Monday, May 05, 2008

Nick Cannon's Strange Oedipus Complex. Why Do Young Brother's Seem To Marry Their Momma's?

I don't understand these young cats today. Nick, remember that today's "thick" is tomorrow's "swole".
CNulan said...
While I'm on that thought, you KNOW that she broke him off in ways that here-to-date he has only ever imagined.

Don't nobody but a fool want a bony young girl fumblin, bumblin and stumblin around the bedroom.

Between his surplus reserves of young man stamina and her thick, juicy, maturity, LAWD HEP ME JEEZUS - this is a couple coordinating the zenith of yin of yang. Young brah gone have some fun for about 18 months until the thrill is gone. Meanwhile, grumpy old men will mutter their jealous irritation into a warm cup of metamucil.....

7 comments:

CNu said...

straight hate...,

you need to congratulate the young brother on his refined taste in mature erotica.

CNu said...

While I'm on that thought, you KNOW that she broke him off in ways that here-to-date he has only ever imagined.

Don't nobody but a fool want a bony young girl fumblin, bumblin and stumblin around the bedroom.

Between his surplus reserves of young man stamina and her thick, juicy, maturity, LAWD HEP ME JEEZUS - this is a couple coordinating the zenith of yin of yang. Young brah gone have some fun for about 18 months until the thrill is gone. Meanwhile, grumpy old men will mutter their jealous irritation into a warm cup of metamucil.....,

Intellectual Insurgent said...

Meanwhile, grumpy old men will mutter their jealous irritation into a warm cup of metamucil.....,

Gotta give CNu props on that line. Funniest line since Birdeye accused Fisher of being a Jew. LOL! :-)

Anonymous said...

Cnu, I'm appreciating your perspective more and more each day.

Re: DV's commentary on the main page....Even you have an off day. Still loves ya.

Denmark Vesey said...

LOL.

That's funny CNu. I feel you man.

But ... but ... let's pause for a second.

Is Nick Cannon, picking a wife ... or holding a contest to see who can make him bust the biggest nut?

Because, if that's the case, why stop with Mariah Carey? Why not marry Superhead or Jada Fire, that chick with the volcanic punany?

"Between his surplus reserves of young man stamina and her thick, juicy, maturity" CNu

thick? juicy? maturity?

Yeah maybe.

Or is it fat, plastic and old?

Come on CNu, for your son? You going to pick Mariah Carey over Selita Eubanks?

Bra, even people who still eat pork know better than that.

In 18 months she is going to be a big ol' yellow Diva.

CNu said...

Selita Eubanks latched opportunistically onto young Nick so's he could give her career a ride. Mariah decided to tug young bucks sleeve so's she could give and get one helluva ride. Cause bottomline, he ain't got jack else to offer Mariah besides breath and britches.

Very possibly, at her age with the biological clock a ticking, in 18 months, she'll be big with a little Cannon in the oven.

If this was my boy, this would be SUCH a no-brainer that no fatherly advice would prove necessary. His judgement is already adequate to a case as straightforward as this one.

I see they got your beverage of choice available in new pink lemonade flavor. umm, umm, good.....,

Anonymous said...

Hey, Mariah Carey is a step up for Nick Cannon, don't trip. Just like Janet was a step up for your boy Jermaine Dupri.