Tuesday, December 15, 2009

My Definition of A Brotha

14 comments:

CNu said...

ROTFLMBAO!!!!!

DMG said...

...I was going to post that. I wonder what MOTI is trying to tell us with this "picture definition"?

Denmark Vesey said...

DMG said...

" ...I was going to post that."

Between Plantation MD & his Malthusian head coach ... MOTI's got 475 pounds of pork eatin' Negro hangin' from his nutz.

Denmark Vaseline said...

And as everyone knows by now, I love having folks hang off my nutz.

DMG said...

That was a nice video of how swagger got it's ass kicked by substance.

So, share with us your "wisdom" about how Kimbo is your definition of a brotha. I mean, it's your definition, so I won't argue with it. I'm really curious why you might hold him up as the archetype of "brotha".

Kimberly said...

zzzzz

How corny

DV it wouldn't be so bad if your full-time haters were in the least bit funny

Denmark Vaseline said...

I know Kimberly.

Hey sweetie. Tell me. Are you light-skinned? Do you look like a boy? Are you my type?

DMG said...

Not here for your entertainment, put your head back down on the desk and finish your nap.

makheru bradley said...

I was thinking that this was DV's janitor with the baby oil until Bro. Nulan posted that link.

uglyblackjohn said...

Kimbo Slice?
Well maybe in the sense that he took another younger brotha' under his wing on Ultimate Fighter.

KonWomyn said...

I don't know too much about this dude, but isn't he a street fighter so he never trained to fight against heavyweight pro fighters. Maybe if there was less hype about him and more focus on champ training, he might be able to last longer in the ring.

Being a street brawler who's risen from the streets to competing against pro's has gotta count for sumthin. Many others are still unknown talent, only dreaming about making it and Kimbo despite his epic failings, is living it.

Whether this makes him a brotha or not is sumthin only to be decided by those who say he is or he isn't and those who know much more. For me he is, but I def wouldn't rate him in my top definitions.

KonWomyn said...

epic failings as in the Roy Nelson and the one against Petruzelli.

Denmark Vesey said...

Kaaaaay Duuuub ...

Appreciate you sista. A lion amongst hyenas is always happy to see a lioness.

As usual you've come closest to seeing what the haters missed.

Yes. Kimbo is cat from the streets. Was homeless for a time. Starting fighting for $50 and $100 prizes.

Knocked out all comers. Eventually fought for $5 and $10 G's. All comers. Streets. No rules.

Got on YouTube. Blew up.

Parlayed that into a Prime Time bout on CBS (The Tiffany Network) for a coooool $1 Million.

Kimbo is a married man and devoted father.

Well past his prime (Nobody really knows how old the dude is) Kimbo is making his way in the UFC.

But peep.

Kimbo is a cast member on the show The Ultimate Fighter which normally averages about 2 million viewers.

Since Kimbo came on the ratings have skyrocketed to 3.8 million viewers.

Win or lose the UFC can't afford to let the cat go.

Why? Cuz Kimbo got soul. People FEEL Kimbo.

Kimbo is a brotha and brothas are in demand.

The Global System of Black Supremacy.

Casper said...

DV
"Kimbo is a married man and devoted father."

Doesn't this dude also work in the porn industry? Not impressed!