Sunday, March 28, 2010

Lyndon LaRouche Is My Favorite White Boy

Denmark Vesey said ...
OK. I Confess.

I can't hide it anymore.

I was able to fool you good people for years. But CNu ... CNu ... he was too smart to fall for the okey doke. He figured me out while you other Plantation Negros were still in the dark.

Congratulations CNu. You Got Me. I give up:

Lyndon LaRouche is paying me to promote the meme "A Global System of Black Supremacy" to counteract the psychological warfare of "A Global System of White Supremacy".

The LaRouche organization believes that the path to empowerment for black people is built upon the foundation of strong black families. He came up with the tag line: GetAChick as a rallying cry to encourage De Facto Homos and feminized black men to step up and become the men women need them to be and to save women from themselves.

LHL is appalled that black women are 13% of the population but receive 40% of the abortions. He believes this discrepancy is the direct result of propaganda targeting black women. They have tasked me to convince black people that a baby is also a person. He won't be satisfied until black people are as appalled by the killing of a 7 month old fetus in his mother's womb as they are by the killing of a 16 year old Chicago student on his way home from school.

LaRouche is convinced the history taught in the school system has been distorted. He believes Western Civilization is a myth. He says that 90% of being a slave is psychological. Thinking you are a slave or even descended from slaves is a handicap. He told me ... "No DV. Not you. You are descended from a thousand years of selective breeding!"

The LaRouche organization is so committed to freeing black people from the pitfalls of global government that they pay me $4,732 per week to build awareness among black people about the fraudulent science of 'Global Warming' and the attempt to establish a global government and global tax without an election. He calls it a "global dictatorship masquerading as environmentalism".

Lyndon Larouche is a huge fan of Hip Hop and has tasked me defend the artistic accomplishments of young black rappers and to celebrate their keen understanding of myth and meme.

Lyndon Larouche is suspicious that southern Africa is only 10% of the world's population but constitutes 60% of the world's AIDS patients. His organization is sponsoring me to encourage educated black people to question and challenge the HIV / AIDS hypothesis.

Lyndon Larouche believes obesity is as much a threat to black Americans as is racism. He encouraged me to focus on the absurdity of Man Boobs as a method to motivate black men conditioned for generations to identify with pork.

Lyndon LaRouche believes it is important for black people to establish their own standards of beauty and to celebrate each other. He whispered to me one night over a plate of microwaved macaroni and cheese: "DV ... you should create The Baddest Bitch On The Planet Award".

Apparently Lyndon grew up in an all black neighborhood in Iowa. His nanny was a gentle black woman named Sadie. Apparently Sadie died of hypertension and heart disease. Lyndon LaRouche was so touched that he swore he would do all he can to save other black people from the devastation of high blood pressure. He has asked me to educate black Americans on the corrosive dangers of refined salt and to use all of my communicative resources to shift them towards natural unrefined salt complete with a full range of micro-nutrients.

Lyndon Larouche believes HEALTH IS WEALTH. He won't rest until black people become the most capable and empowered people in this country. It is his dream to see our rates of diabetes, heart disease and cancer fall from the top of the list to the bottom. He will spend his last dollar convincing black people about the wonders of all natural living foods.

CNu is right. There is no DeeVee.

Lyndon LaRouche invented me. That is why you see me and guys just like me all over the internet. That is why DV.net is not at all unique. Nothing special. Common. Usual. Dime a dozen.

1 comment:

CNu said...

Elijah Poole-ism 101

Claims as ridiculous and erroneous as these are utterly incompatible with the good works you profess to want to do.

Do you sincerely believe this information that you posted?