Thursday, March 27, 2008

The Punkish Shit I've Seen In Years

How you going to propose to a woman ... on NATIONAL television ... and she say "no". LOL. She'd have to be 8 months pregnant and suing me for marriage before I get down on one knee, center court at half-time.

They've got to be putting something in the water, or hypnotizing cats with Adam Sandler movies or something.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

DAMN!! How can you possible live that down? That shit is humiliating!!

Anonymous said...

U know the killer is not that she said no, it's the fact that she didn't even play it off and then tell him no after they got off camera. She kept it gully at mid-court and basically said "screw your feelings" and how how much of a sucka this makes you look". You should have checked with me first, before you brought me out here in front of all these people.

Anonymous said...

Some proposals come after two people have walked the walk together and both realize that the trip was far sweeter together. Those proposals are simply formalities, because the couple already gave their hearts and lives to and for the other.

Then there are two more possibilities which might explain this chick bolting for the door while her man is busing his kneecaps on the court:

1. The woman realized that she was playing house, but homeboy was fo'real. The ring ends the charade. Do or die. And she died.

2. The man knew the woman wasn't all in and he bet his Texas Hold'em hand that the ring would be the final magic attractant. Hell, aren't women always talking about "waiting for the ring?" Breaks my heart. The Marrying Guy should have folded.

I know one thing for sure... playing house or in love... the dead stare into the boobie-prize beer tells me dude didn't expect that punch in the gut (or to be escorted out of the fire by a big rat).

LMBO

Kalena said...

that's a good break down, hawa.

wow. this has happened before.

http://www.nbc10.com/video/2867839/index.html#

Kalena said...

http://www.nbc10.com/video/2867839
/index.html#

the full link

Kalena said...

http://www.nbc10.com/video/2867839
/index.html#

the full link

Anonymous said...

hilarious. somebody gave dat nigga beer!!

Anonymous said...

While I've never been proposed to, I have experienced a guy that could not have been any more off the mark about my feelings (or lack thereof) for him. Some guys are just freakin clueless and you literally have to kick them in the teeth for them to get it. Trust me. I know.