"I believe my next hundred days will be so successful that I will be able to complete them in 72 days," he said to a roar of laughter. "And on my 73rd day, I will rest."His chief of staff, Rahm Emanuel, Obama observed, always has a hard time on Mother's Day. "He's not used to saying the word 'day' after 'mother,'" Obama said.
The chairman of Republican National Committee, Michael Steele, was "in the house tonight," Obama noted. "Or as he would say, 'In the heezy.'"
"Michael for the last time, the Republican Party does not qualify for a bailout," Obama told Steele. "Rush Limbaugh does not count as a troubled asset, I'm sorry."
Obama noted that he and Secretary of State Hillary Rodham Clinton had once been political rivals. "These days," he assured the gathering at the Washington Hilton ballroom, "we could not be closer. In fact the second she got back from Mexico, she pulled me into a hug and said I should go down there myself."
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Yeah DV, while your MESS-I-AH cracks jokes his war crimes continue to mount:
"The Obomber" strikes again!
The number of innocent civilians killed since Obama took office in Jan.21, reaches to 300 and his so-called "new" strategy for Afghanistan and surge in number of troops has resulted in more such terrible tragedies.
http://www.rawa.org/temp/runews/rawagallery.php?mghash=dc96d38caecd6694eb17fc894bb73212&mggal=6
Prez laid waste to that room. Then Wanda Sykes came on and burned the building down. Helluva show.
Now DV... how about some dap for the Jewboy who probably wrote most of Obama's material?
Also, DV... did you sleep on God's Son's gay-friendly joke? ("Let's go to Iowa and make it official.")
Mills!
What up man?
God's son funny aint he? Haven't seen Wanda yet.
Jew boy wrote it? Pro'ly. Some of the funniest muhfuggas in the world are Jews. Had a Jewish business partner named Katz. We laughed till tears ran down our faces.
Same cat pro'ly wrote for G.W. too. But he couldn't move the crowd if Paul Mooney, Richard Pryor and Don Rickles were writing his cue cards personally.
Obama's timing is ... divine. Can't write timing.
Gay ... "friendly" joke? I don't know about all of that.
It was funny. But it wasn't the usual Public Oath To Homosexuality most public figures are compelled to make.
Then Wanda Sykes came on and burned the building down. Helluva show.
Yeah, and "The Obomber" is putting on one helluva show in AF-PAK.
Is he burning 7-year-old children with white phosphorus?
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/
30672076
President Barack Obama's national security adviser said Sunday the United States would not end airstrikes. Retired Gen. James Jones refused to rule out any action because "we can't fight with one hand tied behind our back."
Wanda Sykes--yuk!!!! Isn't she married to a woman?
B. Hussein Obama (The Obomber) is a war criminal.
"An Afghan government commission has concluded that 140 civilians were killed in the United States air strikes in the Farah Province last week, and are providing relatives with $2,000 for each slain civilian. The findings provided further confirmation that the attack was the single deadliest incident of US forces killing Afghan civilians since the 2001 invasion."
Obama should be put on trial in The Hague, along with Bush, Cheney, Rice, Rumsfeld, Powell, Wolfowitz, and Feith--war criminals one and all.
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