Denmark Vesey: Gisele Says "Fuck The Dollar"

Thursday, June 19, 2008

Gisele Says "Fuck The Dollar"

The American dollar is so weak Gisele Bundchen refuses to be paid with it anymore. The Brazilian supermodel officially demanded her most recent Pantene salary in euros, putting her in the esteemed ranks of important people including numerous hedge fund managers, Elizabeth Kucinich, Warren Buffett and his protege Rachel Zoe, with this public statement as to how the Bush Administration's fiscal irresponsibility could sentence the American people to a lifetime of even-more-ludicrously-expensive-than-usual Louis Vuitton.

3 comments:

All-Mi-T [Thought Crime] Rawdawgbuffalo said...: i aint mad
im down with the euro
but moreso the dinar

ps chk out what I call being blinded by the Obamafication of America; Jun 19, 2008, 3:07:00 PM
Denmark Vesey said...: What up T?!

Man your blog is off the hook.

Let me link this.; Jun 19, 2008, 3:53:00 PM
Anonymous said...: That's a bad bitch! I ain't mad at you G!; Jun 20, 2008, 9:45:00 AM

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