Monday, June 25, 2007

I WANT MY M%#$F#$% PANTS!

A judge ruled Monday in favor of a dry cleaner that was sued for $54 million over a missing pair of pants.

The owners of Custom Cleaners did not violate the city's Consumer Protection Act by failing to live up to Roy L. Pearson's expectations of the ``Satisfaction Guaranteed'' sign that was once placed in the store window, District of Columbia Superior Court Judge Judith Bartnoff ruled.

Bartnoff ordered Pearson to pay the court costs of defendants Soo Chung, Jin Nam Chung and Ki Y. Chung.

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

The judicial system is a joke and seriously needs to be overhauled from top to bottom (which I doubt will happen considering lawyers run this country). This guy is a lawyer AND a judge...Truly indicative of the unjust legal system. A mockery of the law.

Anonymous said...

Is that Dwayne Wayne?

Anonymous said...

I'm still waiting to here what this man was trying to accomplish.

Anonymous said...

Robyn, I think he said something about the pants being "lucky" I swear!! LOL

Paul, that isht was funny as hell. Dwayne Wayne?!?!

Denmark Vesey said...

Somebody remind me. Who is Dwane Wayne?

Anonymous said...

Ol' boy from A Different World. First he was in love with Denise, then later on with Whitley.

Denmark Vesey said...

Oh!

Kadeem. Dude with the funny glasses.

I saw him at a Laker game recently.

LOL. Yeah Paul, Ol' boy does look something like him.

Anonymous said...

The cleaners went bankrupt over this. It's ridiculous. Dude has problems.

Big J