Friday, December 17, 2010

R. Kelly Is The Greatest Musician On The Planet

 Dr. Love said...
Best what??????? This perverted ass niggah pissin in little ghetto girls faces and makin a fuckin tape...take him to the local Mickey D's and he gettin phone numbers from the little girls behind the counter!!! Niggahs supportin him like they supportin the other pervert Eddie Long....Most creative geniuses are perverts but this adulation is scary....where do we draw the line,,, should we forgive Pee Wee Herman for jackin off at the movie theatre???? I am not one to judge but is anything "sacred" anymore??

13 comments:

The Doc said...

Ha! DV, there you go with those wide-sweeping statements again.

But you know what, i'ma give you this one. Kelly do be on point a lot of times. He's very creative and has written lots of dynamite songs. Can't nobody on here tell me they wasn't singing along to Trapped in the Closet, and gossiping about Rufus, Chuck and Cathy the next day. :D

He's definitely a contender for the best.

Seven Half Store said...

Cuz when a woman loves, she loves for real.

lol. nuff said.

Dr. Love said...

Best what??????? This perverted ass niggah pissin in little ghetto girls faces and makin a fuckin tape...take him to the local Mickey D's and he gettin phone numbers from the little girls behind the counter!!! Niggahs supportin him like they supportin the other pervert Eddie Long....Most creative geniuses are perverts but this adulation is scary....where do we draw the line,,, should we forgive Pee Wee Herman for jackin off at the movie theatre???? I am not one to judge buy is anything "sacred" anymore??

Conrad Walden said...

Don't hate. Tastes so good, Love. 'Specially outta his hose.

Anonymous said...

I DARE anyone not to bust up laughing if you imagine John Witherspoon reading Dr. Love's comment.

Comedic genius.

D.SMITH said...

When this dude starts pissin' on cats from inside the radio while the CD's playing, then we got a problem. But the R's penchant for urinating on teenage girls has nothing to do with his musical ability, unless his whole career was based on writing songs about peeing on people, and you could hear the sound of tinkle in the mixdown.

This is like the woman who told me she would never listen to T.I. again because of the whole ecstacy incident. What does one have to do with the other? Same thing with Tiger Woods, same thing with Mel Gibson. Is he no longer the best golfer in the world because of what he chooses to do with random white women and a text message? Is his performance in Lethal Weapon I or II any less because he demands blowjobs in a hot tub while sounding like the human incarnation of a rabid dog? As for Pee Wee Herman, the only three people that should really be concerned with what he does in public with his penis is the person who sat in the seat after him, the person who had to clean it up, or the person sitting in front of him during said act.

R. Kelly never intended us to be fans of his personal life, but rather his musical contribution. The media attempts to cancel him out by getting the people to focus on the opposite, and look at what we're talking about...

Her Side said...

While I am not a big R. Kelley fan, I agree with D.SMITH's sentiments. Who in the world would be foolish enough to co-mingle an artists personal exploits with the beauty of their craft? Even the most talented (especially the most talented?) have personal problems that could make our lives look like pre-school.

I just watched Mike Vick put a serious hurtin' on the Giants. Not once during that super performance did I think of little puppies. And when the puppy joke finally came up, I giggled and went right back to watching the game... one of the best games I've ever seen.

Anonymous said...

Greatest musician on the planet?
Typo black.
R. Kelly was nowhere near Paisley Park studios when Around the World in a Day & Sign o' the Times were made.

cadeveo said...

I'm co-signing on that Gee Chee. Best musician alive is still Prince. Cat has composed at this point more albums than anyone, plays all the instruments, can lead a tight, tight band, and is the template that has been followed by many others who have come nowhere close to him. R. Kelly's alright. Trapped in the Closet, parts 1-260 were some of the most genius moments of musical comedy in history since Frank Zappa (though it's still hard to tell if R. Kelly intended them to be comedy), but the man holds no candle to Prince and never will.

Denmark Vesey said...

Aight aight aight.

I hear ya'll.

Prince? incredible cat.

But aint nobody as soulful, spiritual, creative, timely, relevant or black ... as The R.

The boy can do it all.

Write. Sing. R&B. Gospel. Classical. Opera. Motown. Hip Hop or Step In The Name of Love ... like The R.

The fact that Kelly did that nasty shit he did ... came back ... and dropped the number one album ... is testament to his greatness.

But fuck all the arguing.

You know how I get down.

You know a greater musical artist on the planet earth right now?

Drop a link: ____________________ ?

Anonymous said...

Built a personal mythology.

Warner Bro. came to Prince’s manager and told him that they wanted to pick up Prince and they would have Marice White of Earth Wind and Fire to produce his first album. Seventeen year old Prince (who never made an album) spoke to his manager outside the room and told him that NOBODY is going to produce his first album…brah…DV…Wimbledon ain’t got them many balls.

How many cats in the beginning stages of their careers get compared to the falsetto voice of Smokey Robinson, song writing talent of Stevie Wonder, guitar aggression of Jimi Hendrix and elements of funk liken to Funkadelic, Sly and James Browns band?
How many careers has Kelly launched writing for others?

In Denmark Vernacular, “Drop a link_______________”

Kelly couldn’t cross-over with his music if he were a part-time crossing guard.

Prince was controversial hip-hop when hip-hop didn’t exist. Parental Advisory exists because of him. Basically invented strategic bobbing and weaving of censorship.

Negro turned down We Are the World…probably because When Doves Cry created a new standard for making music.

Has Kelly DEFINED any decade?

80’s?
90’s?
00’s?

Kelly is blessed that he did not have to compete against the Thriller album brah.

He’s been on the cover of Guitar Magazine
He’s been on the cover of Drum Magazine
He’s been on the cover of Keyboard Magazine
He’s been on the cover of Bass Magazine

You can’t get no more “musician than that.

Who has EVER been considered a rival to MJ?

Bro man (in a “fif flo” holding up four fingers tone) if you were a paleontologist you couldn’t drop a link.

Denmark Vesey said...

BIG UPS GEE!!! BIG UPSSS!!!! ^^^

Hell of an argument.

May have to give you that one.

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