Wednesday, April 29, 2009

ILLMATH said...
Illmath flies over Guadalajara
straight into tomora'
past el salvador over the salvachucha mara
where "yes" is "si"
and "for" is "para"
where I engage la gente
de la sparring match for power
simultaneously correcting the sins of our fathers
con palabras I devour cowards
call me "hundred dollar by the hour"
turd is sweet
thor is sour
pop my collar on them followers
That nigger undercover talking reckless just cuz he got a job uh
C nulan still schoolin

big Wayne still bang
Rjesq still finesse Robin still hot like flame
Ill still trill
Law new to game
Course DV puts it down in this bitch like Charlemagne

47 comments:

illmatheries said...

Nice

Undercover Black Man said...

Nice flower.

lawegohard said...

So I guess I shouldn't shave?

Denmark Vesey said...

Brother Ill!

Man where you been?

You know even them professorial squares on here been ryhming. CNu and Mills kicked some lyrics.

I'm going to have to dust off the mic and remind ya'll cats who king.


ugghhh um um ..

All praise is due to Allah
but big ups to my man Krishna
some cats dig Kafka
I eat guava in Cuba
and caviar in Prussia
play golf in Santa Barbra
mind quick as a cobra
even through this plasma
you suckas feel my aura,
DV is loved by geisha's,
jewish chicks from Persia
and Caribbean libras
with thick vulvas

lincolnperry said...

Lawdy!!!!!!!!DV

Anonymous said...

Hairy!

pink said...

Hey I'm a Caribbean libra!

As for the pic, seriously???

jeri said...

Why do you only post pics of bruthas celebrating their skills. But of women, only celebrating their naked bodies?

This woman here could have the IQ of an ant, but somehow she is more worthy of a post than Da Brat or Tracy Chapman?

Anonymous said...

@jeri: Da Brat? Tracy Chapman?

Stop it.

as for the hairy monkey..stinky I am sure...

TGN

ILLMATH said...

Illmath flies over Guadalajara
straight into tomora'
past el salvador over the salvachucha mara
where "yes" is "si"
and "for" is "para"
where I engage la gente
de la sparring match for power
simultaneously correcting the sins of our fathers
con palabras I devour cowards
call me "hundred dollar by the hour"
turd is sweet
thor is sour
pop my collar on them followers
That nigger undercover taliking reckless just cuz he got a job uh
C nulan still schoolin
big Wayne still bang
Rjesq still finesse Robin still hot like flame
Ill still trill
Law new to game
Course DV puts it down in this bitch like Charlemagne

Unknown said...

Well if it stinks Illmath wants to smell it. Betchu it stanks so good like pheromones and futurefunk.. uh ok I went a little far but (sniff sniff ahhh)

ILLMATH said...

Yo UBM Im just a joshin man Im actually glad to see you and DV are on relatively good terms... Anyway shot out to you even though you sometimes say the most backwards shit... Are you Black?

Undercover Black Man said...

Are you Black?

That depends who you ask, Ill.

I say yes. Mike Fisher says no. Professor Griff says yes.

What difference does it make? It's just a "social construct" anyway... right?

By the way... ask Fisher if he's black. He does not define himself as such.

Constructive Feedback said...

[quote]But of women, only celebrating their naked bodies?[/quote]

Celebrating the naked body of a female is the highest form of complement when done artfully as my good man DV has successfully accomplished.

I still favor Beverly Johnson though.

IlLMATH said...

You look Black to me... I guess you're famous.. had no idea but you mustve done something to have Griff shout you out.. bout to google you..

Anonymous said...

That's what I'm talkin bout, a real woman, bush and all.

That's right LAWE--do not shave.

lawegohard said...

The Beverly Johnson pic is beautiful, but I don't know about that being the highest form of a compliment to a women. I can think of others.

Michael Fisher said...

Mills...

"I say yes. Mike Fisher says no.".

Nah, Ill. Mills says he's black, but he also admitted repeatedly that he lives as a white man on the daily.

Which means he's got no idea what it means to be black in this country.

Which, in turn, means that he basically falls into the category of Wigger.

Which, by the way, also explains his racist rantings.

Denmark Vesey said...

"Which means he's got no idea what it means to be black in this country." MF



... What does it mean?

Michael Fisher said...

You don't know?

If it means being a member of a global system black supremacy, he don't know what it mean, if it means being subjected to white supremacy he don't know what it mean.

Either way, he can't relate.

Denmark Vesey said...

Um ....

I don't know Fish.

See, I was feeling you on your point about race and how these broad categorical generalizations really don't tell us anything about the individual, because we area all different.

But it seems as if you abandon that nugget of wisdom in the above example and your application of it to Brother Mills.

See, MY experience as a black man in America has been absolutely FanTabULous. I mean, really really cool. Like, muhfuggas would pay a monthly subscription to experience my version of "black".

I mean ... if there's a white boy in America has a better experience being white than I have being black - I want to meet him.

But maybe Mill's version of black is mundane, prosaic and banal. Maybe he subscribes to a notion of blackness projected by the liberal social engineers of the Plantation that portray black as suffering, less-than and synonymous with victim status.

Maybe he was not fortunate enough to grow up immersed in the Hip Hop mantra of INDIVIDUAL black self-aggrandizement, which is the only known anecdote for GSWS.

Or. Maybe David is cool. Maybe he rejects all presumptions about his "blackness" because he happens to have a few black ancestors among his diverse ethnic background. Maybe he is expressing is inner-Tiger Woods. I applaud him either way.

Nah Fish. What it means to be black in America is not universal amongst blacks in America.

Michael Fisher said...
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Michael Fisher said...

DV...

"See, MY experience as a black man in America has been absolutely FanTabULous."..

If you say so, it is so. But that means that you lived as a BLACK man in America and lived a FanTabULous Black man life.

Mills admits that he lives as a WHITE man. So, be his life FanTabULous or misreable or mundane, it is a FanTabULous or misreable or mundane WHITE man life.

Meaning, he can't relate.

Michael Fisher said...

miserable

leavembowlegged said...

Race is a primarily genetic construct.
Culture is a primarily social construct.

A "genetic" fish raised as a "cultural" bird might be able to chirp, but still can't fly.

Denmark Vesey said...

leavembowlegged said...

Race is a primarily genetic construct.
Culture is a primarily social construct.

A "genetic" fish raised as a "cultural" bird might be able to chirp, but still can't fly."


Uh oh.

I like this cat!

Constructive Feedback said...

[quote]I don't know about that being the highest form of a compliment to a women.[/quote]

I guess I should have said "In my mind.....the highest form of compliment to a woman it to appreciate her while she is naked in front of me".

Does this work for you?

It typically does for me.

(Wait just a second)

I had to scroll down and worship Beverly.

(My wife just walked to the side of my computer and I had to scroll back up real quick :lol:)

Denmark Vesey said...

LOL.

That's funny CF.

Glad to you hear you have a wife.

If a million brothers married a millio sisters and raised 2 million children, in 25 years blacks would be the most powerful people in America.

All the rest ... Civil Rights, Affirmative Action, Politics etc., is just talk and head-fakes.

Undercover Black Man said...

Mills says he's black, but he also admitted repeatedly that he lives as a white man on the daily.

Whoa! That's funny, Fish. You could make a living as a comedian. If you weren't insane.

Michael Fisher said...

Well, you did tell us that white people generally think that you are white and that you usually do not correct them "Undercover Black". Now, do you or do you not tell white people in your daily life that you are black?

Undercover Black Man said...

Maybe he subscribes to a notion of blackness projected by the liberal social engineers of the Plantation that portray black as suffering, less-than and synonymous with victim status.

Nah, DV. That would be Mike Fisher... as you well know.

Fish can "relate" to being black (even though he does not define himself as black) by having a white mother, being raised in Germany, being educated in Germany and at Yale University, and still defining himself as a victim of a Global System of White Supremacy.

Must suck being him.

Anonymous said...

roflmao!!!! Mike Fisher is half white??

i knew it!

Michael Fisher said...
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Michael Fisher said...

anon...

"Mike Fisher is half white??".

I am?

Which half? Left or right? Top or bottom?

Michael Fisher said...

Mills...

"Fish can "relate" to being black (even..."Mills, you're skirting the issue again. The issue is: Do you tell white people who, as a rule think you are white, that you indeed are not?

Undercover Black Man said...

Which half?

Below the waist.

Undercover Black Man said...

The issue is: Do you tell white people who, as a rule think you are white, that you indeed are not?

Of course.

Most Latinos think I'm Latino. Cats always coming up to me on the street asking if I speak Spanish. Does that mean I live my life as a Latino?

Michael Fisher said...

Well, that's not what you said before. Interesting.

Undercover Black Man said...

Mike Fisher on April 27, 2009: “... I never defined MYSELF as black. ... I am ‘black’ because others who have the power to do so impose that definition on me. That ACT OF IMPOSITION is an unjust act in and off itself.”

Michael Fisher said...

And your point is, Mills?

lawegohard said...

@CF's quote: I guess I should have said "In my mind.....the highest form of compliment to a woman it to appreciate her while she is naked in front of me". Does this work for you?

What works for me is Respect.

I'm a girl and I get jocked all day 4 physical sh*t, like I'm sure most girls do. Not that I care about any of that, because that and a nickle would get me a cup of coffee.

However, whatever works for you is cool. Do u.

Much love,

la

jeri said...

"In my mind.....the highest form of compliment to a woman it to appreciate her while she is naked in front of me".

Does this work for you?

It typically does for me.
----
Really? So, is that how you compliment your mom or gramma? Your pastor? Your doctor? Rosa Parks?

And if I want your "highest compliment," then I have to take my clothes off for you to appreciate me?

Intellectual Insurgent said...

"In my mind.....the highest form of compliment to a woman is to appreciate her while she is naked in front of me".Ladies, if you are offended by this statement, you are revealing what you have obviously never experienced - the gaze of a man upon your naked body that is like the gaze of a connossieur of art upon a great painting.

There is no more wonderous a compliment than when a man wants to admire the fine piece of God's art that you are.

Illmath said...

"See, MY experience as a black man in America has been absolutely FanTabULous. I mean, really really cool. Like, muhfuggas would pay a monthly subscription to experience my version of "black".

I mean ... if there's a white boy in America has a better experience being white than I have being black - I want to meet him."

Dammit!!I couldn't have said it better DV. But only cuz I haven't had much time to blog.. now with that said I think my man Fish was referring to the haterism that accompanies being the Strongest most Masculine most Stylish the most Physically and Charismatic aspect of this culture. ( Not to mention intellectual superiority you hear about the black high schooler was teaching the white boys a new way to use a medical instrument? Yeah that ain't makin' the news Dave mills) It comes with a lotta haters DV. White man's behavior can at times mirror that of a jealous bitch. It ain't easy being pretty DV you should know that man. I cant say its easy all time walking up in the spot dick swinging in the wind natural swagger on high. When you just wanna lay low white boys go into that primal "fight or flight" mode.. the rest of the time they fall into place and treat you overly kind. It could be that Im exceedingly good looking . Who knows? But I must admit that shit can be a bit difficult at times.... but so can being Hugh Hefner. Wouldn't trade it for the world... well maybe I'd like to be a 6'5' 250 pound Nigerian banker for a couple a weeks and live the ultimate dream but Im good with my "5'10 caramel peanut butter almond eyed six pack havin' basketball golf football snowboarding ski trip goin' world travelin' biligual speaking natural body cuts havin' hollywood foothills livin' international playalistic self" Now Im about to book my flight to DC smoke a bowl and then my lady will join me later and we're going to the Green Door for some drinks. It's friday!

IllyMacMilly said...

"Most Latinos think I'm Latino. Cats always coming up to me on the street asking if I speak Spanish. Does that mean I live my life as a Latino?"

Mills before I knew spanish old women would approach me expecting me to speak spanish. So what. Can't say why older women... but I have my theories. What is a Latino? The most recent movie I shot was primarily a Latino cast they thought I was Columbian when I first met them. Black ppl I notice always picture themselves less African in their minds. Just from my observation. Im sure if you go to Spain yo Black ass would surely be a Moroccan. By the way what are you working on My Brotha and who is casting it? Notice how I worked the "Brotha angle"...

Constructive Feedback said...

lawegohard said...

[quote] What works for me is Respect.[/quote]

In my real world persona I afford much respect to the female.

I would rather have a good intellectual conversation with an attractive female than the consequences to my marriage would afford me to do anything else with her.

lawegohard said...

^Hat tip to you CF.

Just for shits and giggles, does that go for Beverly Johnson circa 1978?

Don't answer that, if it will get you in trouble with the wifey.