. Oh Pink you're hot" You really think that bullshit's workin?
I'm laughin my balls off cause now I understand
Why you spend so much time jerkin'
If you think i'm lyin or I ain't got game,
Ask Pink if my shit's on point.
But all yall herbs gon have to wait,
'Cause we bout to smoke this joint.
Yeah its true I got mad game,
And I can teach you virgins a lesson,
But this lesson is not a lesson You can learn in just one session
These are pearls I'm droppin from me to you
Fresh off the top shelf
For Lesson #2, meet me at my LAX workshop
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I call "Game's Recognition of Itself"
16 comments:
Because they are really ignorant, no...the perception is that they have game and are harder than the corp brothas!
Its all part of this baller mentality that started in the late 90s!
lp, you couldn't be more clueless if you tried.
I hit the link to your blog, first thing I saw....your take on the new Star Trek movie.
Enough Said.
DV, on your blog, I encounter some of the most profound thinkers and writers than any other place. But DEEZAM are there contributors to your blog who are not introverts, scientists, agouraphobics or hermits? You know people who actually interact with other REAL people? Never thought I would long for the articulate banter of The Pot Smoking Thug.
It is nice to have Big Wayne back in the spot!! :-)
I beg to differ Big Wayne or we referring to the issue of Thugs or Star Trek?
What up Insurgent.
Don't call it a comeback. I been here for years!
Along with me and DV, I think you're prolly the most qualified here to shed light on this topic.
Linc, my man. You ain't gotta beg. Just tell me, " Big Wayne you fulla shit." Then spit yo piece.
I just reread that and realized that it might be a little too hood for you to decipher, and being that I am multi-lingual, I will translate this for you.
" Lincoln, old chap. Begging is so unbecoming of you. Let's discontinue that practice. In the future, should you happen to hold an opposing perspective to Big Wayne's you may merely address him directly, by saying, "Hey Big Wayne, your abdominal cavity is full with excrement"
(Of course, I will then commence to summarily anihilate your perspectives, but at least you had the balls to step the the King of this Jungle. I'd respect that)
" I beg to differ Big Wayne or we referring to the issue of Thugs or Star Trek?"
Neither, LP. We are referring to the phenomenon that is the male/female interaction.
Let me help you out a little bit Linc. To understand Big Wayne's position you must first understand and accept that the most important factor for a woman in chosing her mate, is his ability to MAKE HER FEEL SAFE under any circumstance. Can you protect her? Can you defend her? Can you fend for her? If you cannot accept this, then this is where we disconnect. And my pearls of wisdom will merely go unheard. I won't waste my keystrokes. If you are open to accepting this, let me know. In a few paragraphs, I will offer you more knowledge about women than you have been able to amass in your 40+ years.
ROTFLMBYAO......, whew!!!!
Belly laugh of the week. Thanks.
you must first understand and accept that the most important factor for a woman in chosing her mate, is his ability to MAKE HER FEEL SAFE under any circumstance.Indeed.
I once said on TSO and I'll repeat it here for good measure - it's not that women like a$$holes; it's that they don't like pu$$ies.
It really is that simple.
Most corporate yahoos running around sporting their Brooks Brothers coat and late model BMW can't change a light bulb, get hustled at the mechanic worse than any female does and get treated like the punk biyatches they are by their bosses at work everyday. Then come home and wonder why the wife is gettin' down with the cable guy.
Damn I admire your gall Wayne...thats my point exactly, my sayin is don't let the Brooks Brothers fool you!
Swifty Lazar was a gansta in saville row pin stripes...think Sin LaSalle in BE COOL!
These would generally be desperate women in search of organic vibrators.
[quote]And a "dont give a FUCK attitude"[/quote]
Mr Vesey - many of these same women come to the realization how much this "character trait" was a mistake when they get 3 KIDS DEEP into the relationship and they favor security and certainty over REBELLIOUSNESS.
It seems that the thugishness of "Tretch" from "Naughty By Nature" was attractive to Sandy "Pepa" Denton of "Salt N Pepa" until he sought to settle him down and he wasn't interested.
Mr Nulan will be proud of the following blurb about the song OPP:
[quote]Treach was inspired to write the lyrics by a drug dealer in his former neighborhood who used to move in on other dealers' territories and say he was "Down With O.P.M. - Other People's Money."[/quote]
"Most corporate yahoos running around sporting their Brooks Brothers coat and late model BMW can't change a light bulb, get hustled at the mechanic worse than any female does and get treated like the punk biyatches they are by their bosses at work everyday."
Stereotypes, pshh. But a homeowner actually probably knows how to rewire his house or change out a car shock more than some gangbanger.
Homeowner, Gunowner, Survivalist, Epicurean, and Corporate Renegade...Most corporate hacks feel that they don't need to have these skills, because they can pay a blue collar to do the work!
The most interesting cats visit this blog.
But, I'm tired of both men and women complaining about not being able to find a decent mate.
You reap what you sow.
Aint it the truth Big Man! I think it has something to do with the host. :D
"Most corporate hacks feel that they don't need to have these skills, because they can pay a blue collar to do the work!"
LP, my man! Now you're coming around. What these metrosexuals don't understand is the masculinity involved in changing your woman's flat tire. It shows that you can rescue her. They don't understand the act of haggling with the repair man. It shows that you will not allow her to be taken advantage of, that you can protect her. There is a difference between choosing not to, and not being able to.
" Stereotypes, pshh. But a homeowner actually probably knows how to rewire his house or change out a car shock more than some gangbanger."
Dude...untuck your shirt and remove the pole that is lodged in your anal cavity. Do you not realize that your entire rant against stereotypes was literally nothing more than a sterotype in itself?!
You a homeowner? I'd bet you don't know a distributor cap from a distribution list. GTFOOH. Next time, try to contribute with something that shows you actually can think critically and indepedently. Now I know why you choose not to identify yourself. Prolly best that way.
The difference between many of you and Prince Akeem:
Prince Akeem comes from a long bloodline of alpha males and hunter gatherers. The kind of men who would hunt and kill the lion with hand made spears, use its skin to clothe his family, its meat to feed them, create weapons from its teeth and bones, wear its head as a crown, and fight to the death any warrior from any tribe who dared take from his plate or that of his family. My ancestors killed the great beast, skinned it, fed from it. Then removed its bones and teeth. With the leftovers, they fed their dogs. With what the dogs didn't eat... they fed your ancestors, who cowered around the fire waiting patiently for the dogs to have their fill.
Prince Akeem has the blood of Tribal kings, warriors and royalty running through his veins.
Clearly, you do not.
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