Wednesday, May 13, 2009

Christopher Hitchens Called Wanda Sykes A Black Dyke. Was He Lying?

"The president should be squirming in his seat. Not smiling, the black dyke got it wrong. No one told her the rules." Christopher Hitchens
Illmath said ...
Hey Christopher Hitchens asked me to forward you this rhyme from his myspace.
"Even though my mouth looks a petrie dish
I drink like a fish
from a dull grey island with the queens and the twits
I like to sip
champagne 'ngac and the like
sniff
cocaine lines offa dikes
Came up with a scheme with my little baby bro
We go have a beef like the east and west coast
it was cute
sponsored by Heritage institute poops
Black dike getting outta place I ve written thirty books and they're seein' that bitches face
I became a citizen! and that Girl here as a slave!
Taking my stage! staking her claim!
tomorrow she'll be all over the tv and periodical pages!
Im the one on the Left Wing Gate keepin' it safe for us!
Im C.H bitches Im radical and Im atheist!
This polywog be stealing my bloody shine and best believe she's gonna pay for this!
LWG!
Im a Left Wing Gate Keepa'!
I eat beets and pies with meat
I've fulfilled my fantasy of the teets of white sheeps
CH likes a faggots like he likes his haggus
Ms. Hitchen's called me a maggot cuz Mr. hitchens was my Daddy
and his grill was also bad.
But my baby blues proved to be a great feature
cuz now I ma LWF
Left Wing Gatekeeper!"

19 comments:

Undercover Black Man said...

Cut Wanda some slack, DV. She's a brand new father.

Denmark Vesey said...

Cut her some slack? UB, I fuugs with Wanda. Man that girl has been cracking me up for years.

CNu said...

Looks like Hitchens is in need of an oral surgeon, a cosmetic dentist, an oncologist - and another good old fashioned ass whooping like the one he got in Beirut not too long ago....,

Anonymous said...

Chalk up another victory for the homosexual cabal. Plato, formerly known as DV, is giving Butch Sykes a pass cause she makes him laugh. (LOL)

Next thing you know Plato will be promoting pederasty.

Denmark Vesey said...

That's the difference me and you Byrd.

Richard Pryor made me laugh too and he used drugs.

I think he was a beautiful brother and a great human being. Doesn't mean I endorse smoking crack.

Wanda makes me laugh. She is clever and relevant. Doesn't mean I endorse two women having babies via test tubes.

I find the Hitchens issue interesting because the cat is being universally reviled for stating the obvious.

Are the words "black" and "dyke" inherently derogatory?

Wouldn't that be like someone calling me a black blogger?

Or you a white troll?

that dude said...

I love Christopher Hitchens at times, but then he'll turn around and remind you he's a conservative ass.

This is one of those times.

It's morning in America. Fuck you, whitey. Wanda Sykes was hilarious. And Rush needs to die of kidney failure.

Undercover Black Man said...

Looks like Hitchens is in need of an oral surgeon, a cosmetic dentist, an oncologist...

... and Jesus.

Anonymous said...

he needs to worry about his drinking problem he drinks like a fish.

Anonymous said...

"Wanda makes me laugh. She is clever and relevant. Doesn't mean I endorse two women having babies via test tubes."

There's one word for this--HYPOCRITE

You may as well cease and desist with your homophobic postings.

Denmark Vesey said...

"There's one word for this--HYPOCRITE
"



There's two words for this --POORLY EDUCATED

Undercover Black Man said...

You may as well cease and desist with your homophobic postings...

... before you get dildo-whipped by a gang of WNBA all-stars.

Seriously though, DV, the anonymous stranger has a point. You respect the woman's art; you just don't respect her humanity, freely exercised.

Like all those crackers who dug Sammy Davis... but felt like lynching him when he married May Britt.

Denmark Vesey said...

"Seriously though, DV, the anonymous stranger has a point. You respect the woman's art; you just don't respect her humanity, freely exercised." UBM

I'm not sure what you mean UB.

Do I come off as if I don't respect "Wanda Syke's humanity"?

I hope not, because I most certainly do.

As a point of principle I don't confuse a person's sexual impulses with "their humanity".

I've got a friend flies all over the world screwing 2 and 3 prostitutes at a time.

I love him as a human being, but I don't think his sexual habits are in his self-interest.

We play golf smoke cigars, and he regales me with his tales doggystylin' one 20 year old Dominican while tongue kissing a 22 year old Columbian and finger-poppin' a 19 year old Puerto Rican with fake titties.

We have a few chuckles and I inevitably say ... "Man you better get married and have some kids before you Johnson falls off".

He says: "Sheeeeeeeeeeit. One day. But right now it's ON n POPPIN'!"

We laugh again, but he appreciates my encouragement to do what he is going to wish he had done when he reaches his 'golden years'.

And it's a two way street. He encourages me to get on his insane work our regime because of it's good benefits. (I try to heed his advice)

Do I consider Wanda Sykes the married "father" of twins?

Nooooooooo.

Do I think she is a wonderful human being?

Yesssssssss.

Do I think people who participate in the political illusion of homosexual marriage and test tube babies mentally ill?

Noooooooo.

I consider them punks and conformists who pretend to buy into the propaganda because it's easier than challenging it.

But I'm all ears brother. Give me some feedback. Why is my rejection of the political propaganda of the homosexual lobby perceived as simple "hatred of gays" by otherwise well educated intelligent people?

Wanda makes me laugh. What greater testament to her humanity is there than that?

ILLMATH said...

"Are the words "black" and "dyke" inherently derogatory?"
That exactly what Im saying? She is Black she's is a dike! Black is a great name to be called.

Hey (anonymous) Byrd my melanin deprived brother... why have you been you posting anonymous? No one here wants you to feel unwelcome. All of my jabs have solely been in jest man. It's only because I like you that I fuck wit you baby. So display your name proudly Byrd.

Hey Christopher Hitchens asked me to forward you this rhyme from his myspace.
"Even though my mouth looks a petrie dish
I drink like a fish
from a dull grey island with the queens and the twits
I like to sip
champagne 'ngac and the like
sniff
cocaine lines offa dikes
Came up with a scheme with my little baby bro
We go have a beef like the east and west coast
it was cute
sponsored by Heritage institute poops
Black dike getting outta place I ve written thirty books and they're seein' that bitches face
I became a citizen! and that Girl here as a slave!
Taking my stage! staking her claim!
tomorrow she'll be all over the tv and periodical pages!
Im the one on the Left Wing Gate keepin' it safe for us!
Im C.H bitches Im radical and Im atheist!
This polywog be stealing my bloody shine and best believe she's gonna pay for this!
LWG!
Im a Left Wing Gate Keepa'!
I eat beets and pies with meat
I've fulfilled my fantasy of the teets of white sheeps
CH likes a faggots like he likes his haggus
Ms. Hitchen's called me a maggot cuz Mr. hitchens was my Daddy
and his grill was also bad.
But my baby blues proved to be a great feature
cuz now I ma LWF
Left Wing Gatekeeper!"

Anonymous said...

There's one word for this--HYPOCRITE

There's two words for this --POORLY EDUCATED

How would someone who is thoroughly confused on a complicated subject--the politics of homosexuality--even know if someone else is poorly educated?

Sykes wants Rush's kidney's to fail. One of Rush's fans wants to put super glue on both ends of Sykes strap-on, so that she and her partner can get stuck like dogs.

Ouch!

Denmark Vesey said...

"How would someone who is thoroughly confused on a complicated subject--the politics of homosexuality--even know if someone else is poorly educated?" "Anonymous"

a) your syntax

b) your emotional need to prove me wrong

Big Man said...

Slurs ain't cool.

If you use slurs, you're insulting someone beyond acceptable measures.

From my perspective as a Christian that's out of bounds. But, everybody doesn't think like that.

Big Man said...

DV

See, that's why I come here cause even though we disagree on some stuff, I respect your mind on other stuff.

You can hate the sin, without hating the sinner.

If a Christian can't understand that concept, I wonder how they understand God.

Anonymous said...

Syntax—LOL. Here’s a novel idea for you Plato, how about a sin-tax on “Sykes dykes.” That might help your MESS-I-AH reduce the huge deficit he’s building. Why not tax hedonism rather than taking money from HBCU’s.

“President Barack Obama's education budget, unveiled last week, included major spending increases in many areas – but didn't include an extra $85 million that black institutions have received for the past two years thanks to a 2007 change to student loan laws.

That two-year-old program provided direct funds to federally recognized HBCUs – historically black colleges and universities.

Other direct federal support to the schools would increase from $238 million to $250 million, but with the expiration of the HBCU fund the schools effectively would see a $73 million cut.

A program supporting Native American tribal colleges would also see decreased funding, while one for institutions serving large numbers of Hispanic students would see an increase from $93 million to $98 million.

Historically black colleges and universities have been hit particularly hard by the recession, and HBCU leaders said this is no time to cut back on programs offering direct support to institutions that play an outsized role educating the neediest students.

Leaders of historically black colleges say they'll fight a reduction in a federal program they call a financial lifeline at a time of economic distress for the schools and their students.”

I’m glad they’ve decided to fight. Someone needs to stand up to this imperialist puppet and war criminal.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ThT3u4TWuY8

Constructive Feedback said...

[quote]Black dike getting outta place I ve written thirty books and they're seein' that bitches face
I became a citizen! and that Girl here as a slave!Taking my stage! staking her claim!
tomorrow she'll be all over the tv and periodical pages![/quote]

All of this is quite ironic.

Some would argue that Hitchen's comment about her "getting out of her place" is a statement of his White Supremacy.

IN TRUTH - the opposite has more evidence from the entire episode.

Had a WHITE MALE CONSERVATIVE wished that a Black Political figure die of "kidney failure" the ENTIRE mainstream media would have launched an attack on this SUPREME WHITE MALE.

Wanda Sykes benefited from the "assumed inferiority" of Black people, on a relative basis and thus she avoided this universal condemnation and instead was lifted up as a worthy attacker of a WHITE MALE CONSERVATIVE.

(Think about it) Not even the presence of the PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES who sat in the company of Ms Sykes and who benefited from her knee capping this White Male Conservative COULD PUSH HER UP TO AN EQUAL STATUS to that of a White Male Conservative - who if caught saying the same thing while taking a piss at a urinal being filmed on a camera phone would have been attacked thoroughly. I don't understand how some of you think on a strategic basis.

It seems that you hate Rush Limbuagh more then you desire to have the STRUCTURES OF EQUAL LIMITS to be placed upon Black people as they are on WHITES.

In your choice to leave it up to the WHITE CONSERVATIVES that were attacked to fight their own fight to maintain the dignity of an officially sanctioned presidential event - you simply show that that which OFFENDED YOU IN THE PAST was not ABSOLUTELY REPUGNANT TO YOU.......it was more of a POWER RELATIONSHIP imbalance. Now that YOUR KIND is in power - you plan to exert the same things that you found contemptible.

Sorry - YOU LOSE as you have failed to build up the INFRASTRUCTURE that is necessary to survive IF AND WHEN "THEY" see that GENES are thicker than the Constitution - especially when the water level is draining out of the pool quickly and there is a grand fight for scarce resources.