Tuesday, November 01, 2011

Why Is CNu Soooo Mad?


CNu said...
My rank worldwide and


Your rank worldwide!



Denmark Vesey said... 
Your rank?
Technocrati?
lol Jigaboo affirmation?  
Hardly.
Why you pork eatin' dummy.
I'm Denmark Vesey
His Majesty
aka Bobby Mugabi.
Waging war to free Plantation Negros
is my past time hobby
President of the Get A Chick lobby 
Fighting the ungodly 
saving unborn babies by healing mommy


So go on prick, with your Jigaboo antics, IMF statistics, fake vaccine panics and Malthusian matrix.
Keep counting clicks, riding my dick, and peddling green gimmiks.
I'm kicking ancient physics with a raw toothpick in a Brioni tunic.
No matter how you cut it
you just my sidekick.

Stop fighting it Jigaboo.
Get used to it.

6 comments:

DMG said...

I kick you in your ass ALL last week, but I can't get a rhyme?

Craig wears your ass out a little, and you are writing prose like you're a fucking ghetto shaken-his-spear.

I'm a bit upset. I can't get a blackest man poem? You like Craig more than me? I see you always writing about his breasteses, with thinly veiled lust. You fantasizing about laying your head on his chest or something?

Is it over between us? Just come out and say.

Denmark Vesey said...

lol

lollllllollll

ahhhhhhhh mmmaaaaan.

let me see,
let me see ...
can I kick if for 'ol DMG?
Batty bwoy here more than me!

Jigaboos can't get nuf DV!
Need to charge Jigaboos a fee!
DV educational TV.
I Dare a Plantation Negro to be free.

Maybe I didn't introduce myself properly. Denmark Vesey. The Blackest Man On The Property. Roughly, "Dee Veee", in Swahili means "memes and melody".
As you can see nerds stay on my willy.
Free people educate privately
love their babies and keep em vaccine free.

lol .... ahh man.

So. Doc.

What's up man?

Come on bruh.

You sleeping here now?

What's going on?

Last month my domain expired. I got a message from you before I got a message from my ISP.

Now Doc. I know DenmarkVesey.net is the hottest spot on the internet. Nobody kicks it like I do. Give it up.

If I wasn't me I'd be here too.

But I wouldn't be pretending like I hated it.

Don't you find your presence an oxymoron?

CNu said...

Hate to rub it in Doc, but he even made a little youtube video expressly for me too.

Sorry bout that brah, I just got it like that.

Side pieces be making me mixtapes and insisting I eat their recipes all the time..., this one no different from all the rest.

That's just the way it go when you've got *ahem* big feet...,

blacotaku1 said...

THIS is fucking classic!

DMG said...

Craig,

He made you a video? Hmmm. Maybe I'll have to kick it up a notch.

Anonymous said...

HILARIOUS!!!