Monday, January 07, 2008

Physician or Pimp? "Vaginal Rejuvenation" - If This Aint Selling Pussy, What Is?


$6,450

The Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation Institute of America is founded and directed by Dr. David L. Matlock.

Dr. Matlock has pioneered and performed his proprietary Laser Vaginal Rejuvenation and Designer Laser Vaginoplasty surgery over the past 10 years and has trained physicians from 20 countries. He has devoted a significant portion of his gynecologic career to the study and treatment of vaginal relaxation and the enhancement of sexual gratification. For more information about Dr. Matlock and his practice, visit www.drmatlock.com

11 comments:

Anonymous said...

I dont understand the current version of the surgery (it was originally intended to eliminate incontinence in females who vaginal muscles werent sufficiently toned, i.e., urine would escape with the slightest amount of pressure), but props to this man for demonstrating his business acumen. If these chicks want nipped lips - so be it. I aint mad at this man for being there to provide the service.

But I'll add though, that white women are crazy. This confirms it. 6K when the dude aint really trippin anyway?! GTFOOH!

Oh, and a side note: I was surprised that there was no reference to female genital mutilation on this man's site. That would certainly make this type of surgery reasonable.

Submariner said...

DV, where do you find this stuff? LOL

Anonymous said...

That shet looks like roast beef. Yuck!!

Anonymous said...

So J...Mr. Roastbeef...you grossed out to the tune of 6k? I find that very hard to believe.

CNu said...

I believe the technical term is "meat curtains".....,

Anonymous said...

RJ,

I don't think I could hit that.

:-)

I'd cash in my 401(K) to fix that!

Denmark Vesey said...

LOL!

That's funny Big J.

Submariner,

I saw full page color "Vaginal Rejuvination" ad in the the LA Weekly. Right next to Botox, Liposuction and Plastic Titty ads.

Am I wrong, but aren't Doctors supposed to refrain from advertising?

It just contributed to my overall low opinion of the American medical establishment and Western Medicine in general.


(All except Emergency Medicine which apparently is the best in the world)

CNu said...

Am I wrong, but aren't Doctors supposed to refrain from advertising?

rotflmbao....,

CNu said...

Check it out. I'm fit'n to skewer one of the presenters at this conference for contributing to race-based pseudo-science.

When the Ivory Tower Goes to the Ebony Hood ... Striving for Cultural Proficiency in Multicultural Health Research Protocols and Marketing Strategies

Anonymous said...

you stupid J.

Denmark Vesey said...

That sounds interesting Cnu.

You supposed to hit us with at least a paragraph of thesis statement after that one.