Tuesday, May 06, 2008

Eggs For Breakfast? Peep What You Are Putting In Your Body


Undercover footage of an egg processing plant.

6 comments:

CNu said...

Fried Egg Sammich...,

Take a thick pat of butter, put it in a hot frying pan.

Drop two slices of your preferred bread on the butter to toast and crack open one egg to fry over easy alongside the bread.

Meanwhile, put one large slice of frozen pre-cooked pork sausage in the microwave (two if they're smaller) for ~75 seconds to warm through, and through.

Flip over the bread and the egg, liberally sprinkle your favorite shredded cheese on one of the butter toasted bread slices.

Remove the hot sausage from the microwave and drop it on the now cheesy slice of bread.

Using the spatula - slide the over easy egg onto the sausage on the cheesy slice. Top with the other slice of butter toasted bread.

Pour up an ice cold tumbler of Welch's grape juice and a hot cup of Cafe du Monde - liberally creamed with Hazelnut non-dairy creamer.

Hollar at your thick, juicy honeybun Mariah to come down from bed "Baby, it's on!!!"

bon apetit......, rotflmbao

Denmark Vesey said...

LOL ...

"Pour up an ice cold tumbler of Welch's grape juice and a hot cup of Cafe du Monde - liberally creamed with Hazelnut non-dairy creamer."

Abosorb the pesticide, antibiotic and hormones - develop tumors the size the softballs - saturate your colon with chicken drugs, poisons and variety of muck from the industrial process.

Sit on the toilet one day and watch your colon just drop straight into the toilet.

Call Mariah's cell. She doesn't pick up because she is having more lard liposucked out her ass.

Call 911, but eat a Tuna Melt while you wait for the ambulance. At this point, what difference does it make?

CNu said...

Abosorb the pesticide, antibiotic and hormones - develop tumors the size the softballs - saturate your colon with chicken drugs, poisons and variety of muck from the industrial process.

Sit on the toilet one day and watch your colon just drop straight into the toilet.


rotflmbao...,

That's what happens to weak arugula , sushi, and raw foods eatin muphukkaz ...., washing down that "whole foods" goodness with ice cold pink lemonade flavored metamucil.

Out here in the heartland, we get enough beans, greens, corn, peppers apples and peanuts (and strong coffee with chicory) to keep it moving three times daily.

Total transit time from the rooter to the tooter ~11 hours. {The indigestible tracers keep you honest about inbound and outbound flows.}

As Gurdjieff said, "shit good, pray good"!

Anonymous said...

CNU,
LMAO!

This is the best part...

"Total transit time from the rooter to the tooter ~11 hours."

You've been on a roll going on 2 weeks now.

CNu said...

DV's been exceptionally generous with source material....(^;

Anonymous said...

Horrible!