Saturday, September 08, 2007

Hottest Joint On The Planet


Fuck Keats. Fuck TS Elliot. Fuck James Joyce. Fuck all those Russian poets except Pushkin. Fuck those lame Beat Poets of the '60's. Walt Whitman can go to thell.

Hip Hop has produced the greatest poets in the past 500 years.

skip sievert said...
Are you kidding ?
This looks like slick over produced bullshit product to me.

I mean it is fun to see the chicks kissing and all, and rubbing their crotches, but I think you could take some dweeb off the street, and do pretty much the same with the right make-up, and lights, and studio musicians.

Sure he can talk, and jive, and so forth, and rhyme some words, but really, Why put down those other people ? If its art its art, and opinions vary on what is good.
I found it repetitive and boring, except for the girl jiggling her rear end, but that repeated a bit much also.

Denmark Vesey said ...
You don't see it huh Skip?

You sound like a peasant describing a Jackson Pollack in 1949. They didn't get it either.

Reducing this cat's flow to something that any "dweeb off the street" could duplicate is like suggesting Jordan's dunk over Ewing was a layup .

Which, at it's essence, is the same reason you and the Casper's and the Mike Fisher's and Rap Haters in general resent Hip Hop. You witness it's impact and it's power, but you don't understand it. Which causes you to fear it. Which triggers the impulse to reduce and dismiss it. When in fact your qualification to criticize Hip Hop is no greater than Mike Tyson's qualification to criticize Opera.

Art, like life Skip, is muti-dimensional. It's not only what the poet says, it's how he says it. Language is tonal.

The Eskimos have 72 words for "snow". Black people can say "snow" 72 different ways. It's not "Jive". It's flow. And if you had it, not only would I not have to tell you what it was, you would be able to dance.

But actions speak louder than words, Skip. And this young crack dealer from Queens turned International Media Mogul and Financier is speaking louder than anybody else in the game. Big Ups to him.

Like my daughter says. "Don't hate. Congratulate."

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J.C. said...

Are you kidding ?
This looks like slick over produced bullshit product to me.

I mean it is fun to see the chicks kissing and all, and rubbing their crotches, but I think you could take some dweeb off the street, and do pretty much the same with the right make-up, and lights, and studio musicians.

Sure he can talk, and jive, and so forth, and rhyme some words, but really, Why put down those other people ? If its art its art, and opinions vary on what is good.
I found it repetitive and boring, except for the girl jiggling her rear end, but that repeated a bit much also.

J.C. said...

I don`t dislike it, I own recordings by hip hop artists. All I am saying is that this is not an end or be all as far as art.
I bought Jz`s Black Album when it came out, because I thought it was cool. It is creative, and this guy is creative yes also... but, there are a lot of creative people around, black white or other.
Really the Motown genre was super creative also.
Now don`t start talking about Plantation this and that. It was fun, creative, and interesting music.
As a guitarist, I look up to Robert Johnson, the Blues Man, that originated lots of blues ideas.
I love Hendrix, and lots of others.
One of my music heroes from the past is Arthur Lee. A guy from L.A. that passed away recently. HIS BAND 'love' WAS CREATIVE.
There is no better or worse music. One guy beating a drum sounds pretty good on occasion.
B.T.W. -- I liked Jackson Pollack when I was a kid, and saw his stuff for the first time. It`s not a question of getting any thing.
I like putting on my Missy Elliot record now and then, because she is so out there creative.

Michael Fisher said...

DV...

"Like my daughter says. 'Don't hate. Congratulate.'"

I'm looking forward to your daughter shaking her ass in Skippy's face in a few years while he throws a few dollars at her.

By the way. I'm sure Skippy has got a bitch collar for her ready, too.

Anonymous said...

DV is easily entertained by simple artistic concepts!

Denmark Vesey said...

Michael Fisher said...

DV...
I'm looking forward to your daughter shaking her ass in Skippy's face in a few years while he throws a few dollars at her.


Of course you would love to see something like that Mike. You are a hater. Haters hope for the negative.

Whereas I hope your daughter doesn't become just another Plantation Negro attempting to validate her inferiority complex by pretending she is a victim of "A Global System of White Supremacy".

Michael Fisher said...

DV...

"Haters hope for the negative."

So, according to this statement what the black women are doing in Fitty's video is negative?

Denmark Vesey said...

Michael Fisher said...

So, according to this statement what the black women are doing in Fitty's video is negative?"


I don't know you mean by that.

However, I would consider what Condoleezza Rice is doing in George Bush's video, negative.

Michael Fisher said...

DV, stop acting stupid and diversionary. Answer the question:

Are the black women shaking their asses in Fitty's video as they are doing (review the video) doing something negative?

Denmark Vesey said...

"Are the black women shaking their asses in Fitty's video as they are doing (review the video) doing something negative?" M Fisher

Mike,

"Negative?" "Negative" ... is relative. "Negative" compared to what?

Personally, I find Condoleezza's sad attempt before the US Congress to justify the loss of American lives in Iraq much more "Negative" than what these women are doing in Fiddy's video.

Secondly, you call these women "black women".

You attach "black" as if that is the operative and most descriptive feature of their existence.

It isn't.

The fact that these women are strippers, firmly entrenched in the sex industry, speaks louder than their African-American heritage.

Are these "STRIPPERS" doing something negative?

No.

Appearing in this music video, that will be seen around the world, is probably THE MOST POSITIVE thing that will ever happen to these women.

That may be a sad commentary, but Fifty and the other hip hop cats didn't create the global sex industry. That's something you divorced black fathers of your generation created.

These boys are just playing the cards they were given.

Stop trying to play Cpt.Save A Ho.

Michael Fisher said...
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Michael Fisher said...

DV...

"Are these "STRIPPERS" doing something negative?

"No.
Stop trying to play Cpt.Save A Ho"

Well, then, I'm looking forward to your daughter "not doing something negative" and shaking her ass in Skippy's and his like's face, "around the world".

Daaaaaaaaadeeee?

Black divorced fathers of my generation created the global sex industry?

Back that one up. Name 'em.

Denmark Vesey said...

Black divorced fathers of my generation created the global sex industry?

Back that one up. Name 'em. M Fisher

OK. You for one.

90% of the young girls giving $20 lap dances and hawkin $10 Heineken's are chasing that father figure who for whatever reason couldn't work it out with moms.

When my daughter says "Daaadeeeee".

She gets a response.

When she climbs into bed with her parents, it's the same 2 people every morning.

So don't worry about Snack. Focus on keeping little Michaela Fisher from clapping her ass cheeks for the likes of Skip Sievert.

Anonymous said...

DV
But actions speak louder than words, Skip. And this young crack dealer from Queens turned International Media Mogul and Financier is speaking louder than anybody else in the game. Big Ups to him.

Are you talking about Master "P" ?! Oh no I forgot Percy's biceps and jock strap aren't big enough for ya!

That groupie love is powerful!

Denmark Vesey said...

LOL,

Ahhh Casper. You still tryin' huh?

There is nothing more riding a man's jock than hating him when you don't even know him.

Tonight, as you sit somewhere in a dark room sticking pins in a Fiddy doll and praying that Jigga and Beyonce break up - consider coming out the closet.

Anonymous said...

DV
There is nothing more riding a man's jock than hating him when you don't even know him.

So I assume that is an admission on your part for loving a man you don't even know. Secondly, I will leave the house and talk to the homie's on the streets as soon as you take that fiddy poster down off your wall and store it with that Bid Daddy Kane poster you use to have up!

Michael Fisher said...
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Michael Fisher said...

DV...

"OK. You for one.

90% of the young girls giving $20 lap dances and hawkin $10 Heineken's are chasing that father figure who for whatever reason couldn't work it out with moms."

Is that so? Back that one up. Got a study?

Now, the sex industry consists of porno movies, peep shows, strip joints, magazines, and, yes, the above video.

Who owns and created these things?

Name the individuals.

J.C. said...

This stuff is the funniest shit I have seen all day.
How did it get to me and D.V.`s daughter ?
Come on man, what kind of shit is that /
I live in the great North. Not in the city of Angels. Haha.
I am a little miffed that none of you yahoo`s knows who Arthur Lee is. He was one creative genius. As said someone that blew me away with his creativity, and brilliance.

Michael Fisher said...

Skip...

"This stuff is the funniest shit I have seen all day.
How did it get to me and D.V.`s daughter?"

I thought you like black asses? What difference does it make to you whether "the bitches" as you called black women are DV's daughter or mine?

Or the "bitches" in the video? They all are some black parent's children.

Denmark Vesey said...

Mike,

Skip never called "black women bitches".

Stop trying to reduce everything to a simple ass racial slur.

Obviously white v black paradigms are your comfort zone. But this need to play the "black victim of white aggression" is not a good look.

Anonymous said...

unskillful.

Michael Fisher said...
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Michael Fisher said...

DV...

"Skip never called "black women bitches"

Oh yeah?

skip sievert said...

"A foxy bitch is a foxy bitch, black or white, yellow, etc."

And Fisher you would probably get down on your knees and beg for it, from any of the above, just as the rest of us would.

Aug 24, 2007 10:04:00 AM

He called a black woman a bitch, a white woman a bitch, a yellow woman a bitch, and an "etc." woman a bitch. Note the sequence.

You just LOOOOVE that racist white boy, don't you, DV?

J.C. said...

Fisher, ha ah, you are really a loony tune when it comes to perceived insults to your tiny 'value system'.

A bitch is a female animal. Comprende~?

It is a term of endearment very often.
It also is a comic term often.
Women of all stripes, use this term often when describing themselves and others.
It is not a demeaning term.
As with all words, it can be used in a demeaning or insulting way.

So stop your bitching... Ha ha. about morality issues, of how people should love each other or talk to each other.
This world is full of problems that are a lot more real than your perceived ones.
Feel free to bitch on though.

Michael Fisher said...

Skip...

"It is a term of endearment very often."

Hey Robyn, Jasai! What's up you Bitches?

(Have I now endeared myself to you ladies?)

Michael Fisher said...

Skip...

"It is a term of endearment very often."

Hey DV, How's that little Bitch of yours, Snack?

Cute eyes your little Bitch has.

She looks like she may be a really fine, I mean foxy, Bitch when she grows up.

Is her Momma a foxy Bitch, too? Whatup. DV, my Dog?

You think Skippy will be able to eventually snoop around that ass your little bitch Snack will get?

(Have I endeared myself to you yet, DV? Or do you want more?)

Denmark Vesey said...

Mike,

You endeared yourself to me a long time ago. In a Lou Rawls kind of way.

But since you seem to have some questions about being a bitch. Let me help you out.

Bitches don't necessarily have to be a woman. There are plenty of males bitches. You for one.

You've proven to be more of a bitch than Snack will ever be.

See Mike. When you preach about the "Global Boogeyman of White Supremacy", you are a bitch.

When you constantly accuse white men of taking advantage of you, or of insulting black women or of "deceiving all black people", you are a bitch.

When you manufacture grand conspiracy theories that blame the destruction of the black family and the loss of morality in America on young black men in Hip Hop, who just happen to make you feel irrelevant, you are a bitch.

When you get your little feelings hurt by Insurgent and you go out of your way to say little nasty things about her personal life, you are a bitch.

Now if you mention my daughter and the word bitch in the same sentence again, you are going to see me in Atlanta or LA and you are going to get punched in the mouth. And really be a bitch.

So, in the future keep this little blog thing about ideas, perspective, insight, opinion and edification.

But keep my family out your mouth. You don't know me like that.

Michael Fisher said...

DV...

"But keep my family out your mouth. You don't know me like that."

And what gives you, DV, the right to approve of the children of other black families to be called "Bitches" by Fitty or anyone else?

Tell you what. I'm gonna call up Chris Lighty, whom I know very well, and see whether I can get him to have 50 record a song with a title like... let's see: "I had a Bitch for a Snack". Or maybe "I snacked a Bitch on the Ass".

If it ain't fitty, I'll get to Busta, or just call up Lyor and have him give me any of the Gangsta rappers he got in storage, have that guy record a song or two with that title and promote him all ova.

In fact, in fact JUST FOR YOU, I'll tour the guy, be it Fitty or the new guy all over Europe.

Then I'll call up Al Haymon and see what he can do.

For the cover of the single we'll use the cute eyes posted on a certain site.

How's that?

and if really you know anything about me, YOU KNOW I CAN DO IT.

This way your family is kept out "my mouth" and in Fitty's or another Gangsta's instead.

And you can go on and praise that particular "independent entrepreneur"/mogul, knowing that your child helped create a legacy, a legacy attributable to her Daaaaaadeeeee.

How ya like that one?

Anything else, DV would be hypocritical. And you are not a hypocrite, are you?

Michael Fisher said...

DV...

"But keep my family out your mouth. You don't know me like that."

What's REALLY interesting about this is that no one even knows WHO your family is. And STILL you get upset.

These words are so powerful they cut through your avatar and moniker right to the "blackest man on the internet".

Ready to kill yet?

How often do I have to call your child a bitch until you are ready to show up on my doorstep?

And when you do show up and I'm finished cutting your throat, who benefits?

Black folks?

Black men?

Black women?

Black children?

Or is it Skippy and his likes?

Michael Fisher said...

DV...

"You've proven to be more of a bitch than Snack will ever be."

Well, since I ain't a bitch, Snack certainly won't be one then.

In any case, DV. Do you see how painful it is for black people to have to listen to this garbage day in and day out?

You see how you are ready to invoke violence against a Brother because your ANONYMOUS child was called out of her nature?

How you were blinded to the fact that this white man called your child, mine, Jasai, Robyn, and even Condi Rice a bitch?

How you are blinded to the fact that it ultimately is Lyor Cohen and his likes who I need to call up to get one of these characters out of cold storage?

I pains me to call any black child out of her nature, and extend my apologies to Snack. But I think you got my point.

cnulan said...

dayyum.....,

Anonymous said...

hmmm, deep!

J.C. said...

Wow, you are coming off as problem child retaliating.

"How you were blinded to the fact that this white man called your child, mine, Jasai, Robyn, and even Condi Rice a bitch?"

What the fuck you talking about man?

This is the internet, and while Denmark posted an interesting picture of me, that I have to admit I kind of like, and laugh over, reality is that he, nor any one knows what supposed color any of the posters are here, and you know what ?, he has made it clear that he is impressed with creativity, thoughtful Ideas.
Now why are you getting into a pointless pissing contest ?

The very best of blogging means to agree to disagree, and while I am not perfect, and make mistakes (like when I gave Jasai a hard time, because of a difference of opinion), it does not make a lot of sense to start harassing someone over a simple issue like we are talking about.
Your behavior is most unpleasant.
Find some higher ground than making accusations about people based on perceptions of something that at least to me is not important.

Oh, and Condi Rice is a bitch.
So is George W.
For pimping to special interests.

Denmark Vesey said...

"Tell you what. I'm gonna call up Chris Lighty, whom I know very well" M Fisher


Name drop
Name drop
I invented Hip Hop

Like somebody wants to take a phone call from a washed up former rap concert promoter turned rap hater.

You know Mike. I didn't realize this at first. But I see it now. You are not only a bitch. You are a faggot too.

All of this exaggerated defensiveness about certain words in rap songs and finger pointing race baiting at Skip can't disguise the fact that you don't even like black women. You are full of shit. That's why your wife left your ass.

Yeah yeah yeah. You trying to "save the strippers" in rap videos. What makes you think they want to be saved by you? Those women would laugh in your face.

There is no one in Hip Hop who has ever called "all black women bitches". Except in your senile ass head.

You want to save a black woman? Marry one. Make it work. Your little anti-rap crusade is not about women. It's about you and your little fragile ego.

"I'm gonna call Lyor".

You got mad when your intellectually lightweight anachronistic Plantation Negro theories were picked apart, so you do what bitches and faggots do when they get hurt. You try to get personal.

But you know what. Fuck it. Let's run with it. Let's get personal.

Call Lyor. Call Chris. Call GLAAD. Call anybody you want to call. But if you want to talk about my daughter, let's talk about your little fat booga bear of a daughter too. Post her picture.

If you want to play those games. Let's play it both ways.

Michael Fisher said...

Well, "Denmark Vesey", I think everyone can see now whose side you truly are on.

Well, with this, I think we are done.

Bye

Denmark Vesey said...

Michael Fisher said...

Well, "Denmark Vesey", I think everyone can see now whose side you truly are on.



Yes. They can.

I am on the side of men who can take what they dish out.

If you can't. Step.

Anonymous said...

So does this mean that "Denmark" wouldn't mind his daughter "not doing something negative" and shaking her ass in Skippy's and his like's face, "around the world"?


You never did answer the question.

Denmark Vesey said...

No Mike.

Denmark would mind very much.

Anonymous said...

Why would Denmark mind very much if his daughter was shaking her ass in a video?

J.C. said...

Fisher, are you on the rag ?

Denmark Vesey said...

"Anonymous" said...

Why would Denmark mind very much if his daughter was shaking her ass in a video?


Well Mike,

For one, it would mean she had lost her mind.

Secondly it would mean she was doing something - that she did not really want to do, and did not have to do. Which to me is the definition of a slave.

Now Mike, since you like asking questions. Let's see if you have enough heart to answer one.

If your daughter was shaking her ass in a rap video - why would you blame 50 Cent - and not yourself?

Anonymous said...

DV
If your daughter was shaking her ass in a rap video - why would you blame 50 Cent - and not yourself?

Because fiddy should have more of a responsibility to black women and the black community with respect to degrading women of color in music videos and via certain lyrics than Jimmy Iovine should. It's called responsibility as an artist/person to your race/people. The same as Malcom, Marcus and Ali displayed. We don't hate Curtis Jackson because just as much as you DV should not give him "groupie like" props because you and I don't know him as a person. However, we know who he wants us to believe whom the character fiddy is and fiddy I don't care for because of what he does to earn his living first. Secondly, who was and is in control of him for him to find success in the gansta rap game Jimmy Iovine. Earning paper is OK DV but if you earned it selling dope to my people your WHACK! No matter if it is the white man importing it into this country. No matter if you didn't create the demand. WHACK is WHACK! DV. Selling fried chicken to my people is WHACK! as well. I don't waver because am infactuated with a particular person/corporation (Curtis) WHACK is WHACK! And as much as you think Darfur is bunch of lies spread by the Jewish coalition. It is no more of a lie than the one promoted by Jimmy Iovine, Doug Morris and the gang of Jews running the music industry.

So my debate with you is one of hypocrisy. You love fiddy but hate Oprah. You blast the Jewish groups about Darfur but give Iovine and Morris passes. What gives??? or are you too the benefactor of gansta rap money?

Michael Fisher said...

I'll come around occasionally to see what's said, but, as I said, I'm done here, so I don't see myself posting comments. There's too much poison here, and these type of name-calling exchanges among black men in my experience have the potential to escalate into actual bloodshed.

I try to avoid getting into situations where I am forced to kill black men, because that, in the last analysis means that I am doing black folks a disfavor and white folks a favor. So it is best to cease and avoid the poison.

I have made my point as to where you stand DV, so my task here is done.

Thus this anon is not me, I do not post anonymously. I would hope that the anon makes that clear in the future.

With that said, as before. Good bye.

Anonymous said...

This is really all very uncalled for.

Denmark Vesey said...

Sista Accra,

I apologize for exposing you to such intellectual violence. You are right it is unfortunate, but I'm not sure if it is completely unnecessary.

It takes more love to confront a brotha than it does to not deal with him.

I have love for Mike Fisher. I respect him and find him exceedingly interesting. In a world of conformists Mike Fisher is his own man and a character4. I've always liked him and still do.

But Mike can a bit of a bully and Mike can sometimes go too far.

And no matter how much you like a man, you can't let him go too far.

And as a child, I learned that the best to love a bully is to pick up a brick and bust him in his head when he goes too far. Later he will thank you for it, and all will be well.

So again, dear lady, my apologies.

cnulan said...

a pair of accomplished middle-aged professionals long overdue for prostate exams talking murderous violence over a rap video?

LOL!!!!!

just goes to show, you can take tackheads out the hood, but you can't take the hood out of tackheads...,

Anonymous said...

I hadnt read this until now. My word.

Yall need to cool off and come back at the end of the week. Leave Snack and Michaela and physical threats out of this and all will be well.

Yall are both FAR to intelligent to continue this bullshit (be it by more posts or none). Lets move on to the next topic.

What does everyone think of that girly ass pic of Don King above?

Anonymous said...

No problem DV, was just a little concerned.

Anonymous said...

Okay, not to cause more problems, but how is Mike a bully? I mean, what he said made sense. Plus, go look at a video called Pop, Lock and Drop It. When you see the little girls dancing that shit, imagine them in that exact video.

~Deli

sondjata said...

I'm thinkin' Denmark Vesey (AKA Telemaque) would feel differently.