Soteria said...
ummm... I need Youtube to be for sure...so what's up gentlemen!?!?Soteria, I love you
and would never be rude
but these cats.
don't want no DV.
on no YouTube.
My verbal Kung Fu
come through
and destroy you know who
with lyrical Jujitsu
They'd be like
"Soteria! How we gonna get wit DV?
How we gonna make people feel?
YouTube too much like TV
even DV's alter-ego is real!"
Soteria,
your suggestion is causing hysteria
in suburbia among the Herbs, and uh
I appreciate your enthusiasm
but I already give these cats brain spasms
and lyrical ass whuppuns
never stutter
n seldom mummble
Make hearts flutter
ready to rumble
hard to be humble
when you are a black man
who owns his own jungle
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OK, DV's got game, but it's a new generation
I'm gonna make you fill out one of those internet age verifications.
Not tryin to clown, 'cuz for your age, you're the bomb.
But weren't you around to draft dodge Vietnam?
My generation will be the era that cured cancer,
Your generation will be the era of the Black Panther,
Don't you remember Nixon and the whole Watergate scandal?
Don't you remember how hard it was for white people to handle?
The eloquent words of the Reverend Dr. King
With his nonoviolent protests and his constant marching?
My bad excuse me, I'm getting a little off track,
Allow me a moment just to reel myself back
Into the topic at hand "Who's trees are these?"
Well, I ran a title search and it doesn't say DV's.
Verbal Kung Fu? My shit's verbal Tai Chi.
My style will submit your style in the octagon in the UFC
We can televise it worldwide, both near and far,
So everyone sees my style catch your style in a lyrical arm bar
So, DV. Just holla when you've trained for this bout.
When all you'll really be training to do is learning to tap out.
This jungle is MINE! I'm taking it by Eminent Domain.
Run your title search now
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I bet you that shit say BIG WAYNE.
New generataion?
Nigga you look one of the Staples Singers
Why The Nerve!
You Herb!
Looking Like Lamont Sanford
and his boy Rollo
didn't you know
fuggin' wit DV
is a no no
Who old?
Must have seen me in the Caddy
or playin' golf with my caddy
and said "When I grow up"
I want DV be my Daddy.
But see you aint lil Wayne
this aint Cash Money
I aint Baby
you rap like a monkey
You want me to play Daddy
I really think it's funny
but your flow
got me dying
it really aint funky
to be the king of the jungle
you gots to be a lion
Like I am
hot like an iron
I'm bout to put my foot in yo ass
yes I am
You want me to be your pops?
OK. That's cute.
But when I walk in the room, Jr.
stop, drop and salute.
you a clever little bastard
but my flow is sick like cancer
Now Wayne, your knowledge is kinda Jr. College
and the shit you kick is Ol' school.
What I spit got niggas walkin' the aisles of Whole Foods
takin' red meat off the plate, Clearin' up their face, got their wives losin' weight,
and loving their kids enough not to vaccinate. Listen to my words you know they resonate, DV is school for you. So accept your fate. Don't hate. Kiss your wife. Tell her DV is the most interesting nigga you ever met in your life.
Oh shit, the flow just hit the floodgate.
See my food is like my flow -organic
My lyrics like my complexion - exotic
The waves in the wig - seasick
The architecture at the crib - Vedic
the pentameter - iambic
I might let you be my - sidekick
Think I'm pussy? Well I'm laced with - arsenic
Big Wayne you little toothpick, you don't want to get measured against my yardstick, rap like you stuck in traffic, start thinking you terrific, but you really slapstick, shouldn't do it in public, I'm chosen - you can call me God's handpicked. Wayne, how you gonna git with DV? They don't even grow that much chronic. You'd have to smoke the Purple haze, the OG Kush and the Bubonic .
(Here's where you sign off and come back as anonymous)
Matter of fact, you might have to skip the weed,
grab a needle tie up your arm and shoot smack.
Now sit back, flex you arm and let your jaw go slack.
Nod nigga nod.
I'm a digital dope dealer and you my addict.
See you drop a nice line,
But then I come right back
on the attack, claiming my thrown ... a matter of fact.
Wayne you a fun guy, but I gotta blow your high
you little fungi, cuz you see, I
suggest less babbling and more reading
Before you go up against a 1,000 years of selective breeding.
Stay in your place,
fuck with Ill Math, Bird Eye or Big J
But kiss my ring, know I am king
smoke a fatty and remember,
you don't ever ever ever ...
wanna fuck with Daddy.
The jungle I call home
aint summin' you can get with a sub-prime loan,
even if you had Jesse, Sharpton and Alan Greenspan on the phone.
You gonna need more
than that 504 Fica score.
Stop laughin'. It aint funny
The king of the jungle is a lion
not a noisy monkey
But later for that. Listen, regarding your apprehension, no matter the intention, of the government intervention
not to mention your poor comprehension and hereditary hypertension you'd be facing extinction when I decide it's time for some action I'm just going to gather my faction of henchmen in my mansion with orders to make an orphan, Where you get the notion? You ridiculous person, to gamble with your little pension?
Cuz see, after you missin', to your girl, I'd be whisperin':
"baby ... we gotta do summin 'bout this tension".
Nah. Dem days is over.
I'm a happily married man.
No more takin' cats dimes
just cuz i can.
I wouldn't do that to a fan.
(Stone face. Dead pan.)
I just dismiss pretenders
with a wave of my hand.
Now Wayne, your knowledge is kinda Jr. College
and the shit you kick is Ol' school.
What I spit got niggas walkin' the aisles of Whole Foods
takin' red meat off the plate, Clearin' up their face, got their wives losin' weight,
and loving their kids enough not to vaccinate
wow!
I LOVE THIS!!!
:)
DV...Thats why I fucks wit you.
If I'm Lamont, then you're Flav with one foot in the grave
Mr. cocoa butta brotha with the deep deep waves.
And cocoa cocoa butta? Nah. There must be another
Cuz you dark as 3a.m. when all the rapist and the muggers
Run through the streets and commit all their crimes
Like battling Big Wayne and tryin to take whats mine.
This Jungle This River and These Trees
Don't worry, I'll subdivide a small section for you and your family.
Just dont be late with the Rent
Cuz I hate that shit
I'd hate to have to post a 3-Day Notice To Pay or Quit
On the big oak tree
That you rent from me
And have the sherrifs exile you outta the garden like Eve
And have your kids asking "Dad where we gon' sleep"
"Well for now kids we'll be sleeping in this jeep
Im sorry to fail you kids when I know you need me,
Daddy got beside himself decided to bite tha hand that feeds me."
Now come on DV, we both know you don't want that.
So, at this point it would be in your best interest to fall back
Before you really piss me off and believe me, I bet
That you wouldn't wanna see me when I get upset.
Cause that's when I swell up and I turn all green
And my eyes get blood shot and I rip through I my jeans.
This is real talk, and I say what I mean,
I just don't want no hurt feelings at the next TSO outing.
Now, I like you DV and appreciate the history lessons
But where I'm from we learn our lessons from the Smiths and from the Wessons.
Where you see chuck taylors on telephone wires,
When crooked cops get off we set shit on fire.
Where wannabe thugs get eaten alive,
Where only the hungriest hustlers survive.
It's the 90008, but of course you don't know
About the lifestyle outside the 90210
See I did my research, I know about DV.
Did DV do his research? Does he know about me?
Does DV know I pay cash for what I own?
I bought this whole jungle without no muthafuckin bank loan.
850Fico. I wear it on my license plates
And my other plates the license says paper chase
I hope you don't think that was just some slick line
Just drive up Stocker and you can come see me anytime.
And Since I like you, I'll even sign you a photo
With the caption "To DV, from DV 20years ago"
And Takin cats Dimes...just 'cause you can?
DV, the best day of your life would be to be Big Wayne's wing man.
Cuz what you call a dime is just a nickel to me,
My chicks came off runways in Milan or Paris
You my pops? Ha! you're more like Alfred to me
Remember the butler who used to make Batman's hot tea?
And wash all his clothes and would always clean the cave?
Yeah, you're that guy, except I dress you like a French maid.
Wayne, that one up top was cool!
RJEsq
My favorite part was the emminent domain line.
RJEsq
Damn!!! This is HOT!
I like that photo, you in the picture DV?
C One
You know it's me man. Look at the swagger.
Swagger all day and all night
Ok ILL's back to brag and talk reality
I write your reality making your reality a fallacy...
Ya'll seen Ill guaranteed on the big and the small screen doin scenes with beauty queens.. Im superextraordinary
but if they find out who Ill is all reactions surely will vary
I come on DV's blog just to be me cuz what you see on TV is rarely really me since 16 been up in this industry Im so privleged ppl might think I was a king or a knight or white
Having white nigga's carry my bags
get me sandwiches coca colas I joke and call em a fags and he laughs
tell em to hold my Big Red for my fam opened the dooor up since one four
Ills traveled around the world from vancouver to the pyrannees Ills felt the levant breeze put him at ease while on exctasy getting "cheeky" with "dodgy" brits took trains thru prague ditched Italian police shirtless and barely jogged
make a mil and spent it all
then got back a fourth could drink a quart just for sport but prefers the earth's herb.. has won awards for his words but still defers to his elders has nothing in common with the average or it's a communication failure.
Ill reads and smokes weed cuz Ive never worked for nobody the niggas who sign my check I collaborated with...dunny But Ill likes his anonymity cuz if they found out if talking this shit they just might mini me. Whiteball me.. who. the gay lobby and the ashkenazis probably..Ok Dv You make me proud but Im the youngest flyest man on this blog and that's Rt
that means real talk I say fuck humility since Im not a christian a bragodocious soliloquiy
might stop you but nothing ever hinders me before 14 I was doing plays for church teens.
Uh.. maybe that flow was tooo complex... that was along the lines of freeway or kurupt or post LIL wayne...
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